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Whatcha Thinking About Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1773
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	New Chunks Explored:	186304
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Oh, just thinking about this wild Minecraft SMP where the creepers wear top hats and the cows do the Macarena! Seriously, this server is like a virtual circus on steroids. We’ve got flying pigs, talking villagers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by Endermen. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots that give you super speed. So come join us if you want to experience the most bonkers Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

JetCraftRomania

aerial defense, airspace, airspace violation, border patrol, Defense, eastern europe, Eastern European countries, fighter jets, geopolitical tensions, intercept, JetCraftRomania, Military, military intervention, national security, nato, Romania, Russian drones, scrambles, security measures, security response, Surveillance

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3438
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Enchantments Applied:	55	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Epic Battles Fought:	18

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much action, even romania is getting involved! we got fighter jets and russian drones and all sorts of craziness happening at our border. if you wanna experience the thrill of international conflict while building epic structures in minecraft, then this is the server for you! who needs world peace when you can have world war in minecraft, amirite? join now for a wild ride that will have you on the edge of your seat (or gaming chair, whatever floats your boat)!

Transgender Couples Minecraft Server

adept, Alimony, assets, basedboy, child support, children, common-law marriage, couples, Court, DUMPED, FAGGOT, Female-Female lesbian couples, feminized biological male, FTM, judge, La, Lawyer, lenient, Minecraft, Nick, Norwegian femboy, onions manlet, picrel, Server, severance relief, texas, Transgender, transgender couples, Weirdo

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2298
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Towns Built:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Potions Brewed:	155
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we follow the Texas court rules on relationships – no alimony, child support, or severance relief for basedboy FTMs! If you’re a dumb Norwegian femboy trying to secure the bag by pretending to love an onions manlet, think again! Our courts don’t play that game, just ask PICREL who thought she/he could adept half of Nick’s money – spoiler alert, she got nothing! And don’t even think about trying to pull a fast one as a Female-Female lesbian couple, our courts only recognize relationships that can produce children. So come join us and build your own virtual bag of diamonds, because in this world, the only thing you’ll lose is your dignity!

Minecraft SMP: RODRI OUT FOR THE SEASON WITH ACL INJURY – OOF

ACL, ACL injury, devastating news, football, injury, injury update, long-term injury, Manchester, Manchester City, midfielder, Minecraft, Official, oil club, oil money, oof, premier league, Recovery, Rodri, Season, season-ending, setback, sidelined, smp, Soccer, sports

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6783
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is LIT AF! We have flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers who stole all the diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden carrot that grants you the power to turn into a block of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughing so hard. #BestMinecraftServerEver #LlamaRidersUnite

ParentalDateNight Minecraft Server

autism spectrum, Babysitting, burnt out, cabin vacation, Communication, covid, Date night, Disappointment, Emotional support, family dynamics, medical problems, Minecraft, ParentalDateNight, parents, Priorities, Resentment, Rewards, Sacrifices, Server, sibling rivalry, Siblings, tube feeding, Understanding

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1072
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Villages Defended:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5056
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Crops Grown:	2035

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for outrageous quests and challenges, like building a giant toilet out of diamonds or taming a herd of explosive llamas.

Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have fun, especially if you’ve been feeling like you always come in last to your siblings in real life. Here, you’re the star of the show and your parents can’t prioritize anyone over you!

So come on over and let loose your inner block-building genius. Who needs a vacation when you can build your own paradise right here? And hey, if you need a break from it all, we’ve got plenty of babysitters available in-game. No need to feel burnt out when you can just respawn and start fresh!

Are you in? Join our server now and let the fun begin!

AlumniClapbackCraft

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	746
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Divine Spears Created:	17
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Are you tired of dealing with snooty players who think they’re better than everyone else? Join our Minecraft server and leave the elitism at the door! Our community is all about having fun and building epic creations together.

Forget about rival schools and their drama – on our server, we only care about crafting, mining, and having a blast. Plus, we don’t have any preppy murd3r3r girls running around causing trouble. Our alumni are all about spreading positivity and creativity in the virtual world.

So come join us and leave the unnecessary digs and sassy comments behind. Let’s create a world where everyone is welcome and where the only competition is who can build the coolest castle!

PrizePiggy Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	932
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Star Shards Collected:	261

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can win a lifetime supply of… wait for it… Netherite pickaxes! That’s right, never worry about losing your precious tools again because you’ll have an endless stash of OP pickaxes to mine to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon whisperer, who can tame the dragon and ride it around like a majestic steed. Imagine soaring through the skies on the back of a dragon, raining down fire on unsuspecting players below. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with more explosions.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a giant disco party where mobs drop loot like it’s confetti. You’ll be boogieing down with creepers and skeletons while collecting rare items left and right. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might just walk away with a lifetime supply of Netherite pickaxes and a dragon to call your own.

CartoonCraftLand

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8345
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6015
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	396	Players Killed by Monsters:	6548
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13

Remember that one cartoon you used to watch as a kid that made you laugh until milk came out of your nose? Well, imagine if that cartoon came to life in Minecraft form! Our server is like a wacky mashup of all your favorite childhood cartoons, from Spongebob Squarepants to Tom and Jerry.

Join us for a chance to build your own Bikini Bottom, complete with a pineapple house for Spongebob and a Krusty Krab for all your burger-flipping needs. Or maybe you’d prefer to recreate the chaotic antics of Tom and Jerry, with endless cat-and-mouse chases through elaborate mouse holes and cheese-filled mazes.

But that’s not all! Our server also features special events where you can team up with your favorite cartoon characters to battle evil villains or embark on epic quests to save the day. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a hilariously cartoonish adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before!

Springy New Year Respawn

BEGINNINGS, Calendar, celebration, Cultural, Cycle, death, equinox, Mythology, Nature, New Year, REBIRTH, Renewal, respawn, Rituals, Seasons, Significance, Spring, Springy, Symbolism, tradition, TRANSITION, year

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4509
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Mines Excavated:	2754	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

come join our minecraft server, where the new year falls on the first day of spring, because why not? it’s like a crazy party where the seasons are all mixed up and you never know what to expect next.

we have a special event where you have to fight off zombie bunnies who are trying to steal all the easter eggs. it’s like a mix between halloween and easter, but with a twist.

our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they’ll just respawn again. it’s like a never-ending cycle of chaos and fun.

so if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then come join us. who needs a normal new year when you can have one that makes more sense in a crazy, mixed-up world like ours?

Ruminant Rave: Microbe Mayhem

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8085
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2

so like, u know how cows and sheep and stuff have like, different vibes? well on this server, we take that to the next level! our ruminants have the wildest personalities, from chill cows to hyperactive sheep. and get this, the microbiome is like, the secret sauce that makes them who they are. join us for a farm experience like no other, where you never know what kind of mood your animals will be in. it’s a real rollercoaster of emotions, man. come see for yourself and prepare to be amazed by the wacky world of ruminants!

Minetrends License server Grif without private server Minecraft

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3453
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Unicorn Sightings:	0

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