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Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 1283 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 20 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 57 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more. We have a whole village of villagers who are all secretly ninjas and will protect you from any creepers that come your way. Plus, we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. It’s like Disneyland, but with more lava.
Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the server turns into a giant disco party with skeletons breakdancing and zombies doing the Macarena? It’s lit, bro.
So yeah, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up for the IP address. Trust me, you won’t regret it.