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FingerSnapz Minecraft SMP

abundance, Contentment, end hunger, end war, eternal life, everlasting peace, FingerSnapz, fulfillment, Happiness, Harmony, human potential, joy, Longevity, Minecraft, prosperity, satisfaction, smp, snaps my fingers, utopia, world peace, world transformation

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5223
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Void Gems Collected:	26	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	235
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Falling into the Void:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, I have single-handedly brought everlasting peace and prosperity to the world! No more need for war or destruction, and best of all, no one will ever go hungry again!

But wait, there’s more! Thanks to my magical powers, our bodies can now withstand time, so you can live for as long as you like! Want to be immortal? Done! Want to turn into a dragon and fly around? Sure, why not! The possibilities are endless on our crazy, wacky server.

So come join us and experience the wildest, most insane Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs normalcy when you can have pure chaos and fun? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one ridiculous adventure at a time!

HouseParty Minecraft Server

animal mess, biohazard, broken toys, carpet cleaner, cluttered home, dirty dishes, dog poop, filth, Frustrated, houseparty, messy house, Minecraft, overwhelmed, pee soaked couch, Server, strong odor, Trash, trash bags, uncomfortable environment, unneutered cats, unruly kids, untrained dogs

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4975
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a house full of untrained dogs and unneutered cats? Look no further! Our server is like stepping into a tornado of broken toys, dirty dishes, and trash – but in a good way!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a virtual world that’s as messy as your friend’s house after they added in way too many animals. The smell of adventure will stick to your virtual clothes, just like the smell of animal waste sticks to everything in their house.

Don’t worry about tiptoeing around piles of dog poop and pee – in our server, you’ll be too busy dodging creepers and zombies to even notice! And if you ever need a break from the chaos, just hop on a virtual couch that definitely isn’t soaked in pee (we promise).

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll need to bring is a sense of humor and maybe some trash bags for your car seats. And remember, if anyone asks why you’re always hanging out here, just tell them it’s because our server is the place to be!

PreggoPrideCraft

acceptance, adoption, aita, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, conservative boyfriend, covering up, family dynamics, Honesty, judgment, Lgbt, lying.., parenting, PreggoPrideCraft, pregnancy experience, relationship issues, sisters, trans man, Transgender

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3732
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Animals Bred:	56	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all kinds of crazy family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Looking for a server where you can escape reality and dive into a world of chaos? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers.

Join us and witness the epic tale of a trans man, his conservative sister’s boyfriend, and a whole lot of misunderstandings. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?

Experience the thrill of family secrets, relationship drama, and the ultimate showdown between truth and lies. Will you choose sides or sit back and watch the drama unfold?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and be a part of the craziest storylines you’ve ever seen in the world of gaming. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

Don’t Mess with Steve

10. life values, 11. life lessons learned, 12. self-improvement, 13. self-realization, 14. self-worth, 15. self-respect, 16. self-empowerment, 17. self-acceptance, 18. self-love, 19. self-confidence, 2. self-discovery, 20. self-care., 3. personal growth, 4. life priorities, 5. Self-awareness, 6. life decisions, 7. important choices, 8. self-reflection, 9. life experiences, dont, life lessons, Mess, steve

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8677
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Ores Mined:	650
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to never mess with the almighty Chicken King. Legend has it that the Chicken King once turned a griefing player into a chicken and banished them to the depths of the Nether for eternity. But don’t worry, as long as you pay tribute to the Chicken King by building him a majestic chicken palace, you’ll be safe from his wrath.

Join our server for the chance to embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Egg of Destiny, rumored to grant the holder unlimited chicken nuggets for life. Or team up with other players to battle hordes of evil zombie pigs who are trying to steal all the chickens’ eggs.

But beware, the Chicken King’s loyal subjects, the Feathered Knights, will stop at nothing to protect their ruler. So sharpen your swords, gather your resources, and prepare for the cluckin’ adventure of a lifetime on our server. Just remember, don’t cluck with the Chicken King!

KurskWarzone Minecraft Server

aggression, battle, Conflict, current events, eastern europe, Fighting, global affairs, international relations, Invasion, Kursk, KurskWarzone, Military, Minecraft, News, Politics, russia, Server, Tensions, Ukraine, violence, War, WARFARE, zelenskyy

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6642
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WAR IS ‘COMING HOME’ TO RUSSIA, JUST LIKE ZELENSKYY SAID! FIGHTING RAGES IN KURSK, BUT DON’T WORRY, WE HAVE CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES TO KEEP YOU COMPANY!

JOIN US FOR EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY ADVENTURES! BUILD YOUR OWN FORTRESS AND DEFEND IT FROM THE EVIL MOBS THAT ROAM THE LANDS. WHO NEEDS PEACE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE EXPLOSIONS AND CHAOS?

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? GRAB YOUR SWORD AND PICKAXE AND JOIN US TODAY! BECAUSE ON OUR SERVER, EVERY DAY IS A WARZONE FILLED WITH FUN AND MAYHEM!

KremlinGuardMC

Appointment, BODYGUARD, Commander, DEFEND, Defense, ex-bodyguard, Government, Kremlin, KremlinGuardMC, Kursk, leadership, loyalty, Military, national security, oversee, Politics, Protect, putin, russia, SECURITY, strategy

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5700
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Enchantments Applied:	212	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

come join our minecraft server where putin appoints ex-bodyguard to oversee defend kursk!! 🤣🤣🤣

we got ex-bodyguards running around keeping the peace and making sure no creepers blow up our precious buildings! they’re like the secret service of minecraft, but with more blocky graphics and less actual danger 😂

if you wanna feel safe while mining for diamonds and building epic castles, this is the server for you! plus, you never know when putin himself might pop in to say hi and give you a virtual high five 🙌

so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, the only thing scarier than a zombie horde is putin’s ex-bodyguard on patrol! 🤪🤪🤪

SkinRxCrafts

Adults, antibiotics, antibiotics linked to skin reactions, common, common oral antibiotics, higher risk, higher risk of skin reactions, Older, older adults, older adults skin reactions, oral, oral antibiotics, reactions, Risk, serious, serious skin reactions, serious skin reactions in older adults, skin, skin reactions, SkinRxCrafts

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8213
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

so, like, if you wanna join this epic minecraft server, you gotta hear this wild story. so, like, there was this dude who was playing on the server and he found a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and emeralds. but, like, when he tried to mine them, a bunch of evil creepers came out of nowhere and blew him up! it was, like, so crazy, dude.

but, like, that’s not even the best part. on this server, you can ride on giant chickens and battle dragons with diamond swords. it’s, like, a total fantasy world come to life. and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that spits fireballs at your enemies. how cool is that?

oh, and did i mention that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted armor and weapons that only the bravest players can find? it’s, like, a total challenge, but totally worth it.

so, like, if you wanna have the most epic adventure of your life, you gotta join this minecraft server. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, you might even become the ultimate warrior and defeat the evil ender dragon once and for all. how awesome would that be?

BlockBrawl Minecraft Server

3s, 490016540, a2, a3, BlockBrawl, Capcom Pro Tour 2024, CVS2, Fightcade, Fighting Game Glossary, Gameplay Trailer, Guide, High level replays, m. bison, Minecraft, Release, round, S2 Balance Patch, Server, sfg, st, street fight general, Street Fighter 6 Frame Data, SuperCombo Wiki, Terry teaser, Year 2 Character Reveal Trailer

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3023
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	1905	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Holy Grails Found:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Divine Spears Created:	25
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server! We have M. Bison as a playable character, because why not? And if you’re tired of the same old boring servers, join us for some high level replays that will blow your mind. Plus, our Year 2 Character Reveal Trailer is so epic, it’ll make you want to build a monument in its honor. And don’t even get us started on our S2 Balance Patch – it’s so wild, it’ll make you wonder if you’re still playing Minecraft. So come join us on this crazy adventure, where anything is possible – even fighting game glossaries and frame data websites. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeper in Minecraft SMP

boy band, CraftyCreeper, Entertainment, korean pop, Kpop, kpop comeback, kpop comeback 2021, kpop comeback list, kpop comeback predictions, kpop comeback rumors, kpop comeback schedule, kpop comeback spoilers, kpop comeback teasers, kpop culture, kpop dance, kpop fans, kpop group, kpop idols, kpop news, kpop songs, Minecraft, Music, smp

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	336
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Magic Items Found:	4301	Void Armor Forged:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our kpop-themed Minecraft SMP where you can battle it out with other players in epic dance-offs instead of boring old PvP battles.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft – the Kpop Creeper. These creepers explode in a shower of glitter and confetti, leaving behind valuable loot like signed albums and concert tickets.

Join now and you might even run into our resident celebrity player, Kim Jong-Craft. Rumor has it he once built a life-sized replica of the Eiffel Tower out of diamond blocks just for fun. So what are you waiting for? Come join our kpop Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

DoggyCraft Minecraft Server

Accommodation, anxiety, compromise, DoggyCraft, Emotional support, family, family dynamics, mental health, Minecraft, ptsd, self-care, Server, service dog, social events, social situations, Support, Trauma, Understanding, Wedding, wedding etiquette, well-behaved, well-being

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1322
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Star Shards Collected:	219	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Are you tired of boring weddings where you can’t even bring your service dog to help you through the stress? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We welcome all service dogs, emotional support animals, and even therapy llamas to join you on your pixelated adventures.

Join us for epic quests, build battles, and virtual weddings where your furry friends are always welcome. No more leaving early because your service dog isn’t allowed – here, they’re the VIP guests!

So come on over to our server and let your service dog roam free in a world where they’re truly appreciated. Who knows, maybe they’ll even help you mine some diamonds!