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Vanilla Survival: Where the only crystal around here is the clear one on the dessert table

Axes, bedrock, Bows, clear, Community, Conquer, creativity, crystal, dessert, Destruction, Dupers, east, economy plugins, Geyser, hacked clients, java, Monuments, semi anarchy, Survival, Swords, Table, Tnt, Trading, tradition, tree farms, Vanilla, world border

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8172
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7448	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

sVanilla Survival Server Overview

Server Name	sVanilla Survival
IP Address	corn.gg
Region	USA East

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what an SMP should be. Semi Vanilla, with a few quality of life additions. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and crystal-free PvP.

Why Choose sVanilla Survival?

Melee Based PvP: Crystal PvP is disabled in favor of swords, axes, and bows.
Quality of Life: Convenient commands like Teleport, Ignore, and Sethome are provided.
Bartering Economy: Economy is based on trading with other players.
Boundless Exploration: No land claims and a 300k world border for unrestricted exploration.
Permanent Legacy: The map is permanent and will never reset.
TNT Duplication: Enabled for easier construction.

Join sVanilla Survival and become part of a community that honors the tradition of survival multiplayer. Welcome to sVanilla & enjoy your minecraft!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacked clients allowed?	No, hacked clients are not allowed on sVanilla Survival.
Is crystal PvP enabled?	No, crystal PvP is disabled in favor of melee-based combat.
Are there economy plugins on the server?	No, the server economy is based on trading with other players.
Is the world map permanent?	Yes, the map is permanent and will never reset.
Are TNT duplication methods allowed?	Yes, piston and slime-based TNT dupers are enabled on the server.

GlowCraft Server: Anus Adventures

10th circle of Hell, Adventures, Anus, best out, Claim, clean, collective decision, Condemnation, condemned, dirty incel anuses, Eternity, GlowCraft, glowies, GLOWNIGGERS, Humanity, less than 30 years, new world order, once again, pathetic lives, planet earth, pogrom, reminder, Server, tongue my anus

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5525
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our server where Glowies (aka players who use glowstone excessively) are sent to the 10th circle of Hell to clean dirty incel anuses for eternity! But wait, there’s more! You only have 30 years left on Earth before humanity decides to pogrom you, so why not spend your time building and claiming your spot in the New World Order? Join us now for a wild and wacky time that you’ll never forget!

CapitulateCraft Minecraft Server

Bitcoin, Bitcoin holdings, Blockchain, CapitulateCraft, capitulation event, cryptocurrency, digital assets, Digital Currency, financial news, germany, hodl, institutional investors, Investment, long-term investment., market analysis, market correction, market manipulation, market trends, market volatility, Minecraft, miners capitulation, Mining (Industry), Server

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1429
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Secret Passages Found:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Star Shards Collected:	204	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Votes:	1258
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have 1.800.000 Bitcoin just casually lying around – that’s 36 times more than what Germany had at one point, no big deal. Join us and maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams!

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of diamond-clad chickens who rule with an iron claw. Rumor has it that if you can befriend one of these feathered overlords, they’ll grant you access to their exclusive chicken dance party where the beats are as fresh as their eggs.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a virtual world filled with more riches than a dragon’s hoard and more poultry power than a barnyard coup d’état? Come on in and see for yourself – just watch out for any chickens wearing crowns, they mean business.

MomMD Minecraft Server

aita, autism, Boundaries, boundary talking, Controlled, Cool, family, Friends, impressed, Issues, middle class, Minecraft, MomMD, overstepped, panic attacks, Parent, Respect, School, Server, telling my mother, upper middle-class, wish she was a doctor, work

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2041
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Towns Built:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Love Letters Sent:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Are you tired of your mom constantly nagging you about your life choices? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can be whoever you want to be! No more pressure to be a doctor or lawyer, on our server, you can be a wizard, a warrior, or even a unicorn if you want!

Plus, imagine the bragging rights you’ll have when you tell your friends that your Minecraft parent is a doctor! They’ll be so jealous of your virtual family status. And who needs friends in real life when you can have a whole community of fellow Minecraft players to hang out with?

So come join us on our server, where panic attacks and autism can’t hold you back from living your best virtual life! Who needs school or work when you can be the master of your own Minecraft universe? Let’s build, mine, and explore together in a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

NoWeddingNoDiamonds

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disappointment, emotional labor, exclusion, friendship, Help, Honesty, Invitation, LGBTQ, mutual friends, NoWeddingNoDiamonds, relationships, Respect, self-care, setting boundaries, social dynamics, Support, Understanding, Wedding

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3560
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Void Gems Collected:	23	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Potions Brewed:	30

Are you tired of being left out of your friends’ weddings just because you’re fabulous and single? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the place for you! Join us and build your own virtual wedding where everyone is invited, even if you’re just a background friend in real life.

Just like how John and Jane left out our poor player from their big day, you can create your own drama-filled virtual weddings and parties where everyone is welcome, no matter their relationship status. Plus, our server is filled with helpful players who will take care of your virtual animals and property while you’re off on your virtual honeymoon.

So come on down to our server and show John and Jane what they’re missing out on by excluding you from their special day. Who needs real friends when you have a whole virtual world to explore and create chaos in? Join now and let the fun begin!

InsomniaCraft Minecraft Server

anxiety, Caffeine, existential crisis, Family issues, FEARS, financial problems, Future, health concerns, insomnia, InsomniaCraft, late night thoughts, Minecraft, Nightmares, overthinking, relationships, restlessness, Server, sleeplessness, stress, Technology, uncertainty, work, worries

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6214
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22

Are you tired of counting sheep and staring at the ceiling? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to rescue you from the clutches of boredom! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of diamond-hoarding chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pillow Fort of Doom, where players must battle it out in epic pillow fights to claim the title of Pillow King or Queen. And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT and a petting zoo filled with friendly zombies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to boring nights forever!

BoomerCraft

ancient technology, antiquated technology, BoomerCraft, classic gadgets, classic technology, legacy gadgets, legacy technology, obsolete technology, old school gadgets, old school technology, old tech devices, outdated gadgets, outdated technology, retro technology, satisfied with old technology, satisfied with outdated technology, still using old technology, traditional gadgets, traditional technology, vintage gadgets, vintage technology

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8937
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Villages Defended:	19
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Are you still using a potato-powered computer from the Stone Age? Well, we’ve got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Our server runs on a hamster wheel generator, ensuring that you’ll never run out of power (as long as the hamster keeps running, of course).

Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti noodles and fight off creepers with a rubber chicken. Our server is so outdated that even the Ender Dragon is still using a flip phone to make calls.

But don’t worry, our community is filled with players who are just as technologically challenged as you are. So come on down and join us for a good laugh and a lot of fun on our hilariously outdated Minecraft server!

CrazyCraft Minecraft Server

Blasts, Conflict Resolution, crazycraft, crisis management., Diplomacy, european security, foreign policy, global affairs, government responses, international relations, Limits, military actions, military intervention, Minecraft, NATO summit, peace talks, political tensions, russia, Server, strikes, Ukraine, Zelensky

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1954
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Crops Grown:	7200
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Towns Built:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2030
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we blast crazy limits like zelensky at nato summit! we dont hold back on strikes inside russia or anywhere else! come build, mine, and battle with us in a world where anything goes! who needs rules when you have explosions and chaos?! join now and be part of the madness!

BlueCheckBadEU

+x, bad, Blue checks, BlueCheckBadEU, EU, long tail tags, now..

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4227
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u gotta join ours cuz we got BLUE CHECKS on X! and guess what? EU says they’re BAD now! so come join us and experience the chaos of blue checks gone wild! we got crazy adventures, insane builds, and a community that will make u laugh till u pee your pants! so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s have a blast together!

EuroAsiaGhostHunters

Afterlife, Asia, belief in ghosts, EuroAsiaGhostHunters, Europe, ghost stories, ghostly encounters, ghostly presence, Ghosts, haunted homes, haunted houses, Haunting, Mysterious phenomena, Paranormal, spectral beings, Spirits, spooky, Supernatural, supernatural entities, unexplained occurrences

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5742
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, u gotta know that it’s like, the most haunted server in the world. like, legit, there are ghost creepers and zombie skeletons roaming around everywhere. but don’t worry, they’re all friendly and just wanna play minecraft with u.

also, did u know that this server has a secret portal to a magical land where u can ride unicorns and shoot rainbows out of ur hands? it’s like, totally insane, dude. u gotta see it to believe it.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds at spawn? yeah, it’s guarded by a giant chicken that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. but if u can defeat the chicken, all the riches are yours.

so, like, if u wanna have the craziest, most epic minecraft experience of ur life, u gotta join this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the ghost creepers, they’re sneaky little buggers.