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PoopCraft: Where even the protestors can’t hold it in!

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6357
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a protestor pooping themselves while being arrested? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll be pooping your pants with excitement! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that’s always on the edge of their seats (or toilets). Don’t miss out on the action – join now and experience the madness for yourself!

FlukeCraft: Lucky Moments!

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8127
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Divine Spears Created:	22	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Emeralds Found:	5969	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Have you ever been mining for diamonds and accidentally stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers? Well, that’s just a typical day on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises, crazy adventures, and the chance to meet some truly bizarre characters (both in-game and IRL). Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and rainbow-colored sheep! So come on, don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown!

CraftyKids & Druglords

alleged, arrest, Arrest warrant, child exploitation, complicity, controversy, CraftyKids, crime, criminal charges, cybercrime, drug trafficking, Druglords, Founder, illegal activities, internet, investigation, law enforcement, messaging app, scandal, social media, Technology, Telegram

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9049
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Potions Brewed:	163
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Holy Grails Found:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you won’t believe it! apparently, the founder got arrested for, get this, being involved in some shady stuff like child exploitation and drug trafficking! but like, don’t worry, it’s all part of a larger investigation, so it’s totally safe to join. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server with such a wild backstory? come join us for some insane adventures and maybe even uncover some secrets along the way. trust me, it’s gonna be a blast!

DinoCraft: T-Rex Tuesdays 4:52pm

452pm, ancient creature, ancient life form, ancient reptile, ancient world, cretaceous period, DinoCraft, Dinosaur, dinosaur activity, dinosaur behavior, extinct species, Fossil discovery, History, July 13th, Jurassic era, natural history, Paleontology, prehistoric creature, random tuesday, time period, TRex, Tuesdays, wildlife

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7551
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Void Armor Forged:	24
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

so this dinosaur was like, yo i need some pals to play minecraft with, so it decided to create the most epic server ever. this server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in a volcano.

we got flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing zombies. you can ride a unicorn into battle or challenge a dragon to a dance-off.

join our server and become a part of the craziest adventure you’ve ever experienced. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have unlimited pizza and ice cream for all players.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s make some epic memories together. dinosaurs welcome.

Starlight SMP: Where even the creepers respect the towny rules! 🌟🎮 #HermitCraftWho? 🌎🛠️

bedrock, Claims, Community, Cracked, CREEPERS, Cross-Play, Discord, Dynmap, Economy, hermitcraft, HermitCraftWho, java, Minecraft, Origins, PvP, Respect, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Starlight, Towny, Updates, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4181
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Starlight SMP Overview

Key Features
Origins: Choose from unique origins with abilities and challenges.
Towny: Build and manage your own town, form alliances.
Toggleable PvP: Switch between peaceful building and battles.
Economy: Earn, trade, and grow wealth with balanced system.
Frequent Updates: Dedicated team adds new content regularly.

Why Choose Starlight SMP?

Active Staff: Friendly and experienced staff always available.
Inviting Community: Join welcoming players who love Minecraft.
Cross-Platform: Available on Bedrock, Java, and Cracked versions.

Join today and be a part of something special!

Server Details

IP	starlight.mcserv.fun (Port – 25565)
Discord	https://discord.gg/KaMN8bXThR
Website	https://starlightsmp.store.playerlands.com
Bluemap	http://152.228.159.209:25531/#world:-440:0:-1201:1500:0:0:0:0:perspective

FAQ

Q: Can I join with a cracked version of Minecraft?

A: Yes, our server is available on Cracked versions as well.

Q: How do I get started with Origins?

A: When you join the server, you can choose from a variety of unique Origins to start your gameplay experience.

Q: Are there any rules for building towns?

A: While there are no strict rules, we encourage players to collaborate, form alliances, and create thriving communities in Towny.

Q: Is PvP mandatory on the server?

A: No, PvP is toggleable, so you can choose whether to engage in battles or focus on peaceful building.

CraftyCreators Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6059
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us on our server where after 100 years of development, we have finally released the most epic edition of Minecraft ever! We have added flying pigs, rainbow unicorns, and even a secret portal to a dimension filled with dancing llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so advanced that you can actually taste the virtual food in the game. That’s right, take a bite out of that virtual cake and experience the deliciousness for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that we have a secret underground city where all the villagers throw epic parties every night? Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on that.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before!

PixelPerfectHeroes Minecraft SMP

attractive actresses, beauty standards, body movements, character design, cultural influences, deformed, digital animation, Diversity, facial expressions, gaming industry, gender disparity, gender representation, Minecraft, mocapping actors, motion capture, performance capture, PixelPerfectHeroes, Realism, smp, Video game characters, vidya heroes, visual effects, western games

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1339
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Potions Brewed:	48
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17

Are you tired of seeing your favorite video game heroes looking flawless while the actresses end up looking like they got hit by the ugly stick? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we mocap our players to ensure they look just as ridiculous as their in-game characters! Join us for a chance to see your friends transformed into pixelated monstrosities that will leave you questioning your own sanity. Who needs Hollywood when you have our server to provide all the entertainment you could ever need? Join now and become a part of our wacky world where anything is possible, even if it defies all logic and reason!

HouseRulesCraft

Babysitting, City Living, Communication, Expectations, family, family dynamics, family emergency, financial struggles, guest bedroom, help around the house, housemate, HouseRulesCraft, Inheritance, living arrangements, misunderstandings, new job, rent free, second opinion, sisterly advice, Tension, wfh

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5115
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Holy Grails Found:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Dragon Scales Harvested:	285
Buildings Constructed:	31	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual reality! Join us for a chance to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where building blocks and pixelated adventures await.

Just like the OP, you too can inherit a virtual house and invite your half-sister to live with you. Will she help out around the house or will she cause chaos and tension in your virtual home? The choice is yours!

Experience the thrill of asking your virtual sister to pick up your virtual kids from school, only to be met with resistance and drama. Will you be able to navigate the tricky waters of family relationships in our Minecraft server?

Join now for a chance to live out outrageous scenarios and create insane stories with your fellow players. Who knows what kind of wild adventures await you in our virtual world? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server today!

DoggoCraft SMP

Adventure, Alternate Reality, animal, Anthropomorphic, canine, Curiosity, dog, DoggoCraft, dream, Exploration, FANTASY, identity crisis, imagination, Journey, new experience, perspective shift, role reversal, Self Discovery, smp, surreal, transformation, waking up

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	565
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you can live out your wildest dreams of being a dog! That’s right, you wake up in the game as a fluffy canine ready to explore, dig holes, and chase your tail all day long. But beware, there are evil cats roaming the server looking to turn you into a chew toy!

Join our server for the chance to participate in epic doggy battles, where you can team up with other players to take down the dreaded Cat King and his army of feline minions. Don’t worry, you’ll have plenty of bones and squeaky toys to help you along the way.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a Doggy Spa where you can pamper yourself with luxurious baths and grooming sessions. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on quests to find the legendary Golden Fire Hydrant, rumored to grant wishes to any dog who finds it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the ruff life like never before!

BlockyBlastFromThePast

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8464
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more scandalous than a history book written by a drama llama? Look no further, because our server is so NSFW, even the Endermen blush! Join us for a wild ride through history that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the past. From scandalous love triangles between villagers to secret underground dungeons filled with forbidden treasures, this server has it all. So come on, join us and uncover the NSFW piece of history that everyone has forgotten about!

UkraineCraft: SatelliteWars

Aerial Reconnaissance, aggression, Attacks, border, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Evidence, Expanding, international relations, Invasion, Military, Monitoring, russia, satellite images, SatelliteWars, SECURITY, Surveillance, Territory, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, War

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6408
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43

so, liek, u know how ukraine and russia are always fightin n stuff? well, guess what? u can be part of the action on this cray cray minecraft server!

we got satellite images showin ukraine’s attacks inside russia, like, whoa dude. u can join a side and help them take over the world or somethin. it’s like world war 3 but in minecraft!

come join us for some epic battles, crazy alliances, and maybe even some secret spy missions. u never know what’s gonna happen next on this server. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for some intense minecraft action!