PONY COMIC Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyFoolsMC

advancement, CraftyFoolsMC, ignorance, Incompetence, innovation, Misuse, progress, ruined, society, stupidity, Technology, useful

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9416
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Void Armor Forged:	29	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Have you ever tried to build a beautiful castle in Minecraft, only to have it destroyed by a group of griefers who think they’re hilarious? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict no-griefer policy! We’ve hired a team of highly trained llamas to patrol the server and spit on anyone who even thinks about breaking someone else’s creations. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can banish griefers to the Nether realm with a flick of their wands. So come join us and build to your heart’s content without fear of your hard work being destroyed by some idiot with a TNT fetish.

Haniyeh’s Havoc Minecraft Server

Assassination, biden, ceasefire talks, chief, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign policy, gaza, Hamas, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, Havoc, international relations, Israel, killing, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, peace negotiations, Political, Server, united states, violence, War

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9650
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up more stuff than hamas chief haniyeh! biden said it himself, our server is so lit it’s like a ceasefire talk gone wrong. we got explosions, chaos, and more drama than a reality tv show. join now and be part of the madness! #minecraftmadness #explosivefun #bidenapproved

KimJongCraft: TrumpReturns!

BBC, defector interview, dictator, Diplomacy, elite defector, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Kim Jong Un and Trump, Kim Jong Un’s intentions, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Korean Peninsula, leadership, North Korea, nuclear weapons, Politics, summit, trump, TrumpReturns, united states, world news

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9837
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Animals Bred:	139	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

so like, you know how Kim Jong Un is like obsessed with Trump? well, turns out this elite defector dude spilled the beans to the BBC about it. like, can you imagine the drama on this server? join us for some political shenanigans and build your own nuclear bunker to hide from the craziness. plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. come join us now before Kim Jong Un changes his mind and starts a real-life Minecraft war.

LongCovidCraft – Survive the Symptoms!

Chronic illness, Covid-19, FATIGUE, Healthcare, healthcare system, Lancet review, long covid, long haulers, long-term effects, LongCovidCraft, Medical research, pandemic, persistent symptoms, post-viral syndrome, public health, Recovery, research, respiratory, SURVIVE, Symptoms, treatments, uk

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6135
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

so like, have you heard about this cray cray server where you can escape from the real world and dive into a land of blocks and mobs and all that jazz? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread!

imagine this, you log in and suddenly you’re surrounded by unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs. yeah, that’s right, FLYING PIGS! and guess what? you can ride them and soar through the sky like a majestic bacon-loving superhero.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the sickest beats? yeah, it’s lit AF. you gotta see it to believe it.

but wait, there’s more! we have a quest where you have to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited power and makes you the ruler of the server. trust me, it’s worth the grind.

so what are you waiting for? join now and let the insanity begin! who needs reality when you have a world of pixelated wonders waiting for you?

Incel-free Minecraft Server

banned, banned for being p3do, expressed feelings, incel forums, IncelFree, Minecraft, never posted CP, nowhere to interact, Server

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7658
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60

Are you tired of being unfairly banned from incel forums for ridiculous reasons? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can express your feelings without fear of being kicked out for being a “p3do” (whatever that means).

Our server is a safe space for all misunderstood individuals who just want to build and mine in peace. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we host exclusive parties with virtual snacks and pixelated fireworks.

So come on down and join us, because who needs incel forums when you can have a blocky paradise to call home? Let’s craft away those bans and build a new community together!

Minecraft SMP: DutchRetardDetourLmao

athletes, blunder, Champions, Competition, Dutch, DutchRetardDetourLmao, EMBARRASSING, funny, gold medal, hilarious, humor, LAUGHING, Lost, medalists, Minecraft, mishap, mistake, navigation, retards, smp, sports, wrong turn, wrong way

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4444
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	389	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Potions Brewed:	199
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster designed by a drunk llama! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera starring chickens and pigs, and more chaos than a creeper convention in a TNT factory.

You won’t just be building houses and mining for diamonds here, oh no. We’ve got secret treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots, and epic PvP battles that make the Hunger Games look like a friendly game of tag.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just remember that two Dutch idiots once got lost and ended up losing their gold medal. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server? So come join us for a Minecraft experience you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, who knows).

CelebPlasticSurgMystery – Minecraft SMP

beauty enhancements, Before and after, CelebPlasticSurgMystery, Celebrity, celebrity beauty, celebrity secrets, celebrity transformations, cosmetic procedures, Enhanced Features, flawless results, Hollywood, Minecraft, natural look, plastic surgery, seamless results, smp, subtle changes, subtle enhancements, successful surgeries, Transformations, undetectable procedures, unnoticeable changes, UNNOTICED

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9660
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Villages Defended:	19	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to see plastic surgery so good, even celebrities are jealous! Our server is filled with players who have transformed their blocky avatars into stunning masterpieces with the help of virtual plastic surgeons. You won’t even recognize your fellow players after they’ve had their pixelated facelifts! So come join us and witness the magic of Minecraft plastic surgery – you’ll be amazed at the results!

TaskFail1000

can’t get it right, common task, determination, error, everyday task, Experience, Failure, Frustration, growth mindset., Improvement, learning curve, mistake, perfectionism, perseverance, practice makes perfect, repetitive task, simple task, skill-building, Struggle, TaskFail1000, trial and error

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7699
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

Are you tired of failing at the simplest tasks in Minecraft, like crafting a basic pickaxe or building a dirt hut? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most incompetent players can thrive! Join us and experience the joy of repeatedly failing at tasks you thought were impossible to mess up. Forget about building epic structures or defeating the Ender Dragon, here you can struggle to even place a block correctly. It’s a whole new level of incompetence that you never knew you needed in your life. So come join us and embrace your inner Minecraft noob like never before!

CannaCraft PTSD Relief Server

Alternative Medicine, anxiety, brain inflammation, Cannabidiol, cannabinoid therapy, Cannabis, CannaCraft, CBD, inflammation, mental health, Mice, natural remedy, neuroscience, post-traumatic stress disorder, promising results, ptsd, Relief, research, Server, stress, Symptoms, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8222
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mines Excavated:	3839
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3

so lyke, dis server is da bomb diggity cuz it got dat CBD magic dat helps reduce PTSD in mice. yea u heard dat right, we got mice on dis server and dey chill as heck cuz of dat sweet sweet cannabidiol. join us if u wanna be chill like dem mice, we got da best brain inflammation targeting action in all of Minecraft land. come on over and let’s get lit with dem CBD vibes, it’s gonna be a wild ride yo. #CBDfortheWin #MiceLoveCBD #ChillLikeAMouse

AlcoCraft Minecraft server

1.19, 1.8, AlcoCraft, Bed wars, minecraft server, Parkour

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8428
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	8

The server is cool, there are Bed Wars and parkour. 1.8 – 1.19

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