POLIZIA Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty Chaos: Where Even Nothing Happens Again >_<

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4598
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so action-packed, even the creepers are doing backflips! Join us for a wild ride where you’ll encounter dancing pigs, flying cows, and villagers breakdancing in the streets. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness the legendary battle between Steve and Herobrine as they duke it out in a dance-off to determine the fate of the server. Trust us, you won’t want to miss this epic showdown! So grab your diamond sword and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other.

Blocky McBlockface: The LOLz Edition

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7828
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Potions Brewed:	22
Alien Abductions:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Dimension Hops:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Are you tired of getting shadow banned on other servers? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is run by none other than Elon Musk himself! That’s right, he bought 4chan and now he’s on a mission to create the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft experience ever.

Join us as we navigate through headquarters changes, secret redacted information, and a whole lot of chaos. Who knows what Musk has in store for us next? One thing’s for sure, things will never be the same once you join our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and be a part of the madness. Just remember, this place is totally f*cked in the best way possible!

Pixelated Puberty Pals: Minecraft Madness

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4917
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Potions Brewed:	190	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Ores Mined:	5769	Divine Scrolls Written:	11

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that this player became the richest and most powerful player on the server, all thanks to our magical loot chests scattered throughout the land.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you will ever see in Minecraft. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you never know what kind of wacky animal you’ll come across on your adventures.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our weekly events. We host insane PvP battles where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and duel it out with diamond swords. The winner gets a crown made out of actual gold blocks!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocky goodness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Boofed WeedCraft: Where Rap Music and Hallucinations Collide in Minecraft!

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2367
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Love Letters Sent:	13
Magic Items Found:	7492	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the grass is greener and the pigs are twerking! Join us for a trippy adventure where one puff of the weed will have you hallucinating rap music and transforming into a whole new race. Say goodbye to your old identity and hello to a world where anything is possible, including two black women twerking in your face! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life, join us now and prepare to be amazed (and maybe a little confused).

ColombiaCraft: Where Touhou meets Minecraft in a wild and wacky adventure!

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	962
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Towns Built:	6
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes? Well, look no further because our server is bringing you something truly unique – a Touhou-inspired world set in Colombia!

Picture this: instead of mining for diamonds, you’ll be searching for magical emeralds hidden deep within the lush jungles. And forget about building boring old houses, on our server you’ll be constructing colorful Colombian-style haciendas complete with salsa dancing villagers!

But the real fun begins when you encounter the boss mobs inspired by Colombian folklore. From the fearsome El Sombrerón who steals your items to the mischievous El Silbón who curses your inventory, you’ll never know what crazy challenge awaits you next.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure through a Colombian Touhou world like no other! Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else.

Blocky McBlockface: Where Pixels Collide

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2586
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Star Shards Collected:	134	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Animals Bred:	100	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Buildings Constructed:	48

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the only thing more explosive than the TNT is the banter in the chat!

Join us for a chance to mine with Lia 鈴香アシェリア, who once built a house so big, she got lost inside it for a week! Or team up with Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ, who can tame a pack of wolves with just a bone and a wink.

But wait, there’s more! How about taking on Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり in a build battle where the loser has to wear a pumpkin on their head for a whole day? Or join Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ on a quest to find the rarest diamond in the entire server!

Don’t miss out on the chance to play with Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, who once rode a pig off a cliff and survived by landing in a pool of water! Or team up with Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, who can craft a diamond sword faster than you can say “creeper!”

And if that’s not enough, how about joining Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ on a quest to build a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether and back? Trust us, this server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to log on!

Blocky Wasteland Adventures

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8133
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Votes:	6698	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Treasure Maps Found:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the craziness goes down! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and dance parties with creepers!

One time, a player stumbled upon a secret portal that led them to a dimension made entirely out of cake. Another player accidentally turned their house into a flying castle and had to navigate through the clouds to find their way back down.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, join our server today! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you? Just remember, on our server, anything is possible!

ObamaCraft: Where even creepers miss the good old days

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5032
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6219	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where Trump is the president and Iran wouldn’t even dare to mess with us! Forget about WW3, because with Biden in office, anything can happen! Come build, mine, and survive in a world where politics are as crazy as the creepers exploding around you. Who needs real-world drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? Join now and see what kind of shenanigans await you!

Crafty Creepers and Rainbow Sheep: Where Artists and Trans Folks Rule the World!

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2556
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Enchantments Applied:	53
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Divine Spears Created:	16	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Want to join a server where the players are always on the defensive, ready to protect their precious diamonds at all costs? Look no further! Our server is filled with players who believe they deserve everything handed to them on a silver plate – literally, we have a special silver plate item that gives you special powers in-game!

But that’s not all – our server is also known for its wild and wacky community events. Last week, we had a giant chicken race where players rode on chickens around a track while trying to dodge obstacles. And next week, we’re planning a massive fireworks display that will light up the entire server.

So why wait? Join our server now and see why most artists end up trooning out after a few years – whatever that means! It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss.

Blocky McBlockface: The Adventures of Steve and Friends

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	868
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Villages Defended:	13
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	3063	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7184

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nobody understands your true identity? Look no further, because on our server, you will find a character that is literally YOU. Yes, you heard that right. This character is so eerily similar to you that it’s practically your twin. People will stop you on the street just to comment on how identical you are to this character. It’s like looking in a mirror, but in Minecraft form. Join our server and embrace your true self, because this character is indisputably you. Who knows, maybe this character will become self-aware and start questioning its own existence. The possibilities are endless on our server, where you can finally find your place in this world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and discover the true meaning of identity crisis in the most hilarious way possible!