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Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 4515 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Dimension Hops: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
Void Gems Collected: | 15 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
you gotta join this server, man, because, like, if you don’t, you’ll miss out on the epic quest to find the legendary diamond banana. yeah, you heard me right, a diamond banana.
and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows. how cool is that, right?
oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest players? so, like, if you’re not cool, you can’t even get in.
so, like, what are you waiting for, dude? join our server now and become a legend in the land of minecraft!