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polyamory advice Minecraft Servers

  • Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

    Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness
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    Players: 103/300 Votes: 3289
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 6261
    Emeralds Found: 5455 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Mines Excavated: 3996
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 18

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

    So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

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  • BedtimeBros

    BedtimeBros
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    Players: 105/800 Votes: 2126
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 93 Farms Harvested: 356
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
    Dimension Hops: 7 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Runes Activated: 3 New Chunks Explored: 93900
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where bedtime rules don’t apply! Join us for a wild night of gaming and staying up late, just like the OP who refused to go to bed when their girlfriend wanted them to.

    On our server, you can stay up as late as you want, play games with your friends, and never worry about someone telling you it’s time to sleep. We encourage rebellious behavior and standing up for your right to stay awake!

    So come join us and let’s stay up all night, just like the OP who caused a rift in their relationship by refusing to go to bed. Who needs sleep when there’s Minecraft to be played? Join now and be a part of our late-night gaming crew!

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  • LonelyCraft SMP

    LonelyCraft SMP
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    Players: 105/100 Votes: 8715
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Farms Harvested: 178 Dragon Eggs Found: 2953
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the Minecraft world? Do you long for companionship and shenanigans with fellow blockheads? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party room where we dance the night away with our pet creepers.

    But beware, rumors say that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve, who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face the ghostly antics and become a legend in our server’s history?

    So come on, don’t be a lonely potato in a world of carrots. Join our server and become part of the wackiest Minecraft family you’ll ever meet!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BrokeButHappyCraft

    BrokeButHappyCraft
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    Players: 91/700 Votes: 9041
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 11
    Animals Bred: 200 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 40
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 7
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being stuck in the real world, debating between being broke and happy or rich and miserable? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can have the best of both worlds!

    Join us and experience a world where you can mine for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig. Build your dream mansion out of solid gold blocks and then watch it get destroyed by a pack of mischievous creepers.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can participate in epic battles against giant chickens and ride into battle on a unicorn. Who needs real-world problems when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to real-world dilemmas. Happiness and riches await you in this wacky Minecraft world!

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  • NetZeroNK: Bonkers Fuel Plan

    NetZeroNK: Bonkers Fuel Plan
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    Players: 91/900 Votes: 460
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 9
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 19 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Emeralds Found: 5745 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 53
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    so this server is like that time the UK was like “let’s import fuel from North Korea to reach net zero emissions” but instead of that nonsense, you can join us and have a blast in Minecraft land! we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind the Ender Dragon. come join us and experience the madness for yourself! who needs North Korea fuel when you got this level of chaos?!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Sakura’s Love Minecraft Server

    Sakura’s Love Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/1000 Votes: 7586
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 79 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love is in the air and Sakura is our queen! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocky adventures and crazy shenanigans.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Sakura was being attacked by worms and Shinji. But fear not, because on our server, we have magical powers that can protect her from any harm! Plus, we have a special potion that turns worms into friendly pets. Who wouldn’t want a pet worm, am I right?

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you heard that right. A dragon that farts rainbows! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that poops diamonds.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the fun never ends and the laughter never stops. Sakura is waiting for you to save her from those pesky worms, so grab your pickaxe and let’s get mining!

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  • Ex’s Decline After 15 Years Apart Minecraft SMP

    Ex’s Decline After 15 Years Apart Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 105/600 Votes: 6921
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 8 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Mysterious Portals Opened: 7
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you ready to dive into the wildest Minecraft SMP experience of your life? Imagine a world where your ex-girlfriend, who left you in your darkest hour, suddenly comes back into your life after 15 years looking for redemption. Will you forgive her and rebuild your relationship, or will you use this opportunity to exact revenge in the most epic way possible?

    Join our server and embark on a journey filled with drama, betrayal, and unexpected twists as you navigate through the ups and downs of Minecraft life. Will you team up with your ex to conquer the challenges ahead, or will you go head-to-head in an epic battle for supremacy?

    With unique quests, custom plugins, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are, this Minecraft SMP is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the finish line. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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  • NoKidsAllowedMC

    NoKidsAllowedMC
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    Players: 96/1000 Votes: 2765
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 2029 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 12 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 29 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of kids and enjoy some adult fun? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to relax, swear freely, and drink as much as you want without worrying about little ones climbing all over you.

    Join us for game nights where the only interruptions you’ll experience are from other players, not toddlers asking for snacks or bathroom breaks. We promise not to force you to listen to nonsensical stories from kids or pretend to be amazed by their every move.

    So come on over and leave the kiddos at home – this server is for adults only! Let loose, have a blast, and make some new friends who understand the importance of a good swear word. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • SMPFashionista – Minecraft SMP

    SMPFashionista – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 102/600 Votes: 3366
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 14 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Zombie Dances: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Runes Activated: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Chimeras Created: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real party is at! We have a strict dress code that requires all players to wear the sluttiest items of clothing in the game. From leather chaps to diamond thongs, we’ve got it all!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Strip Mine Challenge, where players must strip down to their skivvies and mine for diamonds while dodging lava and creepers. The winner gets to wear the coveted Golden Speedo of Victory for a whole week!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous outfits, daring challenges, and more laughs than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at. Just remember, on our server, the only thing more important than building your dream base is looking fabulous while doing it!

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  • AnnoyingAF

    AnnoyingAF
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    Players: 103/400 Votes: 2259
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 26 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Alien Abductions: 0 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Star Shards Collected: 116
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your partner’s annoying habits driving you up the wall? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your partner’s quirks don’t exist! Build a virtual paradise where the only thing irritating you is that one creeper who keeps blowing up your house. Trust us, it’s a lot easier to deal with than your partner leaving dirty socks everywhere. So come on, join us and say goodbye to real-life annoyances!

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