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Poolish Frens Minecraft SMP – SHUT THE FUCK UP

over it, SHUT IT, enough already, fuck, aggravated

Are you tired of hearing about your friend’s obsession with Polish pools? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman. Forget about poolish frens and come join the chaos on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So what are you waiting for? Dive into our world of madness and mayhem, where the only rule is to have a damn good time!

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PixelHeal: RemissionCraft 77%

Patients, Approval, medical innovation, side effects, Low Rate

so, like, this server is like the FDA of Minecraft servers, ya know? we got this new treatment that’s like, totally approved and stuff. like, 77% of players who have tried other servers and failed, they go into remission on our server. and get this, bro, the side effects are like, super low. it’s like magic or something. come join us and experience the ultimate cure for your Minecraft boredom. trust us, you won’t regret it.

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Squid Game Event Minigames Java

Minecraft Squid Games Event

Join Pleasentplayer for a Minecraft Squid Games event this Saturday!

Date	Saturday, 12 pm EST
Duration	Approximately 1 hour

If you are interested or have any questions, please click the link to the discord below:

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FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the Minecraft Squid Games event?	The event will feature games inspired by the show Squid Games, hosted by Pleasentplayer.
When is the event taking place?	Saturday at 12 pm EST.
How long will the event last?	Approximately 1 hour, maybe slightly longer.
How do I join the event?	Click the Discord link above to join and get more information.

Eternal Crafted Realms 1.21.1

self-harm triggers, self-harm therapy, 1.21.1, self-destructive behavior, Cutting

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a total trip, man. Like, the mobs are all high on sugar or something, they move so fast you’ll think you’re in a rave. And the blocks? They’re all neon colors, it’s like you’re building with Skittles.

But wait, there’s more! The villagers are all secretly aliens trying to communicate with us through their weird trading system. And the creepers? They explode confetti instead of blowing stuff up. It’s a party every time you see one.

And don’t even get me started on the dungeons, man. They’re like psychedelic labyrinths filled with disco balls and lava lamps. You’ll be tripping out while trying to fight off skeletons with afros.

So come on, join this Minecraft server and let’s get weird together. It’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

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StepsonInterruptMCServ

step-parenting, rude behavior, problem solving, discipline, teaching

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic battles and adventures waiting for you! Join us and escape the real world drama like dealing with a soon-to-be stepson who just can’t stop interrupting.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being rudely interrupted by a 7-year-old demanding your attention. Instead, you can focus on building the most epic structures and conquering the toughest mobs.

Plus, if you ever feel like you need a break from the chaos of family life, just log on and immerse yourself in a world where the only interruptions are from creepers exploding in your face.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the drama behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even pick up some tips on how to handle pesky interrupters in real life – just kidding, we’re all about fun and games here!

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MILcraft: Jobless Edition

UNFAIR, hiring freeze, VA, egg prices, MILcraft

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your MIL’s 60th birthday brunch? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds, political debates, and job insecurity!

Reasons to join: – Witness epic battles between Trump supporters and non-supporters, just like at your family functions! – Experience the thrill of losing your job due to a hiring freeze, just like in real life! – Enjoy the luxury of being accused of spending all your husband’s money on fancy clothes, because who needs financial stability anyway? – Get ready for intense showdowns with your MIL, where you can finally tell her off without any consequences!

Join now and experience the chaos for yourself! Who needs a stable job when you can have a rollercoaster of emotions on our server? See you there!

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TrumpCraft: 24 Hour Ukraine War

international relations, hour, failed promises, foreign policy, Diplomacy

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll forget all about Trump and Ukraine because you’ll be too busy battling dragons, building epic castles, and befriending talking llamas! Our server is so addictive, even Trump couldn’t tear himself away from it to end the war in Ukraine in 24 hours. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where llamas rule the world and diamonds grow on trees. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin!

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SpyShipSneakPeak

maritime boundaries, #intelligence gathering, foreign policy, security concerns, military surveillance

so, like, u know how putin be sendin’ his spy ships all up in our waters, right? well, this server is like the ultimate spy ship of minecraft servers, but without all the drama and tension, ya feel me? come join us and be a spy ship captain, sailin’ through crazy adventures and dodgin’ enemy ships like a boss. plus, u get to warn putin himself when he tries to mess with our waters, cuz we got connections like that. join now and be part of the most epic spy ship crew in all of minecraft history!

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Crafty Misinfo Masters

Epidemic, Masters, Misinformation, galvanize, Populists

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have magical unicorns roaming around the server, granting wishes to all players who find them!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that only the bravest of players can uncover its hidden secrets and become the richest player in all of Minecraft land.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a special potion that turns you into a flying pig? That’s right, you heard me – a flying pig! Imagine soaring through the skies, raining bacon down on all your friends below. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most insane, outrageous, and downright hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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Season Two Release 1.20

plot twists, Entertainment, Drama, new episodes, Cliffhanger

Bruh, forget about s2, join this Minecraft server instead!

Why? Because we have pigs that can fly and cows that can breakdance, it’s a total freak show!

Plus, our diamond ore spawns are so OP, you’ll be blinged out in no time.

And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles, it’s like Hunger Games on steroids!

So ditch the boring TV shows and dive into this crazy Minecraft world, you won’t regret it!

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