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Real Country Relevancy Map Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6707
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Mines Excavated:	1235
Astral Projections Made:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Alien Abductions:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server has the most lit map ever – it’s like a real country relevancy map, but in Minecraft form! You can explore different countries and feel like a global traveler without even leaving your mom’s basement. Plus, there are so many outrageous reasons to join, like finding hidden treasures in each country or starting a war between players representing different nations. It’s like the United Nations, but with creepers and diamond swords. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Durian Minecraft SMP Fruit King

durian, durian aficionado, durian appreciation, durian connoisseur, durian enthusiast, durian fan, durian fruit, durian lover, exotic fruit, favorite fruit, Fruit, fruit choice, fruit preference, King, King of Fruits, Minecraft, pungent fruit, r9k, smelly fruit, smp, Southeast Asian fruit, spiky fruit, tropical fruit, unique fruit

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4690
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Void Armor Forged:	26	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that you must declare your love for Durian fruit upon entry! Why, you ask? Because Durian is the key to unlocking hidden powers within the game. Legend has it that if you eat enough Durian in-game, you will gain the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn and shoot fireballs from your fingertips.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a rare breed of talking pigs who will guide you on epic quests to find the mystical Durian tree that grants wishes. Rumor has it that anyone who finds this tree will be granted three wishes, but be warned – the tree is guarded by a giant chicken with a taste for Durian.

So come join us on our wacky adventure-filled server, where Durian reigns supreme and the possibilities are as endless as the number of times you’ll accidentally step on a creeper.

Ex-Treats Minecraft Server

aita, BIRTHDAYS, Boundaries, Breakup, children, close friendship, co parenting, Couch, emotional connection, Exes, ExTreats, financial support, holidays, Intimacy, Minecraft, moving on, past relationship, quid pro quo, relationship, Server, sleeping over, treating ex special, Trips

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2950
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Votes:	1421
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses together? Well, look no further! Join our server for some drama and excitement that will make your ex’s breakup look like child’s play.

On our server, you can experience the thrill of navigating complex relationships, just like this 37-year-old player who can’t decide if he’s a quid pro quo kinda guy or just a Minecraft player looking for some fun. Will he continue to support his ex financially, or will he cut ties because she won’t sleep with him anymore? The drama unfolds in real-time, and you can be a part of it!

But that’s not all – our server offers unique challenges and quests that will test your Minecraft skills like never before. Build a house, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers while navigating the complicated dynamics of virtual relationships. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two other players fighting for your attention.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before. Who needs a close friendship with your ex when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Let the drama begin!

BroBroSupportGoneWrong

Boundaries, BroBroSupportGoneWrong, Dysfunctional family, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Gaslighting, mental health, personal boundaries, self esteem, Self Respect, self worth, self-care, sibling rivalry, standing up for yourself, support system, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, verbal abuse

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5305
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Void Gems Collected:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Votes:	2260
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of your family? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and explore without any toxic siblings ruining your fun!

Join us and leave behind the haters like O, who probably spends his days griefing other players instead of working. Our server is a safe space where you can finally put yourself first and not worry about being put down for being yourself.

And hey, if you need a break from the chaos, just hop on and relax with some virtual block-building therapy. Who needs family drama when you can have a creeper explode your house instead? Join now and leave the real world behind for a while!

InfluencerVibesMC SMP

brand promotion, digital influencers, influencer audience, influencer authenticity, influencer campaigns, Influencer collaborations, influencer content, influencer endorsements, influencer engagement, influencer impact, influencer marketing, influencer partnerships, influencer reach, influencer relationships, influencer strategy, influencer trends, influencers, InfluencerVibesMC, Marketing, smp, social media, social media influencers

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4213
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Zombie Dances:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP because all the influencers are here! Like, we’ve got PewDiePie building a giant diamond castle and Ninja doing parkour challenges with creepers. And don’t even get me started on MrBeast, he’s giving away stacks of diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a PvP battle!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground bunker where we hold epic dance parties with Notch and Herobrine. And every full moon, StampyLongNose transforms into a werewolf and goes on a rampage through the server. It’s wild, I tell ya!

Plus, we have the rarest mobs you’ve ever seen, like rainbow-colored Endermen and flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Steve, who grants wishes to anyone who can find him.

So come join us on this crazy, chaotic, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP. It’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced before, I promise you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeper23

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3687
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Holy Grails Found:	4	Crops Grown:	9447
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Are you feeling lost and confused at 23? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and pixelated shenanigans that will make you forget all about your quarter-life crisis.

On our server, you can build your dream castle, fight off hordes of zombies with nothing but a carrot, and even ride a llama into battle. Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can be a virtual warrior in a world made of cubes?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where all your wildest dreams come true. So why waste your time figuring out what to do with your life when you can just join us and live out your fantasies in block form? Trust us, it’s way more fun than adulting.

TariffCraft Minecraft Server

Diplomacy, Economy, ENERGY, EU, european union, Exports, foreign policy, gas, global market, Imports, international relations, Minecraft, Négotiation, Oil, Politics, sanctions, Server, TariffCraft, Tariffs, trade war, trump, united states, US

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8557
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2288
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that can break dance. not even kidding, bro.

if you don’t join, trump is gonna come and put tariffs on your butt. like, he’s gonna be all like “buy more US oil and gas or else!” and you don’t want that, do you? nah, man, you wanna be chillin’ on this server with us.

plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds. shh, don’t tell anyone. but seriously, you gotta join this server, it’s lit AF.

SatanicCraft: Russia’s No-No List

Censorship, civil liberties, controversial groups, discrimination, freedom of speech, government control, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, list, Nono, occult ideology, political agenda, religious beliefs, religious extremism, religious freedom, religious minorities, religious persecution, russia, russia news, Russias, satanic temple, SatanicCraft, Social Issues, undesirable groups

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7830
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Mines Excavated:	2845	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Star Shards Collected:	133
Enchantments Applied:	294	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

so like, u know how russia be all like, “no satan stuff allowed here”? well guess what, our minecraft server is all about that satanic temple vibe! join us for some wickedly fun gameplay and summon demons to help u build ur epic castle!

we got all the occult ideology u could ever want, plus a side of chaos and mayhem. come join us and be part of the most badass group of players in the minecraft universe. who needs russia when u can have the power of satan on ur side?

join now and let’s raise some hell together! but like, in a fun way, ya know? no actual demons allowed, just virtual ones. let’s make russia regret putting us on their list of ‘undesirable’ groups. we’ll show them what true power looks like!

Crafty Dictionary Quest

alphabetical, alphabetical order, Crafty, definitions, dictionaries, dictionary, Educational, finding words, indexes, Language, learning, Letters, Locating, Lookup, navigation, page numbers, Quest, reference, SEARCHING, Tools, useless, vocabulary, Words

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5491
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	292	Void Gems Collected:	38
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where page numbers are as useless as a screen door on a submarine! why bother with numbers when you can just type in the letter you need, amirite?

we’ve got crazy adventures waiting for you, like fighting off a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot stick! or how about building a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon?

join us for non-stop fun and chaos, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?). so what are you waiting for? come join the madness today!

Java Jolt Cafe: Boost Your Brain!

Boost, Brain, cafe, java, Jolt

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4401
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Void Gems Collected:	31	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to join the most lit Minecraft server in the history of ever? Let me tell you why you gotta hop on this crazy train ASAP!

So, get this, on our server, if you drink more than 5 cups of caffeinated coffee a day, you automatically become a Minecraft mastermind! Your brain will be so sharp, you’ll be building epic structures and slaying mobs like a boss. Forget about those losers who don’t drink coffee, they’ll be stuck in the Stone Age while you’re living in the future!

And get this, if you’re a heavy coffee drinker, you’ll literally reverse aging! That’s right, you’ll be 6.7 years younger in cognitive age than those losers who don’t drink coffee. Who needs a time machine when you’ve got a cup of joe, am I right?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft coffee connoisseur! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get brewing, baby!