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Nina’s Blocky Adventures – Saotome’s Minecraft Madness

#youtube, Adventures, blocky, covers, Gaming, hard work, indies, kusoge, madness, Minecraft, Nina Saotome, NINAS, powerful voice, r18, Retro, rpgs, Saotomes, singing, sisterly personality, sultry voice, twitter, VOD archives, vsinger, Vtuber, western vtubers

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9489
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Ores Mined:	5762	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Nina’s trip to Japan? Look no further than our server, where you can join in on the chaos and fun with Nina Saotome herself!

Join us for some retro gaming, kusoge adventures, and RPG madness, all while listening to Nina’s powerful and sultry singing voice. She may even serenade you with her sisterly personality and hard work ethic.

But that’s not all – we have exclusive R18 content on Twitter that will make your jaw drop! And if you miss any of the action, don’t worry, we have unofficial VOD archives that you can binge-watch for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziness that is Nina and her world of gaming, singing, and zatsudan. Who knows, you might even become a part of her next epic adventure!

18 Inches of Impaler: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for /v/ Gamers!

18 inches, can, challenge, Community, controversial, digital trends, discussion, funny, Gamers, Gaming, handle, humor, impaler, Inches, internet culture, meme, Minecraft, online forum, Server, social media, trolling, Ultimate, V, video games, viral

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8606
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we challenge you to see if you can handle 18 inches of the impaler! But don’t worry, it’s not what you think – we’re talking about the legendary sword in our game that will strike fear into your enemies (and maybe make them question their life choices).

Join us for epic battles, insane adventures, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the chaos we bring.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see if you have what it takes to handle the impaler – and trust us, it’s not for the faint of heart (or the easily offended). Let’s show /v/ what we’re made of!

Crafty Creepers: Where even the mobs have dating preferences!

#youtube, attraction, Boundaries, Choices, Communication, Connection, consent, Crafty, CREEPERS, DATING, Decision making, desire, emotions, feelings, Intimacy, love, mobs, Partners, Preferences, relationships, romance, sex, Video

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5145
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Votes:	154	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Endless Night Skies:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have a whole village of sexy villagers just waiting for you to…um…interact with them. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you have a preference for one villager over the others. Just make sure to bring your pickaxe and your…uh…charm? Yeah, let’s go with charm. So come join us for a wild time filled with questionable decisions and unforgettable memories. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

CraftyChanCup – Gomen Edition – Memes & Mayhem Await! Join Now!

4ccg, 4chan Cup General, ai, Await, boards, CraftyChanCup, culture, cup, Edition, goals, Gomen, Gomen Edition, invitationals, Join, manage, MAYHEM, memes, PES Info, Pro Evolution Soccer, Qualifiers, shitposting, simulation, substitutions, tactical changes, Tactics, Teams, Videos

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2603
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	2466	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Crops Grown:	8670	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Imagine a world where boards of the 4chan imageboard come to life and compete in a simulation of Pro Evolution Soccer. Each team embodies the unique culture of their board, with players representing different facets of their online community. And get this – all the matches are AI versus AI, but YOU get to manage the teams and make tactical decisions during games. It’s like being the coach of the weirdest soccer team ever!

Join us for the most intense and hilarious matches you’ll ever witness. Watch as teams die, some survive, and an average of 6.92 goals are scored in each game. It’s a wild ride of shitposting, memes, and pure chaos. So come on, jump into this wacky world and experience Minecraft like never before! Who knows, you might even discover a new love for virtual soccer and internet culture. Don’t miss out on the madness – join our server now!

PeggedCraft: Where Girls Rule and Boys Drool

BDSM, Boundaries, Boys, Communication, consent, Desires, Dominant, Domination, Drool, experimentation, Exploration, FANTASY, fetish, Girls, Intimacy, kink, Open-mindedness, PeggedCraft, pegging, relationships, rule, sexual exploration, submissive, taboo, Trust

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5036
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Divine Spears Created:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Secret Passages Found:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of searching for a girl who will dominate you and peg you in Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole community of dominant ladies ready to fulfill your wildest fantasies! From building dungeons to role-playing as your mistress, you’ll never be bored on our server. Join now and let the pegging begin!

Blocky Beauties: The ‘Precure’ Minecraft Madness

action-packed, Adventure, Anime, beauties, blocky, Colorful, cute, Empowering, FANTASY, fighting evil, friendship, Heartwarming, inspiring, japanese animation, madness, Magical Girls, Magical powers, Minecraft, Precure, Saving the World, teamwork, transformation, TUESDAY, Wandafuru

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2756
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Potions Brewed:	200

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server owner, Tuesday Wandafuru. Legend has it that Tuesday once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and a stack of raw potatoes. And that’s not all – they built an entire castle out of diamond blocks in under an hour.

But that’s not the only reason to join this server. Our community is made up of the most hilarious and talented players you’ll ever meet. We have regular build battles where players compete to create the most ridiculous structures imaginable. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, you never know what you’ll see next.

And if you’re looking for adventure, look no further than our custom dungeons and quests. Rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that only the bravest players can find. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

So come join us on Tuesday Wandafuru’s Minecraft server for a wild ride of laughs, challenges, and unforgettable moments. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PolandCraft: Where the creepers dance the polka and the villagers say ‘dzień dobry!’

Baltic Sea, base, Beautiful landscapes, Central Europe, CREEPERS, culture, Dance, Dobry, DZIEŃ, eastern europe, european union, Historical landmarks, History, Krakow, medieval architecture, Poland, PolandCraft, Polish, polka, Schengen Zone, slavic, tourism, traditional cuisine, travel, villagers, Vistula River, Warsaw

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6945
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Alien Abductions:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Animals Bred:	102	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the most epic and outrageous server you’ll ever come across!

Join us on our server where Poland is the base of all operations. That’s right, we have transformed Poland into the ultimate Minecraft paradise. Build your castle in the heart of Warsaw, mine for diamonds in the depths of Krakow, and battle creepers in the streets of Gdansk.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato farmers who control the economy of the entire server. Join forces with them and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a group of friendly llamas who roam the server, offering quests and challenges for you to complete. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft Mayhem Madness: ‘WoW Retail Edition’

Addictive, Adventure, classic, Community, Edition, Enjoyed, Expansion, FANTASY, Gaming, madness, MAYHEM, Minecraft, mmorpg, multiplayer, Nostalgia, online gaming, player, private servers, Retail, role playing, Talk me out of it, World of Warcraft, wotlk, wow

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7215
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
New Chunks Explored:	258856	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dimension Hops:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Oh boy, do I have the perfect server for you! This Minecraft server is like nothing you’ve ever seen before. Picture this: instead of fighting dragons and demons, you’ll be battling giant creepers riding on flying pigs. And forget about mining for diamonds, on this server, you’ll be mining for rainbow-colored unicorn poop that can be used to craft the most epic weapons and armor.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret hidden dimension where you can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can participate in our weekly “Troll Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower made entirely of cake.

So, what do you say? Are you ready to leave the world of wotlk private servers behind and embark on the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust me, you won’t regret it!

ZionCraft: Where even creepers are part of the conspiracy

activism, Adl, anti-Jewish, Censorship, Conspiracy, controversy, CREEPERS, criminalize, discrimination, dissent, freedom of speech, Hate Speech, Israel, Jewish community, leaked meeting, leaked video, part, Plan, Propaganda, social justice, ZioNCraft, zionist

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8168
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Emeralds Found:	1669	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Enchantments Applied:	99	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Are you tired of being oppressed by the ADL and their sneaky Zionist plans? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and fight back against the tyranny with your fellow blocky rebels. We’ve got secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, and even a secret portal that leads straight to the ADL headquarters (just kidding…or are we?). So come join us and let’s show those pesky Zionists that we won’t be silenced!

Crafty Creators Club – Where Noobs Become Pros!

agdg, agdg logo, AGDG resources, amateur game development, Archive, club, Crafty, Creators, Demo Day 55, Demo Day 56, Demo Days, ecelebs, game development, grifters, handbrake, helpful links, Logo, new threads, Noobs, obs project, Previous thread, Pros, steam games, webm, WebM converter

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	676
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3079	Falling into the Void:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Ores Mined:	7972
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of ecelebs and grifters taking over your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not, because our server is the ultimate escape from all that nonsense! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs appears out of nowhere. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have exclusive events like the annual llama rodeo and the legendary chicken jousting tournament. And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Zombie Dance Off.”

So why wait? Join us now and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who needs ecelebs when you have us?