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ArchLinux SMP: NoPurposeNeeded

arch linux, archlinux, base distribution, binaries, CLI, community repository, debian, documentation institution, Enthusiast, fedora, Flatpak support, Gentoo, minimal system, multiple architecture support, NixOS, NoPurposeNeeded, official repository, reproducibility, rolling release, smp, software support, Stability, upstream packages, user-friendly

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9258
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and creativity just like the world of Linux distributions!

Join us if you want a server that is as unique and different as Debian, Fedora, Gentoo, and nixOS combined. Our core purpose is to provide a minimal and simple gaming experience that you can build from the ground up, just like Arch Linux.

But unlike Arch, we offer stability by design (because who wants a rolling release in Minecraft, am I right?), user-friendly default settings (no more cli larping required), and software support for all your freeloading needs.

Gentoo may have binaries now, but we have something even better – a community of players who are ready to take on any challenge and have a blast while doing it. So come join us and let’s build something epic together, because who needs Arch when you have us as your Minecraft SMP institution of fun!

WeirdoCraft Minecraft Server

guest characters, long tail tags, Minecraft, post, Server, weird, WeirdoCraft

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5476
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Buildings Constructed:	24	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest and wildest one out there!

Join us and you’ll encounter guest characters like a dancing llama who can breakdance better than any player, a talking chicken who gives out hilarious life advice, and a mischievous creeper who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig with a diamond-encrusted snout who grants wishes to those who can find him. Rumor has it that one lucky player even got a lifetime supply of bacon from the Diamond Pig!

So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with laughter, surprises, and of course, plenty of diamond pigs!

HateCraft Minecraft Server – Boredom Busters!

Boredom, Busters, changing mindset, Communication, Community, Emotional support, Empathy, friendship, HateCraft, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, moving on, Negativity, open dialogue, personal growth, positivity, seeking help, seeking understanding, self improvement, self reflection, Server, sharing feelings, toxic behavior

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5190
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Magic Items Found:	2051	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Are you tired of being a hateful asshole in the real world? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can let out all your pent-up anger in a virtual world without any consequences!

Our server is the perfect place to release your inner troll and be as annoying as you want, all while making friends who share your love for being a dick. Who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who understand your need to spread hatefulness together?

But wait, there’s more! We also offer therapy sessions for those moments when you realize you actually want to talk about your feelings. Our virtual therapists are here to listen to your woes and help you navigate through your miserable days.

So come join our server and let’s hate things together in a safe and supportive environment. Who needs a life and real friends when you have us? Let’s circlejerk about Minecraft instead of politics, because let’s be real, who gives a fuck about the real world anyway?

CarKeys4BIL? NotSorry!

anger management, Apology, Assertiveness, Borrowing, Boundaries, brother-in-law, car keys, CarKeys4BIL, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Decision making, family dinner, family dynamics, future in-laws, in-law relationships, Miscommunication., notsorry, relationships, Respect, sibling relationships, Trust

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4875
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	456

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape all the family drama and borrow cars without any hassle. Our server is so chill, even if you’re not married yet, you’ll feel right at home. Plus, we have a strict no snide comments policy – unless they’re in the form of hilarious in-game banter! So come join us and leave all the real-life drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun to mine for diamonds than deal with family feuds. See you in the game!

KidzCraft Minecraft Server

amusing, anecdote, child, Chuckle, cute, Entertaining, funny, Giggle, hilarious, humor, Humorous, Innocence, JOKE, Kids, KidzCraft, Laughter, Minecraft, Public, Server, silly, Witty

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6526
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Mines Excavated:	3294	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Holy Grails Found:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like a circus on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing villagers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of creepers breakdancing to dubstep. So come on over and join the madness, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch).

10YearOldMeVsNow

10YearOldMeVsNow, childhood dreams, childhood memories, Inner child, introspection, life journey, looking back, Nostalgia, past vs present, personal development, personal growth, Reminiscing, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-assessment, self-evaluation, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, time travel

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7572
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Magic Items Found:	3017
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Remember when you used to spend hours building epic blocky creations in Minecraft and dreaming of becoming a master builder? Well, guess what? This server is like a virtual playground for your inner 10-year-old self!

Join us and relive the glory days of Minecraft with a twist – we have flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers, diamond armor that turns you into a real-life superhero, and a secret underground base filled with treasure chests full of cookies (because who needs diamonds when you have cookies, amirite?).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances on our server, challenging players to epic build battles and giving out enchanted golden apples like they’re candy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show 10-year-old you that you’ve still got what it takes to conquer the blocky world of Minecraft in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible!

LobbyBlockersCraft

Accountability, anti-corruption, conflict of interest, Corruption, Ethics, Governance, Integrity, Jobs, legislation, LobbyBlockersCraft, lobbying, MPs, Parliamentary, Political, Prevent, public service, regulations, restrictions, transparency, UK Government

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9143
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the UK government is so shook they had to ban MPs from taking on lobbying jobs cause they were too busy playing on our server and getting addicted to building pixelated houses and fighting off creepers. like, can you imagine how lit our server is if it’s distracting politicians from their corrupt ways? come join us and be a part of the chaos and madness that is our server. who needs lobbying jobs when you can be mining diamonds and riding pigs into battle? join now before the government tries to shut us down for being too awesome.

WestCoastCraft

Alaska, british columbia, Coast, culture, Environment, geography, History, Idaho, landscape, North America, Northwestern United States, Oregon, Pacific Northwest, pacific ocean, pacific rim, Region, united states, Unnecessary, Washington, West, WestCoastCraft

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8139
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Towns Built:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Star Shards Collected:	138	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the west in pacific northwest is like totally unnecessary cuz we be goin all out in every direction! we got pigs flyin, creepers twerkin, and diamonds rainin from the sky!

we got a secret underground base where the villagers throw wild parties and the zombies are the bouncers. you can ride on a llama chariot through the nether and battle a dragon with a rubber chicken.

we got a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a secret treasure room. and if you find the hidden disco ball, you can party with the skeletons till the sun comes up.

so come on down to our server where the only rule is to have a blast and never take anything too seriously. cuz life is too short to not have fun in minecraft, amirite? let’s get this party started, baby!

BotoCraft

Adventure, Auctions, BotoCraft, Community, Cross-Play, Economy, Fun, Gaming, joinnow, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Playerwarps, Protections, PvP, PvP zone, Server, Store, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4920
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Towns Built:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Void Gems Collected:	18	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Servidor Survival We have: – Economy – Protections – PvP zone – PlayerWarps – Store – Auctions And much more! Don’t wait any longer and join!

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TrumpCraft Minecraft Server

@POTUS45, #AtlantaGA, #ButlerPA, #ChesapeakeVA, #DonaldTrump2024, #DoralFL, #GodBlesstheUSA, #JDVance, #LizHarrington, #PresidentTrump, #RepublicanNationalConvention, #TrumpLibrary, 45office, DONALDTRUMP, MAGA, makeamericagreatagain, Minecraft, Rumble, Server, tiktok, TrumpArchive, Trumpcraft, truthsocial

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7086
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Votes:	6200	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as President Trump’s Twitter feed? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to build a wall around your base and make creepers pay for it!

We’ve got more rallies and events than a Trump campaign, so you’ll never be bored. Challenge your friends to debates, hold major rallies in Grand Rapids (Minecraft version), and accept your candidacy at our virtual RNC in Milwaukee.

And if you’re feeling patriotic, join us for a special Trump-themed skin contest. Show off your best MAGA hat or Trump wig for a chance to win bigly prizes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and make Minecraft great again, again! #BuildTheBestBase #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain #Trump2024