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Worst Ending Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	414
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Towns Built:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Are you tired of boring, predictable endings in Minecraft SMPs? Look no further, because our server has the WORST ending known to man! Only fifty people have read the finale, so you’ll be joining a select group of players who have experienced just how dogshit it truly is. Join us for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and a conclusion that will leave you scratching your head in disbelief. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

CrushedByMinecraftSMP

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2690
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Are you tired of trying to impress your crush with your epic redstone builds, only to have them yawn and walk away? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate crush killer! Join us and watch as your crush’s jaw drops in awe at your insane PvP skills and your ability to tame a herd of wild llamas with just a carrot. Say goodbye to unrequited love and hello to a whole new world of blocky romance! Who needs a date when you have a diamond sword and a creeper-proof base to protect? Join now and let the crush-killing begin!

AwkwardCraft – Keep It Cringy!

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2707
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Secret Passages Found:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Are you tired of awkward conversations in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only conversations you’ll have are with friendly creepers and chatty chickens! Our server is so awkwardly awesome that even the Ender Dragon gets shy around our players. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself once tried to join our server but couldn’t handle the cringe levels. So if you’re looking for a hilariously awkward time, join us now and prepare to laugh until your diamond armor breaks!

UNIFILgateRage

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3931
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	64

come join our minecraft server where we have so much chaos even the UN peacekeepers can’t handle it! our main gate gets destroyed more times than you can count, but that just adds to the fun! we’ve got explosions, battles, and more drama than a reality TV show. join us if you dare, but be prepared for the wildest ride of your life!

PangeaMC

Earth, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5390
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Ores Mined:	7954	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

PangeaMC is an non pay to win earth SMP powered by Towny and movecraft. There is custom recipes, custom planes, custom ships etc.

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Wacky Town Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5036
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where we solve mysteries using MATH! That’s right, forget about swords and pickaxes, all you need is your trusty calculator to crack the case.

Picture this: you’re walking through the virtual streets of our server when suddenly, a mysterious equation appears on your screen. Can you solve it in time to catch the criminal? Only the most mathematically inclined players will survive in this thrilling world of numbers and puzzles.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground math club where players gather to discuss the latest theories in geometry and algebra. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational AND fun?

So if you’re ready to put your math skills to the test and become the ultimate detective, join our server today! Just remember, on this server, the only thing more dangerous than a creeper is a tricky trigonometry problem.

Anon’s Minecraft SMP Wake Up Call

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6048
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Falling into the Void:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Divine Spears Created:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Void Armor Forged:	18	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	25

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out which alarm clock Anon uses! Rumor has it, Anon’s alarm clock is actually a creeper that explodes every morning to wake them up. Will you be able to survive the explosive wake-up call and join Anon on their crazy adventures in our server? Only one way to find out – join now!

CoverCraftMuslimLand

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1009
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4061	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content without worrying about catcalling or unwanted attention.

Our server is so inclusive that even the creepers are respectful of personal boundaries. No need to cover up in 40-degree heat here, unless you want to protect yourself from the scorching sun!

Join us and experience a virtual world where you can be yourself without fear of judgment or harassment. Plus, if you happen to glow like the Cullens, we’ll celebrate your uniqueness instead of making inappropriate comments.

So come on over to our server and leave the drama behind. Build your dream world and make friends with fellow players who appreciate you for who you are. And remember, in our Minecraft world, everyone is a winner – no need to worry about being the asshole!

PartnerCraft SMP: Love & Blocks

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7163
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	865

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want to find your perfect partner in crime? Look no further than our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP! Join us for a chance to team up with fellow players and create unforgettable memories together.

Picture this: you and your partner in crime building a giant chicken statue that shoots out fireworks every time you press a button. Or maybe you’ll embark on a quest to find the rarest diamond in the land, only to discover it’s been hidden inside a giant cake all along!

But that’s not all – our SMP is full of surprises, like random zombie dance parties and secret underground lairs filled with treasure. Plus, rumor has it that if you and your partner can defeat the Ender Dragon together, you’ll unlock the power to fly on giant rainbow unicorns!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs, adventures, and maybe even a little bit of romance. Who knows, you might just find your perfect partner in blocks!

BlockyBrewHaHa

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9696
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Void Armor Forged:	24
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Divine Spears Created:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

Have you ever wanted to experience the thrill of breaking blocks and building your own world, but without the risk of getting arrested? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers). Our server is so addictive, it should come with a warning label – “Caution: may cause extreme levels of fun and creativity!”

We have secret underground bases, epic battles against giant chickens, and even a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds (shh, don’t tell anyone). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Who knew playing Minecraft could be this exhilarating (and legal)?

Blocktopia: Affordable Housing Quest

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3109
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Crops Grown:	1966
Towns Built:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where thousands of players march in spain to demand affordable housing… but instead of housing, we give you EPIC PIXELATED ADVENTURES! build your dream house, fight dragons, and make friends with llamas that can talk! our server is so lit, even the villagers are throwing parties every night! join now and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!