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Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 6776 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Falling into the Void: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 33 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
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