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Crafty Cash Grab: Where Minecraft is more expensive than your college tuition

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3802
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is cheap and easy to get? Well, look no further because our server is still very expensive! Why would you want things to be affordable when you can struggle and grind for hours just to get a single diamond? It’s the ultimate test of patience and determination!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Join our server and embark on a quest to find this elusive chicken and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can actually talk. Imagine the conversations you could have with a ghostly creeper while mining for resources!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of high prices, diamond-laying chickens, and chatty creepers. It’s an adventure like no other!

Pixelated Potholes: Where Creepers Drive By in Shitty Trucks

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1785
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16

Are you tired of dealing with pesky mobs in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have a special potion that turns them into friendly Mexican villagers who will help you build and mine all day long! Join now and experience the ultimate multicultural Minecraft experience. Plus, our server is so secure, you won’t have to worry about any drive-by truck incidents interrupting your gameplay. So come on in and let the fun begin!

Blocky Fantasy Funhouse: Minecraft Server for GBF Lovers! #10526

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2901
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Runes Activated:	8
Falling into the Void:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for our 10th Birthday Bonus Bash where you can get 200 Login Crystals, go on a Campaign-Exclusive Quest, enjoy 2x XP/RP, and even get Zero Hostmat Cost! And that’s not all, we have an Extra Drop Campaign (Wind) where you can collect all the wind you want!

And if you think that’s all, think again! We have the Rise of the Beasts Character, Weapon FLB & Wonder event happening on 04/21. And don’t forget about the Side Story: No Rain, No Rainbow in April – it’s going to be a wild ride!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience all the craziness and fun we have to offer. Don’t miss out on all the epic adventures and events we have planned for you. See you in the game!

Blockhead Bonanza: The Stupid Twink Edition

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8170
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Votes:	1624	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with our ridiculous antics and crazy adventures!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, or have a dance party with creepers. Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and guarded by a giant chicken. Rumor has it that anyone who can defeat the chicken in a dance-off will be rewarded with diamonds for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most ridiculous and fun Minecraft experience of your life. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!

Daddy Issues Craft: Where Minecraft meets Maury Povich! Find out who’s the real daddy in this hilarious server!

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8464
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Zombie Dances:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more mysterious than Sarah’s unknown daddy? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, even Akamatsu can’t keep up with the drama. Join us and uncover the secrets of Julia’s past as a single mom on the run with Seta and Haruka. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon the truth behind Sarah’s lineage while building epic structures and battling creepers. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now!

Pic N’ Pick Server: Where Numbers Match Hilarious Pics! LOL

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8352
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	937819	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	214

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just pick a number and we’ll show you a corresponding pic from our folder. Trust me, you won’t be disappointed. So come on in and join the madness!

Crafty Druglords: Where Creeper Dealers Rule the Blocks

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1158
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the drug dealers look like regular villagers? Well, look no further because on our server, drug dealers are decked out in diamond armor and ride around on enchanted pigs! Join now for a chance to buy some “potions” that will give you superhuman strength and the ability to fly (Disclaimer: we are not responsible for any side effects such as turning into a chicken). So come on down to our wacky world where the drug dealers are the real MVPs!

Crafty Creepers: Where even the Ender Dragon forgets the lyrics

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	289
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Towns Built:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4515
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn harder than a sleeping Enderman? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers tell knock-knock jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a block party.

Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. Rumor has it that Herobrine even tried to join once, but our mods kicked him out faster than you can say “redstone contraption.”

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a pet llama that spits out golden apples instead of spit. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with Minecraft parodies of your favorite pop songs.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft server in the multiverse. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Creepers and Craziness: ‘Nuclear Minecraft Madness’

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8126
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Are you ready to enter a post-apocalyptic world filled with chaos and destruction? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to give you the ultimate fallout experience! Join now and witness the madness as you navigate through radioactive wastelands, battle mutated creatures, and scavenge for resources to survive.

But that’s not all! Our server also features insane events like nuclear explosions, zombie invasions, and even a giant mutant chicken boss that drops epic loot. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon hidden underground bunkers filled with rare treasures and secret passages.

So why wait? Join our server now and embrace the madness of the fallout world. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re nothing compared to the horrors you’ll face in this post-apocalyptic adventure!

PixelPanties – Bootylicious Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9774
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Alien Abductions:	5
Votes:	711	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Magic Wands Crafted:	16

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We don’t just build blocks here, we create epic visual novel storylines within the game. Join us for a wild ride as we roleplay as characters from your favorite English-translated Japanese visual novels.

Looking for a challenge? Our server is so hardcore that you’ll need to be in Japanese locale just to survive. But don’t worry, if you get stuck, just read the Readme or check out our handy dandy 4chan-vn-help guide. And if all else fails, just copy and paste those error messages into DeepL and hope for the best.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with e-celeb drama that will make your head spin. Who will be the next big Minecraft star? Will it be you? Only time will tell.

So why wait? Join us on this crazy adventure where the only limit is your imagination. Just be sure to use spoiler tags when discussing plot twists, because things can get pretty wild around here. See you on the other side, blockheads!