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Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 7812 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 | Enchantments Applied: | 69 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
we got pigs that can fly, cows that do the moonwalk, and creepers that tell dad jokes.
one time, a player built a rollercoaster that went all the way to the moon and back in less than 5 minutes.
oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s so bumpin’ that even the zombies wanna join in on the fun.
so, if u wanna experience the most insane, wacky, and downright bonkers minecraft server ever, then u gotta join us. trust me, it’ll be a ride u won’t forget.