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CraftyRiches Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9830
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5333	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Are you tired of being a peasant in the world of Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to flex your virtual wealth! We have players who own diamond armor made from the tears of Ender Dragons and houses made entirely out of enchanted golden apples.

Join us and become a part of our wacky community where the most expensive thing you own is not just a diamond pickaxe, but a diamond pickaxe with the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep! Who needs real-life riches when you can have virtual extravagance beyond your wildest dreams? So come on, join us and show off your bling in a world where the sky’s the limit (literally, we have sky bases made of emerald blocks)!

CraftingNightmare: WorstJobEver

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4170
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Have you ever had a job so bad that you’d rather mine for diamonds in the Nether? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the horrors of the real world!

Join us and leave behind all your boring jobs like cleaning up zombie pigmen poop or dealing with unruly creepers at the office. Our server is a virtual paradise where the only job you’ll have is building epic structures and battling dragons with your friends.

Say goodbye to your boss breathing down your neck and hello to the freedom of endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living your best blocky life!

DefendCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8199
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Star Shards Collected:	244	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Votes:	3038	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

come join our minecraft server, where we build epic fortresses to protect against zombie invasions and creepers trying to blow up our precious diamonds! we’re like poland boosting our defense spending to 4.7% of gdp, except we spend it all on building giant walls and moats filled with lava. you never know when a budget discussion might break out in the middle of a battle with the ender dragon! so come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for some crazy fun on our server!

CommieCraft: Return for Re-Education!

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9358
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Star Shards Collected:	191
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

come join our minecraft server, where we teach u the TRUE ideology of building blocks and pixel art. north korea has nothing on us, we are the true masters of minecraft. we will brainwash u with our epic building skills and make u forget all about those pesky outside influences. join us and become a pixel art dictator, ruling over your own virtual kingdom. we promise to make u laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time. come for the blocks, stay for the brainwashing. #minecraftmasterminds

Prosper SMP: Where Minecraft meets Discord, 16+ only! No vanilla ice cream served here 🍦

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9539
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Void Gems Collected:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Minecraft Server Overview
Tired of your SMP dying off? Our community has stuck together because of our shared interest in minecraft but also because we have created a discord server that encourages playing a variety of games with other community members.
Minecraft will always be the center of it all so come check out our discord and minecraft smp! We are very welcoming to new members! We are looking to build our community with dedicated players who share similar gaming interests.
Major build projects underway all the time, and we have a friendly and mature community!
We are pretty light on rules but we don’t tolerate clowns. This is NOT an anarchy server so no hackers or griefers are allowed. So be respectful to other players and you will be fine!
All members must join the discord to join the minecraft server. Join our Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are hackers or griefers allowed on the server?	No, we do not tolerate hackers or griefers on our server. Respectful behavior is required from all players.
Do I need to join the Discord server to play on the Minecraft server?	Yes, all members must join our Discord server to be able to play on the Minecraft server.
What kind of community is this server for?	We have a friendly and mature community that welcomes dedicated players who share similar gaming interests.
Are major build projects happening on the server?	Yes, major build projects are underway all the time on our server.

GFE Minecraft Server: Blocky Love Story

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4309
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Potions Brewed:	24
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Votes:	993
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF with gfe content! We never anti our own fans because we believe in spreading love and positivity in the Minecraft world.

Join us and witness the epic battles between Kroni and Fauna as they fight for dominance over the server. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell!

But beware, things can get wild on our server. Rumor has it that there are secret hidden treasures waiting to be discovered by the bravest of players. Will you be the one to uncover the mysteries of our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the craziness.

DingerInPlopPipe Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	959
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	5158	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes! We’ve got players who have had their dingers up a lady’s plop pipe – now that’s dedication to the game!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Digger, a player who once dug so deep that they accidentally unearthed a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and see what kind of outrageous shenanigans you can get into. Just remember to watch out for creepers – they’re the least of your worries on this server!

IntroSkipper Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9091
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3245	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Crops Grown:	3448	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with enchanted diamond armor and a talking parrot that gave them unlimited diamonds. True story.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle and fight to be crowned the Chicken Champion. And let’s not forget about our annual Ender Dragon Fashion Show, where players dress up the dragon in the most fabulous outfits imaginable.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and wacky as a pack of creepers on caffeine, look no further. Join us and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

ExBlockerz

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7334
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Void Gems Collected:	21
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102
Players Killed by Monsters:	8230	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Are you still crying over your ex stealing your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict “no ex drama” policy! Join us and build a fortress so secure, not even your ex’s creeper army can break through. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a player who got griefed so hard, they turned into a real-life Enderman. So if you’re looking for a server where you can leave your ex and their drama behind, join us now!

RealisticCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6286
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of those boring, cartoony Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is as realistic as Ukraine (minus the political drama)! Say goodbye to rainbow graphics and hello to the true, grey and depressing world of ABI Minecraft server. Join us if you’re tired of little autist Timmy crying about not enough rainbows in the game – we cater to the true gamers who appreciate a good dose of realism in their virtual worlds. So come on, join us and experience the most authentic Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!