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Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 7667 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 13 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 4 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 22 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.
So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!