poopy – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Poopy Minecraft SMP Smells Uh Oh
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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but rubber chickens and exploding pigs. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted potatoes and a rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back. And don’t even get us started on our pet zombie army, led by a chicken with a mustache.
So why should you join our server? Well, let’s just say that if you don’t, you might miss out on the chance to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of enchanted leather. And trust us, you don’t want to miss that! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

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Minecraft SMP – StableDude69
AI boorus, amd, catbox, controlnet, CPU, Discord, Furry artist tags, Learn to inpaint, LoRAs, Male only, Male Stable Diffusion General, Minecraft, models, msdg, nvidia, Online pose editor, Openpose editor extension, Optimize Stable Diffusion, Prompt metadata, Real artist tags, smp, Stable Diffusion wikis, StableDude69, Train LORAs
Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, do we have the server for you! This Minecraft SMP is strictly for males only – sorry ladies, no entry for you! We’re talking no females, cuntboys, futa, or trans allowed here.
But why should you join this exclusive club, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! How about the fact that we have a secret underground society of furries who create the most epic art you’ve ever seen? We’re talking furry artist tags, real artist tags, and even a community spreadsheet that will blow your mind!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we’ve got resources galore! From models to LORAs to ControlNet, we’ve got everything you need to take your Minecraft experience to the next level. Plus, we have crazy tools like the Openpose editor extension and online pose editor that will have you striking epic poses in no time.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got local setups for Nvidia, AMD, and CPU users, so no matter what hardware you’re rocking, we’ve got you covered. And don’t even get me started on our guides and extras – learn to inpaint, train LORAs, and optimize Stable Diffusion like a pro.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the wildest, most insane gaming community you’ve ever seen. Just remember, no girls allowed – this is a boys-only club! See you in the game, gamers!

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CraftyHouseHunters
CraftyHouseHunters
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and build your dream world without any annoying neighbors or roaches!
Join us and leave behind the rent-free house full of problems, because on our server, the only issue you’ll have is deciding which block to place next.
Imagine a world where you and your virtual wife can peacefully build a beautiful home together, without any fights over moving into apartments prematurely.
Forget about waiting for a raise to afford a better place, on our server, you can create the mansion of your dreams with just a few clicks.
So come on in and start crafting your way to happiness, because on our server, the only regret you’ll have is not joining sooner!

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CraftyGamez
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Have you ever played a video game where you can ride a pig into battle, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and fight off a horde of zombie chickens with a diamond sword? No? Well, you’re missing out, my friend! Join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in a game.
Our server is home to a community of players who are as crazy and creative as they come. We have players who have built entire cities in the shape of giant bananas, players who have tamed dragons and ride them into battle, and players who have created roller coasters that go through lava pits and over waterfalls.
But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in epic events like the Great Sheep Shearing Competition, where players race to shear the most sheep in the shortest amount of time, or the Zombie Pigman Dance Party, where players dress up as zombie pigmen and boogie down to some sick beats.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then look no further! Join us and let the madness begin!

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WestBankWarriors Minecraft Server
Backlash, Condemnation, Conflict, extremism, international relations, Israeli leaders, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, occupation, Palestinian, Politics, protest, rare, Server, Settlements, Settler rampage, Tension, Unrest, violence, West Bank, WestBankWarriors
come join our epic minecraft server where settlers go on wild rampages in the west bank and even the israeli leaders are like “woah dude, not cool”. we got crazy pvp battles, insane building competitions, and even a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers who only speak in emojis. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. so what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the chaos!

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CraftyCaracasRevolt
activism, Caracas, Claim, CraftyCaracasRevolt, DEFEND, Democracy, demonstrate, election results, global politics, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international news, Latin America, opposition, POLITICAL CRISIS, protest, social unrest, Support, Venezuelans, Victory, world
come join our minecraft server cuz we got venezuelans in caracas fighting for their rights and stuff but in minecraft form lol. u can be part of the epic battle for democracy and build ur own virtual protest signs. also, there’s a secret underground bunker where u can hide from the evil dictators trying to shut down the server. plus, we have a pet llama named juanito who will guide u through the treacherous terrain. so come on, join us and be a part of the revolution…minecraft style!

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BlackHoleCraft
astronomical objects, Astronomy, Astrophysics, black hole, BlackHoleCraft, celestial bodies, cosmic mysteries, cosmic phenomenon, event horizon, gravitational pull, PHYSICS., scientific accuracy, scientific discovery, scientific terminology, singularity, Space, space exploration, space-time continuum, theoretical concepts, theoretical physics, Universe
Yo, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like jumping into a black hole of fun? Well, this server is the absolute opposite of a black hole because it’s gonna suck you in with its awesomeness!
Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs shooting laser beams out of their eyes while riding on rainbow-colored unicorns. And that’s just the beginning!
We’ve got a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant bowl of spaghetti and meatballs, and the winner gets to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So come join us on this wild ride of madness and mayhem, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few brain cells)!

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Vanilla so good it’s almost chocolate. No land claims, no whitelisting, pure survival fun! Join now!

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BetterVanillaMC Server Information:

IP	play.cozycraving.com
Server	play.cozycraving.com
Discord	BetterVanillaMC
Map	Map

We are looking for new great community members to join! A once popular server that has grown quiet, we are looking to recruit a fresh new crop of amazing players.

About BetterVanillaMC:

Started January 20th, 2024, we are a relatively new server with lots of fresh new land. We keep gameplay as vanilla as possible with no-items-spawned and diamond currency. There are no land claims or protections, however, we use CoreProtect to undo any grief or looting that occurs so you can be sure your stuff is safe!!

Our server includes a 10,000 x 10,000 world map that will NEVER be reset and expand overtime!

Features:

Grief & Looting Protection WITHOUT land claims using CoreProtect
A diamond economy with a diamond to dollars conversion
Player Shops – buy and sell in the player-made shopping district near spawn
Simple VC – proximity voice chat for you and your friends
BlueMap – see your creations from a ‘Google Earth’ perspective

Please be sure to join our Discord Server.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have protections in place to prevent griefing and looting.
Are there land claims available?	No, we do not have land claims on the server.
Can I buy and sell items in the player shops?	Yes, you can buy and sell items in the player-made shopping district near spawn.
Is voice chat available on the server?	Yes, we have proximity voice chat for you and your friends to use.
How can I see my creations on the map?	You can use BlueMap to see your creations from a ‘Google Earth’ perspective.

BlockyBrits Minecraft Server
BlockyBrits, British anthem, British celebration, british culture, british empire, British heritage, British History, British identity, british music, British nationalism, British pride, British spirit, British tradition, British values, classical music, Land of Hope and Glory, Last Night of the Proms, Minecraft, patriotic song, Royal Albert Hall, rule britannia, Server, traditional music
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!
Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so crazy, even Herobrine himself is a regular player!
But wait, there’s more! We have secret dungeons filled with dancing llamas, a rollercoaster that takes you through the Nether, and a hidden treasure chest that holds the recipe for the ultimate potion of silliness.
So why wait? Click that link and join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared to laugh until your diamond armor falls off!

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AEW’s Value in Minecraft SMP: The Wrestling Block Dynasty
aew, AEWs, Analysis, BLOCK, Broadcast, Competition, contract, Deal, DYNASTY, Entertainment, Industry, internal memo, market trends, Minecraft, negotiations, PPVs, Revealed, ROH, smp, speculation, sports, television, Value, WBD, wrestling
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of creepers? Go for it! Want to build a giant toilet made out of diamond blocks? Why not! Our server is all about letting your creativity run wild and having a blast while doing it.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that AEW has secretly been hosting their pay-per-view events on our server, and if you join now, you might just catch a glimpse of Chris Jericho building a wrestling ring out of obsidian blocks. And if that wasn’t enough, we’ve also got Ring of Honor wrestlers dropping in to challenge players to epic PvP battles. Who knew Minecraft could be so action-packed?
So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

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ExGirlfriendTaxEvaderMC
ExGirlfriendTaxEvaderMC
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your ex’s Tinder profile? Look no further! Join our server where we break up friendships faster than you can say “block this player.”
Our server is perfect for players who love a good eviction story – we have players who haven’t paid rent in years and still expect to be treated like royalty. But don’t worry, we’ll kick them out faster than you can say “creeper.”
So if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a soap opera, join us now! Who needs a job when you can mine for diamonds all day? And remember, when it comes to exes and evictions, enough is never enough on our server!

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