poop factory – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Poop Factory Employee Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of working at the poop factory! Yes, you heard that right. We have a fully functioning poop factory where you can collect, process, and sell poop for in-game currency. Who knew virtual poop could be so valuable?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. Rumor has it that if you can impress General Cluckington with your chicken wrangling skills, he will grant you access to the secret chicken hideout filled with rare loot.

And if that’s not enticing enough, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by DJ Creeper. Dance the night away with your fellow players while avoiding explosive surprises from our resident DJ.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself!

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MapleCraft: $5B Pledge & Armoured Fun!

Armoured, armoured vehicles, Canada, Conflict Resolution, crisis response, Diplomacy, energy grant, financial assistance, FOREIGN AID, Fun, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, government funding, Humanitarian Aid, International cooperation, international relations, MapleCraft, military support, PLEDGE, political news, russia, sanctions, seized assets, Ukraine

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, ya know? we got more fun than a barrel of creepers exploding in a village. why should you join? well, let me tell ya a little story.

once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and emeralds. they were so rich, they built a castle made entirely out of gold blocks. but then, a group of evil players tried to steal their riches, so they had to defend their castle using enchanted swords and potions. it was epic, bro.

and that’s not all. we have a secret underground city where players can trade rare items and battle mythical creatures. rumor has it, there’s even a hidden portal that leads to a land made entirely out of candy. yeah, you heard me right. candy land, baby.

oh, and did i mention we have a petting zoo filled with baby zombies riding on chickens? it’s the cutest thing you’ll ever see, i swear.

so come join our server and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it. oh, and did i mention we have free pizza every Friday? yeah, we’re that cool.

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Democraft Accountability Party

Accountability, authoritarian behavior, authoritarian politicians, COUNTERING, democracies, Democraft, democratic principles, democratic values, Party, personal policy preferences, policy preferences, political accountability, political accountability measures, political behavior, political parties, political rationalization, politicians, rationalize, study, study findings, undemocratic behaviors

so like, u ever been on a minecraft server where the politicians are all authoritarian and stuff? well not on this server, bro! we got a whole bunch of crazy peeps running around building stuff and having a blast.

we don’t stand for no authoritarian behavior here, we all about that democracy life. we got politicians who actually hold each other accountable and make sure everyone is playing fair.

come join us if u wanna have a good time, build epic structures, and fight against the tyranny of authoritarian politicians. plus, we got free cake for all new players! ain’t that just the cherry on top? come on over and let’s have a blast together!

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Starkmc

clan system, daily events, Economy balanced, MCMMO, PvP, skills system, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, War between clans

We currently offer the following game modes on our network;

Survival: – Daily events – Skills System (MCMMO) – Clan system – PVP released – War between clans – Economy balanced – And much more

starkmc.net

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❤️ Free cases for parkour ❤️ server minecraft

1000 lvl, banner, Cases, Free Admin, free cases, Free Donations, Large Online, Lazy, Minecraft, Parkour, player, Server, TrulyMine

Trulymine ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hus the Cases for each PlayerTrulymine ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hus the Cases for each PlayerTrulymine ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hus the Cases for each Player

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Parrot Sanctuary 1.20.6

#venting, 1.20.6, Angry, colombian, comparison, Corroncho, cultural identity, DISRESPECTFUL, Frustration, insult, Latin American, massive tits, Nationality, nationality sharing, Nijisisters, offensive, Parrot, rant, rima, Sanctuary, sick of your shit, social media feud, Stereotypes

Yo, bro, have you heard about this insane Minecraft server? It’s like a mix of Rima and Nijisisters, but with even crazier shit going on. And get this, there are no massive tits, but who needs those when you can join a server that will make you question your sanity?

I mean, if you’re into being a Corroncho like that guy, then this server is perfect for you. It’s like a virtual trip to a parallel universe where everything is just a little off-kilter. So come on, join us and let’s dive headfirst into the madness together. Who knows, maybe you’ll come out the other side with a whole new perspective on life. Or maybe you’ll just lose your mind completely. Either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

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Mark’s Crazy Mine

athlete, BELIEF, crazy, Entertainment, FITNESS, former belief, Mark Henry, Mark Henry strongest man, Mark Henry world’s strongest man, marks, Misconception, Muscle, Powerlifting, professional wrestler, sports, strength training, strongest man, Strongman, wrestling, wrestling legend, wwe

Yo yo yo! Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we believe Mark Henry is the world’s strongest man! Come join us for some crazy adventures, build epic structures, and have a blast with our awesome community. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s show Mark Henry some love!

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Insta-reply Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, Content Creation, Discord, ENGAGEMENT, FRIENDSHIPS, Instareply, Minecraft, Notifications, offline life, online interactions, online life, online relationships, personal time, Respect, self-care, Server, small content creator, social media, Social Skills, tiktok, Time management

So, like, this Minecraft server is the bomb diggity, okay? Like, I was just minding my own business, making TikTok videos and stuff, when this random person from the server recognized me and we started playing together. But then, out of nowhere, they started accusing me of hating them because I didn’t reply to their messages right away. Like, bro, I have a life outside of Minecraft, okay?

But anyway, if you join this server, you’ll get to meet all sorts of interesting characters who will either shower you with love or accuse you of being a terrible friend for not responding to their messages within 0.5 seconds. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, let me tell you.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe someone will send you a gif saying “I will protect thee m’lady” because apparently, that’s a thing now. So come on down to this server where drama unfolds faster than you can say “diamonds are a girl’s best friend.” It’s a wild ride, my friends.

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CraftyThiefNoPayAITA

busy environment, car break-in, Center Console, Communication, CraftyThiefNoPayAITA, crime, donation, electronic key, expensive, financial hardships, friendship, hurt feelings, insurance claim, life line, modern day, personal property, police report, rave, RESPONSIBILITY, sketchy part of town, stolen phone

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Join our server for the wildest adventures and craziest stories you’ll ever experience!

Picture this: You’re at a rave with your friends, being the designated driver because you’re a broke college student. But wait, the real party starts when you leave the rave and find out your car has been broken into! Not only is your puffer jacket missing, but your friend’s phone is gone too. And guess what? The center console is broken and your speaker is missing. Who knew a night out could turn into a real-life mystery?

But the fun doesn’t stop there! With over 35 cars broken into that night, you’ll never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next. And don’t worry about donating to your friend for her stolen phone, because on our server, we believe in taking responsibility for your own belongings (and your own adventures)!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft server that’s more thrilling than a night at a rave in a sketchy part of town, join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual puffer jackets and missing speakers along the way.

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NormieHabitzMC SMP

disgusting habits, everyday habits, hygiene habits, individual preferences, misunderstood behaviors, misunderstood habits, normal habits, NormieHabitzMC, odd habits, personal habits, personal quirks, quirky behaviors, secret habits, smp, social norms, societal expectations, societal judgments, strange behaviors, taboo behaviors, unconventional habits, unique habits, unusual practices

OMG GUYS, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrrrrrr! Like, we have this secret club where we all eat dirt blocks because it gives us superpowers in the game, it’s totally normal I swear! And like, every full moon we all dress up as creepers and run around blowing up stuff, it’s so hilarious you won’t believe it!

But wait, there’s more! We have this tradition where we all build giant statues of chickens and sacrifice them to the Minecraft gods for good luck in our mining adventures. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama races, it’s the most intense competition you’ll ever witness in your life!

So if you’re ready to join a server where the crazier, the better, then come on over and join us! Just make sure you bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamonds for the entrance fee, because things are about to get wild in here! 🐔💥💎 #BestSMPever #DirtBlockSuperpowers

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CraftyCriminal

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with strict rules and regulations? Look no further, because on our server, the only rule is to break as many rules as possible without getting caught! That’s right, we encourage chaos and mayhem in our virtual world.

Join us if you’ve ever wanted to steal diamonds from other players, grief their builds, or even start a virtual riot in the town square. The more chaos you cause, the more rewards you’ll receive!

One player even managed to build a giant statue of themselves out of TNT and blew it up in the middle of spawn, causing mass hysteria and lag for days. It was a sight to behold, and we’re still cleaning up the aftermath.

So if you’re a rebel at heart and want to unleash your inner troublemaker, come join our server and break all the rules without consequences. Just don’t blame us if the virtual police come knocking on your door!

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