PooPunchers – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

PooPuncher’s Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where the owner has a superpower that will blow your mind – he can poop and shit at the same time! Imagine the efficiency and skill required for such a feat! Join this server and witness this legendary act for yourself.

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. Yes, you heard that right. Diamonds from flying pigs. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of this magical world?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing creepers who drop enchanted golden apples when defeated. It’s like a rave party with explosive rewards!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other wacky surprises await you in this crazy, hilarious world. Join now and let the fun begin!

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DisappointingTraitsMC

annoyance, Apathy, arrogance, common trait, DisappointingTraitsMC, Disappointment, Disrespect, ENTITLEMENT, Frustration, ignorance, inconsiderate, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of empathy, negative behavior, pet peeve, rudeness, self-centered, Selfishness, ungratefulness, urk

Are you tired of dealing with players who take Minecraft way too seriously and never know how to have a good time? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate escape from all the try-hards and rule followers out there!

Join our server if you’re sick of players who build boring, cookie-cutter houses and actually care about winning at PvP. Here, we embrace the chaos and encourage players to build the most ridiculous structures they can think of. Want to build a giant toilet house? Go for it. How about a roller coaster that goes straight into a lava pit? Sounds like a blast!

We also have the most epic events you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From spontaneous dance parties in the middle of a creeper-infested forest to treasure hunts where the prize is a stack of dirt blocks, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re ready to let loose, laugh until your sides hurt, and make memories that will have you crying with laughter for years to come, join us today! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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DroneVillageBombed-UkraineBound

airstrike, Attack, BOMBED, Conflict, Defense, drone operators, DroneVillageBombedUkraineBound, eastern europe, escalation, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, provocation, Russian, SECURITY, Surveillance, Tensions, Ukrainian Air Force, Ukrainian border, Village, WARFARE

join our epic minecraft server where russian drone operators have set up camp in a village near the ukrainian border. the ukrainian air force decided to bomb the village but instead of destruction, they accidentally transported the entire village into our minecraft world! now you can explore the aftermath of the bombing while trying to survive in this chaotic new environment. team up with other players to rebuild the village and fend off any drone attacks that may come your way. join now for a wild and unpredictable adventure unlike any other minecraft server!

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MineScape

Adventure, blog, Clue Scrolls, Cosmetics, Daily, facebook, Friends, instagram, Interactive, Map, Minescape, mmorpg, old school runescape, Pets, Questing, Rewards, Roleplay, Skills, socials, Store, titles, Wiki

Features
Interactive Custom NPC’s and Mobs
Custom Quests
22 Custom Skills: Attack, Ranged, Magic, Woodcutting, Mining, Smithing, Crafting & More
Beautiful hand crafted map
Clue Scrolls: Rewards for solving clue scrolls
Daily Rewards!
Pets, Cosmetics, Titles
Active Leaderboards

Links
IP: minescape.me
Wiki: https://minescape.wiki/
Latest blog: Feldip Hills Map Expansion, Daily Quest Rework, Shooting Stars Event & More Devblog #42
Store: https://store.minescape.com/
Discord: https://discord.gg/minescape

Socials
Facebook: https://facebook.com/minescape
Instagram: https://instagram.com/minescape
Twitter: https://twitter.com/playminescape

Plugins
MineScape
Dynmap

FAQ

1) How do I join the MineScape server?

To join the MineScape server, you can use the IP address minescape.me in your Minecraft client.

2) Are there custom quests in MineScape?

Yes, MineScape features custom quests for players to embark on exciting adventures.

3) What skills are available in MineScape?

There are 22 custom skills in MineScape including Attack, Ranged, Magic, Woodcutting, Mining, Smithing, Crafting, and more.

4) How can I get daily rewards in MineScape?

You can earn daily rewards by logging in to the server daily and completing certain activities.

5) Is there a store where I can purchase items in MineScape?

Yes, you can visit the official MineScape store at https://store.minescape.com/ to purchase items and upgrades.

Metallic Dreams Server 1.20.5

#metallic, 1.20.5, adult toys, ai, Artificial Intelligence, AUTOMATED, Buying, CYBERNETIC, Digital, dreams, electronic, futuristic, INTIMATE, Machine, market, mechanical, Personal, ROBOT, Robotic, secondhand, Server, Technology, transaction, used fleshlight

Bro, do I have a server for you! Imagine a place where robots are not only selling fleshlights, but they’re also using them to mine diamonds in Minecraft.

Join our server for a wild ride filled with mechanical beings getting down and dirty with their second-hand pleasure devices.

You’ll never look at redstone the same way again after seeing what these robots can do with their used fleshlights.

Don’t miss out on the chance to witness this bizarre and hilarious spectacle – join our server now for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft!

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BlockBusterCinema

BlockBusterCinema, Childhood, childhood memories, childhood movie, Cinema, Cinema Experience, cinema memories, early years, Entertainment, Experience, film, first movie, first time, Memory, Movie, movie magic, movie memories, movie theater, movie watching, Nostalgia, Theater

Remember that feeling of excitement and wonder when you first walked into a movie theater as a kid? Well, imagine that same feeling, but in Minecraft form! Our server is like stepping into a blockbuster movie, except YOU are the star of the show!

Join our server for a chance to relive all your favorite movie moments, but with a hilarious twist. Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of creepers start reenacting the Titanic scene, complete with “My Heart Will Go On” playing in the background. Or maybe you stumble upon a village full of villagers doing their best Avengers cosplay, trying to defeat the evil Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic dance parties you’ve ever seen. Imagine a world where every block is a disco ball and every step is a dance move. You’ll be busting out your best floss dance while riding a llama through a rainbow-filled sky.

So why join our server? Because where else can you battle zombies with lightsabers, ride on the back of a flying pig, and have a dance-off with a group of skeletons? It’s like a movie theater, but with way more explosions and way more laughs. So grab your popcorn, strap on your diamond armor, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

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CraftyFarRightLeader

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So, like, this server is like, totally insane, dude. Like, you gotta join cuz we got Vance, the leader of a far-right German party, chillin’ with us. He’s like, building swastikas outta blocks and stuff, it’s wild. And like, if you join, you can be part of his squad and take over the whole server. It’s gonna be epic, bro. Plus, we got like, flying pigs and rainbow unicorns roaming around. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and emeralds. So, like, come join us and let’s conquer this Minecraft world together, yo!

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✔️Kingtire utroshy server minecraft

Boss Ivent mode, Kingtire, Minecraft, Server, utroshy, Xhard mode

Kingtire – about the server, wipe of the Xhard mode – 07/30/23, opening the Boss Ivent mode – 07/30/23-10.08.23

MCKingTire.aternos.me:25617

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Sector-Alpha

Architecture, canal boat, Community, Entertainment, Factories, Farms, Griefing, History, ice boat, Infrastructure, large map, long term, multiplayer, player-driven, PvP, SectorAlpha, Semi Vanilla, SETTLEMENT, Singleplayer, Survival, Transportation, Whitelist

Sector Alpha Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Sector Alpha
Established	2012
Server Type	Player-driven
Server Map	Large map with a focus on preserving history
Rules	Griefing is not allowed PvP is enabled but should not be done without reason Be cautious with pumpkins

FAQ

How do I join the whitelist?

To join the whitelist, please fill out the request form here.

Can I start or join a settlement?

Starting or joining a settlement is optional but encouraged. Many players have established elaborate countries with infrastructure and entertainment options.

Is PvP mandatory?

No, PvP is enabled for fun but players should not engage in killing others without reason.

What happens if I grief?

Griefing is a bannable offense on the server. Logs of all block placements are kept, and any damage can be reverted.

Are there any restrictions on gameplay?

Players are advised to be cautious when bringing pumpkins as some players may not approve.

Epic Incels vs Chads 1.20.6

1.20.6, Chad, Chads, dating struggles, Epic, gender dynamics, gigaincel, incel, incel culture, Incels, Loneliness, LONER, male entitlement, male insecurity, mental health, Misogyny, Online Community, online forums, rejection, self improvement, social outcast, support groups, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity

Yo, bros, listen up! If you’re tired of dealing with incels, chads, and gigaincels in real life, then come join this Minecraft server where you can escape all that drama and just chill with your blocky buddies.

We got Godly Luck on our side, so you know you’re gonna have the best time ever building, mining, and trolling your friends. Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you have a whole virtual world to conquer?

Forget about real life responsibilities and come join us for some epic adventures and endless laughs. Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

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SisCraft: No Credit Edition

Boyfriend, break up, Chores, Classes, cleaning, Credit, doctor’s appointments, Edition, Equal, family, Frustration, Help, House, in person, Jerk, Justified, Lecture, ONLINE, Pets, responsibilities, rules, SisCraft, sister, Tasks

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only task you have is to replace the kitty litter! Just kidding, we have way more exciting things to do here than that.

Join our server and experience the thrill of taking care of virtual pets, cleaning virtual rooms, and turning off virtual lights. But beware, if you don’t do your virtual chores, you might get in trouble with our virtual mom!

But don’t worry, you won’t be alone in this virtual household. You’ll have a virtual sister who may or may not help you out. Will you be the responsible one like the OP, or will you let your virtual sister take the fall for not doing her virtual chores?

And if you’re wondering why you can’t just move out of this virtual house, it’s because of financial reasons and because you’re in a virtual disability program that’s helping you get the virtual skills you need to live on your own. So come join our Minecraft server and escape into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is virtual chores and virtual family drama!

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