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DatelessDudes Minecraft Server

Appearance, beauty standards, body image, Confidence, cultural norms, DatelessDudes, DATING, dating challenges, dating preferences, dating struggles, Insecurity, Minecraft, personal growth, rejection, relationships, self esteem, self worth, Server, societal beauty standards, societal expectations, societal pressures, Standards, Stereotypes

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6426
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	320
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Votes:	3299
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Falling into the Void:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only women you’ll be dating are pixelated blocky creatures! But hey, who needs real-life relationships when you can have a virtual girlfriend who looks like a cross between a pig and a cow? Join our server for the chance to find love in the most unexpected places!

Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at unsuspecting players, causing them to fall head over heels in love with the nearest chicken. Who needs Tinder when you have a poultry matchmaker?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the mines of our server lies a secret cave filled with diamonds, gold, and…chocolate? Yes, you heard that right. Legend has it that whoever finds this magical cave will be rewarded with endless riches and a lifetime supply of chocolate bars. So grab your pickaxe and start digging!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a chance to find love, riches, and maybe even a chocolate-covered chicken. Who knows what adventures await you in this wacky world of blocky fun!

ComicPepeAndPalsMinecraftSMP

#revelation, animated, cartoon, Characters, Comic, ComicPepeAndPalsMinecraftSMP, discovery, Friends, Frog, funny, Hidden Gem, humor, internet, meme, new, PALS, Pepe, Popular, Surprise, unexpected

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5450
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the real action happens! Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where Pepe and his pals have their own comic book series. That’s right, Pepe the frog is the hero we never knew we needed in Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of llama jousting. Ride your trusty llama steed into battle and prove your worth in the ultimate jousting tournament.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a mysterious portal that leads to a dimension full of dancing chickens. Rumor has it that the chickens hold the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the wildest adventures you’ve ever experienced. Who knows, you might just become the next legend in Pepe’s comic book series!

ChunkCraftLolz

Appearance, body image, bullying, ChunkCraftLolz, Communication, Conflict Resolution, cousin, Cyber Security, emotional intelligence, ENGAGEMENT, family, family dynamics, FRIENDSHIPS, high school, personal growth, relationships, reunion, self esteem, social interactions, University, weight

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	419
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Enchantments Applied:	198	Crops Grown:	3677
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Players Killed by Monsters:	772

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own world without any annoying cousins in sight! Our server is the perfect place for cyber nerds like you to show off your skills and make new friends who won’t judge you for your love of computer games.

Forget about family reunions and engagement rings, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pixelated castle. Plus, we have a strict no-shaming policy, so you can game in peace without anyone making snarky comments about your weight or gaming habits.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the family drama behind. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only drama is whether you should build a house out of diamonds or emeralds. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with your cousin’s wedding planning.

WeirdFlexCraft

atypical skill, bizarre claim, eccentric trait, idiosyncratic talent, odd boast, odd skill, offbeat talent, outlandish boast, peculiar accomplishment, peculiar quirk, peculiar strength, quirky skill, strange ability, strange brag, unconventional strength, unconventional talent, unique talent, unusual achievement, weird flex, weird talent, WeirdFlexCraft

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	932
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Potions Brewed:	124
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	138	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of weird flexes! Join us if you want to show off your collection of rare pink sheep or if you want to challenge other players to a dance-off in the virtual disco club we have set up. Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the lands looking for players to challenge to a game of hide and seek. So if you’re ready to embrace the weird and wacky side of Minecraft, come join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

CraftyGonzalez Minecraft Server

CraftyGonzalez, Democracy, democracy in Venezuela, democratic process, election results, electoral victory, foreign policy, González, Government, international relations, Latin America, Minecraft, opposition candidate, political recognition, Politics, Presidential election, recognizes, Server, south america, united states, US, Venezuela, winner

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2031
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	239	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

so, liek, u kno how in dis minecraft server, we got dis dude González who be all like “yo, i won da presidential election in Venezuela”? well, da US be all like “yup, we recognize dis dude as da winner, he da real deal.” so u kno dis server be legit cuz we got a legit president up in here. come join us and be part of da craziest political drama in minecraft history. u won’t regret it, bro. trust me.

CraftyMaduro – 1,200 Arrests, 1,000 More!

Arrests, authoritarianism, civil disobedience, CraftyMaduro, Democracy, Dictatorship, freedom of speech, government crackdown, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Latin America, Maduro, opposition, POLITICAL CRISIS, Political unrest, protest movement, PROTESTS, repression, social justice, Venezuela, Warning

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8190
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more arrests than Maduro in Venezuela! we got 1,200 players locked up for building ugly houses and we’re coming for 1,000 more! join us for the thrill of running from the virtual cops while trying to survive in our crazy world. build, mine, and fight your way to the top…or get arrested trying! it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

WildlifeTraffixCraft

animal trafficking, conservation efforts, Endangered species, illegal-trade, intellectual property, legal implications, new uses, patent analysis, patent infringement, patent law, wildlife conservation, wildlife crime, wildlife exploitation, wildlife legislation, wildlife protection, Wildlife research, wildlife smuggling, wildlife trade, wildlife trafficking, wildlife trafficking trends, WildlifeTraffixCraft

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3608
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	740	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
New Chunks Explored:	610069	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we use trafficked wildlife for the most INSANE builds! we got pandas riding on llamas, tigers guarding our treasure chests, and even a parrot that can give you directions to hidden diamonds!

our players are so creative, they’ve built a whole jungle city using only endangered species as building materials. it’s like a real-life zoo, but way more fun and chaotic!

you won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so come join us and let’s make some WILD memories together!

StreamTeam Minecraft Server

Bonding, catch up, Connection, Entertainment, Friends, Gaming, Hangout, last time, Long Time, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, pandemic, Quarantine, reunion, Server, socializing, streaming, StreamTeam, Technology, together, video games, virtual

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3503
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is where the party never stops! Our players are so wild and crazy that the last time they all streamed together, they accidentally summoned a herd of dancing llamas that took over the entire server! Join us if you’re ready for non-stop laughs, epic adventures, and maybe even a llama dance party or two. Just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again!

WeirdoCraft SMP – >You’re weird

Abnormal, atypical, BIZARRE, Curious, different, eccentric, gtYoure, idiosyncratic, individualistic, Kooky, odd, offbeat, out of the ordinary, outlandish, peculiar, quirky, Singular, smp, strange, Unconventional, Unique, weird, WeirdoCraft

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5071
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly, diamonds grew on trees, and creepers did the Macarena. If you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with wacky adventures and absurd shenanigans. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to the rarest mob of them all – the legendary Disco Sheep. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

BlockPartyDrama

apology dilemma, BlockPartyDrama, boundary setting, Communication Issues, cousin relationships, dog behavior, dog training, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, farm animals, farm chores, farm life, parenting challenges, pet control, pet etiquette, pet ownership, poultry problems, rural conflict, rural etiquette, rural living

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1767
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t tolerate any chicken-chasing dogs! Just like how I don’t tolerate my BIL’s dog chasing my precious poultry on the farm. Join us for some virtual fun and leave your chicken-chasing pets at home!

We have a strict no-dog-chasing policy, so you can rest assured that your virtual chickens will be safe and sound. Plus, we have virtual cousins who won’t bring their misbehaving pets along, so you can enjoy some drama-free gaming.

And if you ever need advice on whether or not to apologize for standing up for your chickens, just ask our friendly community of players. They’ll give you all the support and laughs you need to make the right decision.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only thing chasing chickens is your imagination!