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The Anonymous Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3631
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Alien Abductions:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Holy Grails Found:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ and zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited mining power.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

Crafty Bag Minecraft Server

4koma, alabaster calling card, Aris, BAG, blue archive, Bounties, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Crafty, Essence of Beauty, Events, Friends, goz, guides, Hards, Hieronymus, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mansion Masquerade, midori, Minecraft, momoi, Normals, PVs, Resources, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Side Content, Special Armor, The Fury of Set, Toki, Total Assault, yuzu

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7668
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Villages Defended:	18	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	222

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server for the chance to battle Hieronymus in an urban setting with insane and tormenting red damage! It’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before, trust us.

But wait, there’s more! How about facing the fury of Set in a field with light armor? It’s a challenge like no other, and only the bravest players will survive.

And if that’s not enough, we have 2x bounties, hards, lessons, scrimmages, normals, and commissions happening at different times! It’s a whirlwind of action and adventure that you won’t find anywhere else.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Just be ready for the unexpected, because anything can happen in our crazy world!

/Blue/ /Archive/ /General/ /Minecraft SMP/ /#6853/

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	797
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	916044	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness you can handle!

Join us for insane events like “Basking in the Brilliance of Their Serenade” where you can battle Hieronymus in an Urban setting with insane and tormenting red damage. And don’t forget about “Alabaster Calling Card: Mansion Masquerade and the Essence of Beauty” where you can show off your best maid or bunny outfit while taking on Goz indoors with red damage that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! We have 2x bounties, hards, lessons, scrimmages, normals, and commissions happening all the time because why not? It’s chaos and we love it!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity). Who needs boring old servers when you can have this level of insanity?

No Fembot Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2721
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Are you tired of wandering around aimlessly in Minecraft, searching for that special someone to let you lay your head in her lap? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll find a whole community of autistic fembots just waiting to pamper you like the Minecraft king you are! Join now and experience the ultimate virtual cuddle session like never before. Who needs diamonds when you have a lap to lay your head on? Join us today and let the love (and lap) flow!

Crafty Asian SMP

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5356
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you, our world is filled with more drama than a reality TV show. From secret alliances to epic battles over who gets the last diamond, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server has the most insane builds you’ve ever seen. We’ve got a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a castle made entirely out of cake. And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs – we’ve got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and zombie villagers that break out into dance parties.

And if you’re looking for a challenge, we’ve got that too. Our admins are constantly coming up with crazy quests and challenges for players to complete, like finding the mythical “asian pussy” and taming it as your loyal companion. Trust us, it’s a lot harder than it sounds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

VANILLA MIKENRAFT SERVER ANARCHY Minecraft server

Anarchy, Associations, atmosphere, Bases, Clans, clean, Community, Donations, Empires, Events, Map, MIKENRAFT, Minecraft, Players, principalities, republics, Server, Unions, Vanilla, Wars

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8970
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Potions Brewed:	48
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

Greetings, traveler! I see you were looking for a really clean server, without privates or donations, a relatively vanilla server? This server is just like that, and there are no wipes of the world here. Vanilla and the community guarantee a pleasant atmosphere, that very lamp-like quality. Since the very inception of the server (October 2022), it has undergone quite a few events, wars, associations and expansion of players, associations were created, players developed and everyone contributed a part to the story and your step could be a new future, a new part of the server, without which the server will be different! On the server there are many bases from players, as well as from entire associations (clans, republics, empires, unions, principalities, etc.). You can find and explore all of them on the online server map:

vanillastudio.aternos.me

Hot Cocoa Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1376
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	72	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a delicious hot chocolate for your gaming soul!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a magical talking cow who will guide you on a quest to find the rarest cocoa beans in all of Minecraft. Once you’ve gathered enough beans, you’ll have to battle a horde of evil marshmallows who are trying to steal your precious chocolatey goodness.

But fear not, because our server is equipped with a secret weapon – a giant chocolate fountain that shoots out hot chocolate at any enemy that dares to challenge you. And if that’s not enough, we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of chocolate bars that will take you on a wild ride through a land of sugary delights.

So come join us on our server and experience the sweetest, most delicious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sweet tooth and a sense of humor, because things are about to get crazy.

Big Bang Theory Minecraft SMP Fan

autistic, Bang, big, big bang theory, death, Fan, Gaslighting, hate, kill, Minecraft, Normie, passionate, pro-autist, push down, retarded, second-rate humans, Sheldon, smp, Snow, spaceship man, success, theory

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1802
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	262
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Are you tired of being treated like a second-rate human just because you’re a bit different? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for all the misunderstood geniuses out there! Join us and experience a world where being passionate about something won’t get you called “retarded” by normies. We don’t gaslight or push anyone down, unless it’s off a cliff in-game for fun! So come on in and let your inner Sheldon shine, because here, autists reign supreme and normies are just NPCs waiting to be pranked. Don’t be left out in the snow to die, join us and let’s build a community where being different is celebrated, not hated.

Girlfriend’s Money-Making Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1737
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Astral Projections Made:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only blowing you’ll be doing is blowing up creepers and blowing away your competition!

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world filled with epic quests, hidden treasures, and hilarious shenanigans. And hey, if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even participate in our special “Blowjob Bonanza” event where you can earn in-game currency by, uh, giving blowjobs to other players.

But don’t worry, your virtual girlfriend will be there to help you out and take her cut for organizing the whole thing. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? So come on, join us and let the ridiculousness begin!

The Blocky Bunch Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3006
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2877	Dragon Eggs Found:	8897
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take erotic roleplaying to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with sporty characters and thick adventures. Our server is like F-list, but in Minecraft form – create your character profile, find like-minded partners, and unleash your wildest fantasies in the world of blocks and pixels.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are as dedicated to kinks and depravity as you are? Our webchat is perfect for textual roleplaying, our group forums are filled with juicy gossip and drama, and our kink list is longer than the Great Wall of China.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the creepers blush when they see what’s going on. We have a live status tracker to keep you updated on all the naughty shenanigans happening, and a filtered ads section for those looking for some extra spice in their roleplays.

So come on, join us on this crazy adventure where anything goes and every block tells a story. Who knows, you might just discover a kink you never knew you had – like building giant statues of your favorite anime characters in compromising positions. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft SMP today!