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TestosteroneCraft: Narcissistic Realms

2D:4D finger length ratios, Adulthood, Behavior, biological basis, Development, estrogen, gender differences, Gender Identity, hormones, human biology, narcissism, Narcissistic, narcissistic traits, new findings, personality traits, prenatal exposure, Psychology, Realms, research, Scientific evidence, study, TESTOSTERONE, TestosteroneCraft

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1968
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Buildings Constructed:	45
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	417
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Void Gems Collected:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	3946

so like, this server is like, totally insane, dude. like, if you wanna join a server that will make you feel like a total narcissist, this is the place for you.

we did some research, like, real scientific stuff, and found out that playing on our server can totally boost your testosterone and estrogen levels. and like, that means you’ll become the most narcissistic player in all of Minecraft.

imagine strutting around the server, flexing your virtual muscles and showing off your epic builds. everyone will be like, “wow, that player is so full of themselves, but in a totally awesome way.”

so, if you wanna be the biggest narcissist in the Minecraft universe, join our server now. trust us, it’s gonna be a totally ego-boosting experience.

Arkanos

24/7, Anarchy, ArkanosMC, BUILD, Casino, chance, Community, Economy, Experience, Explore, Factions, games, Gaming, KitPvP, Minecraft, Mines, Possibilities, Prizes, PvP, Resource, Staff, Survival, Thrive, Treasures, Vanilla, vibrant, world

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7747
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Welcome to ArkanosMC, the best Minecraft server!

At ArkanosMC, we pride ourselves on offering an unrivaled gaming experience with a 24/7 staff available to assist you at all times. Our server features a variety of exciting game modes and activities, including:

– **Survival**: Enjoy an authentic survival experience, where you can build, explore and thrive in a vibrant world full of possibilities. – **Casino**: Try your luck at our casino, where you can win great prizes and have fun with games of chance. – **Mines**: Explore our resource-rich mines and discover hidden treasures as you delve deep beneath the earth.

And that’s not all! At ArkanosMC, we’re always adding new features and events to keep things exciting. Join our community and experience the best Minecraft experience. We look forward to seeing you at ArkanosMC!

arkanosmc.xyz:30005

CrusaderKings Craft (Coming Soon)

Arabia, battle, Battles, Castles, ck3, Conquestreforged, crusaders, devs, DYNASTY, Europe, Farms, Geopolitical, historical, historical armour, Knights, Manor Lords, Medieval, Middleages, naval battles, North Africa, Other, release date, rp, Ships, siege weapons, Siegeweapons, Staff, Towns, warrior, Warriors

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2807
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	3
New Chunks Explored:	823945	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	451	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

CrusaderKings Craft is a Historical themed medieval soft RP Geopolitical server played on a 1:100 Europe North Africa and Arabia map it is very much like a mixture of Manor Lords and CK3 allowing you to build towns farms and castles but also having a large nation on the map with a ruler and their dynasty ruling it you can also overthrow a ruler and install a new one from a new dynasty the server will also have epic battles with Knights and Warriors clashing on the Battlefield or you can have epic naval battles with ships clashing in open seas. The server has everything from siege weapons to ships and even historical armour.

We plan to improve the server each season to do this we need more Devs and Staff so feel free to apply for these

The server is not yet out and will be released soon

CrusaderKings.mc.gg:51

Wok n’ Pho Minecraft Server

Asian cuisine, Chinese, Chinese food, cuisine, Culinary, Cultural, Dining, Discriminatory, ethnic, ethnicity, exclusion, exclusionary, Food, Minecraft, ownership, pho.., Preference, profit, Restaurant, Server, stereotype, Vietnamese, Vietnamese food, wok

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4326
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Void Gems Collected:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Are you tired of those “h*ngarian” (jewish) restaurant owners making a profit off of your hunger? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the only place you need to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with Chinese and Vietnamese cuisine-inspired builds, where you can feast on virtual delicacies while avoiding those sneaky “h*ngarian” (jewish) owners trying to steal your hunger satisfaction.

With epic quests to find the rarest ingredients and secret recipes, you’ll never want to leave this culinary paradise. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and say goodbye to those pesky “h*ngarian” (jewish) restaurant owners once and for all!

“CraftyCringe SMP” – Minecraft SMP

awkward streamer, CraftyCringe, cringe, cringe compilation, cringe content, cringe culture, cringe fest, cringe fest compilation, cringe fest Frenchs, cringe fest moments, cringe fest streamer, cringe humor, cringe moments, cringe reaction, cringe-worthy, Frenchs, Frenchs brand, ill start, Minecraft, smp, starting a stream, Streamer, streaming

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6417
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	185	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Animals Bred:	176	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5774
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Are you tired of watching cringey streamers who can’t even build a decent dirt hut in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We have Frenchs, who once built an entire castle made out of cheese just because he was feeling a bit cheesy that day. Join us for wacky adventures, epic builds, and the occasional dance party on top of a giant cake made of diamonds. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this madness!

CousinClash Minecraft Server

acquired health issues, adoption, antibody therapy, Apology, Boundaries, Cancer, chemotherapy, Communication, comparison, congenital health issues, consanguine marriage, CousinClash, family dynamics, health issues, immunodeficiency, immunoglobulin therapy, incestuous marriage, Leukemia, medication, Minecraft, Server, Support

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4531
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	72
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Potions Brewed:	22	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a family tree with more branches than a forest? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it makes the drama between Sam’s family look like a walk in the park.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through twisted relationships and outrageous stories. From consanguine marriages to crazy health issues, our server has it all. And hey, at least you don’t have to deal with Cancer like poor Val, am I right?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the insanity. Who needs chemo when you can battle it out in the virtual world instead? Join now and let the madness begin!

SibCraftHouseWars

Auction, compensation, Debts, Europe, expats abroad, family drama, family house, family reunions, Father, heritage, Inheritance, legal issues, Mother, ownership, Property, registration fees, renovation, SibCraftHouseWars, Siblings, TAXES

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1210
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and inheritance drama that will make you forget about building blocks and start building alliances instead.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a virtual world where refusing heritage and paying off debts can lead to a full-blown family feud? Witness the epic saga of siblings fighting over who deserves a cut of the virtual house renovation funds. Will they reconcile and build together, or will they tear each other apart like creepers in the night?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being accused of robbing your own family members, all while trying to save a virtual house from auction. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or will you be labeled as the villain who destroyed family unity? The choice is yours on our server.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs dragons and dungeons when you have family drama and inheritance disputes to keep you entertained? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and block-building adventures!

TVSeriesFanMC SMP

best tv series, binge-worthy TV Series, favorite TV Series, must-watch TV Series, smp, top tv series, TV series, TV show addiction, TV show binge, TV show discussion, TV show fandom, TV show marathon, TV show obsession, TV show ratings, TV show recommendations, TV show recommendations 2021, TV show recommendations 2022., TV Show Reviews, TV show streaming, TV show suggestions, TVSeriesFanMC

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7475
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Potions Brewed:	70	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Ores Mined:	7154
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Are you tired of watching TV series and wishing you could jump into the screen and live in that world? Well, now you can…kind of! Join our Minecraft SMP and experience all the drama, action, and romance of your favorite TV series in blocky form!

Imagine building your own version of the Upside Down from Stranger Things, or creating a castle fit for a Lannister in Game of Thrones. Who needs Netflix when you can live out your favorite shows in Minecraft?

Plus, rumor has it that the ghost of Steve Jobs haunts our server, offering players enchanted apples in exchange for redstone. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden treasure of Herobrine himself, guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen wearing top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and turn your favorite TV series into a hilarious, pixelated adventure!

CraftySingles30+

30 Years, Above, CraftySingles30, DATING, dating advice, dating at 30, dating challenges, Dating experiences, dating in adulthood, dating in your 30s, dating struggles, dating tips, finding love, love, people, relationships, romance, single, Single life, Singles

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7945
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Crops Grown:	1998	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	New Chunks Explored:	804519

Are you tired of being a single Pringle at 30 and above? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can find your perfect blocky match! Our pixelated paradise is filled with eligible players just waiting to build a love connection with you. Who needs Tinder when you have TNT explosions and diamond swords to win someone’s heart?

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about awkward first dates again. Instead, you can bond over your shared love of mining and crafting. Plus, if things don’t work out, you can always block them (literally) and move on to the next player.

So why waste your time swiping left and right when you could be building a future with someone special on our Minecraft server? Love is just a /tp command away!

FlameCraft Minecraft Server

arson, Arsonist, Attacks, crime, criminal activity, emergency response, Europe, FlameCraft, France, incidents, investigation, law enforcement, Minecraft, Olympic ceremony, Paris, Public Safety, sabotage, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, train network, Transportation, violence

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7988
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Enchantments Applied:	90
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit that even the arsonists in France couldn’t resist causing chaos just to distract themselves from missing out on all the fun! Like, imagine blowing up trains just to try and get in on the action, smh.

Join this server if you wanna be part of a community so wild that even the Olympics can’t compete. We got pigs flying, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers selling enchanted diamond pickaxes for the low low price of 1 emerald. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on every Friday night for a dance-off with the Ender Dragon.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some memories that are so epic, even the history books will be like, “Dang, wish I was there!”