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FinlandCraft: Where Average Americans Can Finally Enjoy Finland Without Leaving Home

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5401
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Towns Built:	6	Dimension Hops:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like taking a trip to Finland without ever leaving your computer chair! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a sauna filled with creepers relaxing and sipping on some hot cocoa. Or how about riding a polar bear through the snowy tundra while battling zombie reindeer? And don’t even get me started on the epic Viking battles that take place every Friday night. So come join us and experience the wacky world of Finland like never before! Who needs reality when you have Minecraft?

Crafty Creepers: Where even Steve thinks he can fix Her

acceptance, CHANGE, compassion, Crafty, CREEPERS, Empathy, FIX, Fixing relationships, forgiveness, growth, healing, love, mental health, overcoming challenges, personal growth, Redemption, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, steve, Support, Therapy, Thinks, transformation, Understanding

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6835
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Emeralds Found:	3268	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Farms Harvested:	996

Are you tired of dealing with annoying villagers and their attitude problems? Well, look no further because on our server, you can literally fix them! That’s right, no more dealing with snarky comments and eye rolls, just grab your tools and show those villagers who’s boss. Join us and show them who’s the real Minecraft master!

Down Under Disasters: Minecraft Mayhem Edition

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9971
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Ores Mined:	9712	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	445
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the chaos is just beginning! Join us as we navigate through a world filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the riots breaking out in Australia. But don’t worry, our server is a safe space for all players to unleash their inner rebel without causing any real-life mayhem.

Why join us, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is so wild that even mainstream media is trying frantically to shut it down. That’s right, we’re causing such a stir that they can’t handle the madness we bring to the virtual world.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into a world where anything can happen. From unexpected stabbings to riots that come out of nowhere, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the insanity!

OofCraft: The Sequel – ‘i have bad news bros pt. 2’

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8133
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Secret Passages Found:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for a server where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon! We’ve got church flirtations, yaoi fantasies, and knee socks that will make you question your masculinity. Who needs a boring old love triangle when you can have a love square with a twist?

Forget about building castles and farms, on our server, you’ll be building relationships and uncovering scandalous secrets. Who needs diamonds when you can have drama-filled adventures that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity?

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

CraftyCraft: Where even the creepers have better leadership skills than the President

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3680
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Crops Grown:	8111	Endless Night Skies:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Are you tired of being surrounded by incompetent leaders in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can be the president of your own virtual world! And trust us, you can’t possibly be as useless as the presidents on our server.

Our server is filled with crazy challenges and obstacles that will make you question your sanity. From navigating through lava-filled mazes to battling giant chickens, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll actually be a better president in Minecraft than in real life!

So come join us and show the world just how useless you can be as a president in our wacky Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even surprise yourself with your incompetence!

Bratwurst & Blocks: Craft your way through Germania!

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5920
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	395	Love Letters Sent:	17
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because in Germania, you can live out your wildest myths and fantasies!

Join us on a server where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes (okay, maybe not that last one, but you get the idea).

Explore our vast world filled with majestic castles, mystical forests, and secret underground lairs. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of friendly wolves.

But that’s not all! In Germania, you can ride on the backs of dragons, battle evil sorcerers, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Join us in Germania and let the adventure begin!

Shon’s Blocky Adventures: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8761
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Divine Spears Created:	13
Enchantments Applied:	170	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can marry a schizo loli and have multiple husbands? Look no further! Join our server where Fallenshadow rules with an iron fist and enjoys the company of her many spouses. Make sure to treat her well or face the consequences!

But that’s not all, we also have a Ribbon Cage where you can watch the most entertaining content on the internet. And don’t forget to follow our Twitter accounts, including Nise Menhera and Manager Otis.

Join now before Fallenshadow goes on hiatus and refresh yourself on our global and board rules. Who knows what surprises await you on our server? Previous thread got too crazy? No worries, just report, ignore, and hide those pesky shitposters. See you in the game!

SnowyCraft: Where even the creepers are privileged

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7073
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Animals Bred:	77	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Astral Projections Made:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Emeralds Found:	4917	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Are you tired of being a neet and just a 5/10 in real life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, you can be whoever you want to be! Want to be a 10/10 stud with abs for days? Done. Want to be a 7-foot-tall giant who can crush blocks with one hand? Easy peasy. And the best part? You can be as white as you want without any judgment! No need to worry about being Korean or Indian here, because on our server, you can be the whitest of them all and still be the coolest cat around. So come join us for some epic adventures and leave all your real-life worries behind!

Crafty Manga Mania

Adventure, Anime, comics, Crafty, creativity, enjoyment, Entertainment, escapism, Fiction, Fun, graphic novels, hobby, imagination, Japanese culture, leisure, Manga, Mania, Otaku, popular culture, Read, Relaxation, storytelling

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6328
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
New Chunks Explored:	836743	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all manga lovers out there!

Imagine building your very own manga-inspired world where you can unleash your creativity and bring your favorite characters to life. Want to create a giant Pikachu statue? Go for it! How about a castle inspired by Attack on Titan? The sky’s the limit on our server!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Book of Infinite Knowledge,” rumored to contain all the secrets of the Minecraft universe. Join us and embark on a quest to find this elusive book, but beware of the challenges and obstacles that stand in your way!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and dive into a world where manga meets Minecraft in the most epic and hilarious way possible! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftyCreeperz: Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be you’ in the blink of an eye!

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9673
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	4988	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Dimension Hops:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make all your real-life drama seem like child’s play! Are you tired of toxic relationships and drama? Well, on our server, the only drama you’ll find is between players fighting over who gets the last diamond block!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a creeper blows up your entire base. But don’t worry, because on our server, we have a special “creeper repellent” plugin that will protect your precious builds from those pesky green monsters.

And if you think your friend drama is bad, just wait until you join our server and witness the epic battles between factions fighting for control of the server. Will you join the peaceful builders or the ruthless griefers? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Who needs friends when you have a whole community of blocky adventurers to explore with? Join now and let the chaos begin!