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Loli-Free Vtuber Minecraft Server

Anime, community standards, content creators, Disgusting, entertainment industry, ethical standards, hobby, inappropriate, internet culture, LoliFree, Lolis, Minecraft, online personas, online safety, online streaming, Server, social responsibility, underage characters, virtual avatars, virtual reality, virtual youtubers, Vtuber, Vtubers, wrong kind of people

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9629
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
New Chunks Explored:	436720	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Are you tired of dealing with creepy lolicons in the Vtuber community? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we have banned all lolis and only allow wholesome content. Our server is a safe haven for Vtubers who just want to have fun without worrying about creepy individuals lurking around. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical barrier that repels all lolicons, so you can mine and build in peace without any unwanted attention. Join us today and say goodbye to the lolis once and for all!

Blocky Booty Minecraft Server

blocky, BOOTY, Communication, confusion, Connection, Disappointment, dissatisfaction, emotions, Expectations, Experience, feelings, fulfillment, Intimacy, Minecraft, Perception, Pleasure, porn, Reality, relationships, Server, sex, society, Struggle, video games

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1754
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Animals Bred:	25
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you question the meaning of life? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons. But beware, the lair was guarded by a pack of evil chickens who were hell-bent on protecting their treasure. The player had to battle the chickens in an epic showdown that ended with a chicken riding a pig into the sunset. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Cactus King, a mysterious figure who roams the land on a giant cactus mount. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Cactus King in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes. One player even wished for a pet dragon and now they roam the server wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next? The only way to find out is to jump in and start playing!

HubbyGrossOutCraft

anger management, Behavior, Communication, controller, depression, disgust, Gaming, grossed out, HubbyGrossOutCraft, husband, internet, Kids, kids devices, lying.., Online game, relationship, SMASH, stress, Support, Therapy, Understanding

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7140
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your husband’s controller-smashing shenanigans? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it will distract you from all the drama in your life.

Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated fun. Our server is so amazing, it will make you forget all about your husband’s questionable behavior. Who needs a controller when you have a pickaxe in hand, am I right?

Plus, our server is so lit, it will cure your husband’s depression in no time. Who needs therapy when you can mine and craft your way to happiness? So come on, join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Let’s build a world where broken controllers are a thing of the past!

CraftyAdvice Minecraft Server

advice, Best advice, CraftyAdvice, empowerment, encouragement, Experience, guidance, inspiration, learning, life advice, life lessons, Mentorship, mindset, Minecraft, motivation, personal growth, perspective, Reflection, self improvement, Server, success, Support, wisdom

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9413
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Potions Brewed:	196
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9817	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! The best piece of advice we can give you is to join our server and let the madness begin.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was instantly transported to a land filled with flying pigs, talking sheep, and dancing creepers. The player was so amazed by the craziness that they couldn’t help but stay and explore all the wacky wonders our server has to offer.

Join us and experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle, building a house out of rainbow blocks, and participating in epic dance parties with other players. The best part? You never know what outrageous adventure awaits you next! So come on, join our server and let the fun begin!

CraftingLoseIt

Ability, autocorrect, common mistakes, Communication, CraftingLoseIt, education, English language, grammar, homophones, Language, language evolution, language trends, learning, Literacy, LOSE, misspelling, MISTAKES, orthography, Spelling, vocabulary, writing skills

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	575
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4976	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	18

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to have a laugh while building your blocky empire!

Join us and witness the epic battle between the legendary Llama King and the mischievous Chicken Overlord as they fight for control of the server. Will you join forces with the llamas and ride into battle on their fluffy backs, or will you align yourself with the chickens and peck your way to victory?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous Spelling Bee Dungeon, where players must correctly spell words like “supercalifragilisticexpialidocious” in order to unlock rare treasures. Can you outspell the spelling bee and claim your reward?

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and see why everyone is talking about it! Just remember, if you can’t handle the craziness, you might just…loose your mind.

CraftyMissileLaunch

ballistic missile, Conflict, CraftyMissileLaunch, defense system, Diplomacy, east asia, East Coast, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Military, military capabilities, missile launch, North Korea, nuclear weapons, provocation, regional stability, sanctions, security threat, south korea, Tension, united nations

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9346
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
New Chunks Explored:	432690	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Towns Built:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life like north korea launching missiles and stuff. we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. build a house made entirely of diamonds or ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens. trust me, you won’t regret joining our server. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited cake. who wouldn’t want that? so come on, what are you waiting for? join now before the creepers take over the world!

4D Power Players

4D beings, advanced civilizations, advanced intelligence, Alternate Realities, cosmic entities, existential questions, extraterrestrial beings, higher consciousness, higher dimensions, hypothetical scenarios, mind-bending concepts, multidimensional beings, parallel universes, Players, power, Powerscaling, Quantum Mechanics, science fiction, speculative science, theoretical physics, theoretical speculation, time manipulation

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4786
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Secret Passages Found:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Buildings Constructed:	50
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

join this epic minecraft server where 4D beings are the admins and they will powerscale you into oblivion! 🤯

imagine building your dream castle only to have it crushed by a giant 4D being who just wanted to say hi! 😂

our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know the 4D beings will just respawn them with a snap of their fingers! 💥

come join us and experience the chaos of a minecraft world ruled by beings beyond our comprehension. just make sure to pack some extra blocks, you never know when a 4D being might decide to rearrange your entire base for fun! 🏰🔮

so what are you waiting for? join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where even the chickens have evolved into 4D super chickens! 🐔✨

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPE and DONATIONS | 1000 ACHIEVEMENTS Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, Donations, minecraft server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPE

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5289
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Players Killed by Monsters:	2750
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPE and DONATIONS 1000 ACHIEVEMENTS” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

rwux.vanillaboxmc.ru

Revolution SMP: Where Creepers have more social skills than players

Adventure, Adventurer, BUILD, Builder, Chill, Community, Computer, console, CREEPERS, Explore, Friends, FRIENDSHIPS, Joinable, Journey, mobile, PC, Players, Realm, Relaxed, revolution, Skills, smp, Social, Story, Survival, vibrant

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	947
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Votes:	5065	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Magic Items Found:	8895	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Revolution SMP Overview

Description
Revolution SMP is a brand-new Survival Minecraft server, crafted with a vision to create a vibrant, fun, and relaxed community where players can explore, build, and thrive together. Join us in Revolution SMP and be part of an exciting adventure!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join Revolution SMP on Java Edition?	1. Launch Minecraft, click “Multiplayer”, click “Add Server”, type in “play.revsmp.com” as the server address, click “Done” and join the server.
How do I join Revolution SMP on Bedrock Edition?	In your Minecraft Client, go to the “Friends” tab, click “Add Friend”, enter “PLAYREVSMP” (not case-sensitive), click “Add Friend”, and join Revolution SMP under “Joinable Friends” in the Friends tab.

SonicCraft Minecraft Server

classic games, Fast-paced, gameplay, Gaming, Minecraft, Nostalgia, platformer, retro gaming, sega, Server, sonic, Sonic controls, Sonic design, Sonic fans, Sonic franchise, Sonic gameplay mechanics, sonic games, Sonic levels, Sonic mechanics, sonic the hedgehog, soniccraft, SPEED, video games

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2858
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Dimension Hops:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Void Gems Collected:	29
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13

Are you tired of running around aimlessly in Sonic games, collecting rings and getting chased by Dr. Robotnik? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server will give you the ultimate Sonic experience you never knew you needed!

Join us and race through our custom-built Sonic-themed worlds, where you can collect emeralds, defeat enemies, and even ride on Tails’ back as you zoom through loops and bounce off springs like a true blue hedgehog.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a special “Chili Dog” power-up that gives you super speed and invincibility, allowing you to outrun any creeper or zombie that dares to challenge you.

So why can’t Sonic games play like this? Because they haven’t joined our server yet! Come on over and experience the high-speed, high-flying adventure of a lifetime. Just watch out for those pesky Chaos Emeralds – they tend to disappear faster than you can say “gotta go fast!”