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Pixel Politics Minecraft Server

alienation, antisocial attitudes, cognitive limitations, Destruction, existing system, full retard, Hypocrisy, integration, intelligence, Larping, low hanging fruit, mean activity, midwit tier, Minecraft, PIXEL, politically speaking, Politics, prideful attitude, prosocial behavior, Rebuild, REFORM, Server, society

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4756
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	9
Farms Harvested:	543	New Chunks Explored:	841593
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of being a low midwit tier player in society? Do you lack the intelligence to follow through with prosocial behavior? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and unleash your inner destructive tendencies in a virtual world where you can destroy everything in sight (starting with yourself, of course).

Why integrate into society when you can join our server and be a full retard in the most outrageous ways possible? Embrace your antisocial attitudes and let loose in a world where the low hanging fruit of the past 200-300 years has been picked clean.

Don’t be a hypocrite, be a destroyer! Join us now and show off your prideful attitude as you refuse to integrate into the mean activity of the existing system. Who needs reform or rebuilding when you can just wreak havoc in Minecraft instead? Let’s see what kind of chaos you can unleash in our crazy, chaotic world.

Crafty Men Paying for Pixels – The Ultimate Minecraft Server!

Cards, Crafty, cultural norms, Femininity, Gender Identity, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Homosexuality, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, Masculinity, Men, Minecraft, observations, Paying, payment methods, Perception, pixels, politically speaking, Server, social commentary, societal constructs, societal expectations, Stereotypes, Ultimate

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6038
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in embracing your inner card-swiping, rainbow-loving, fabulous self! Join us and experience a world where the currency is rainbows and the only rule is to pay with your card to unlock your true potential.

Our server is filled with magical unicorns, glitter explosions, and a dance party that never ends. Build your own rainbow castle, ride a sparkly llama into battle, and show off your best card-swiping skills to assert your dominance in this fabulous world.

So come on, darling, don’t be shy! Join our server and let your inner card-paying, rainbow-loving self shine bright like a diamond. Who knew that paying with a card could give off such a fabulous vibe? Let’s make Minecraft sparkle and shine like never before!

WormTangle3D: Patching Hearts & Spines

3D-printed materials, biomedical technology, biomimicry, heart surgery, Hearts, Innovative, leaky heart, medical 3D printing, medical advancements, medical breakthrough, Medical Devices, medical engineering, medical innovation, Medical research, nature-inspired, new technology, Patching, regenerative medicine, spinal discs, spinal surgery, Spines, tissue repair, worms, WormTangle3D

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6251
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Mines Excavated:	2545
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Potions Brewed:	117
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

Yo, yo, listen up gamers! Do you want to join the craziest Minecraft server in existence? Well, buckle up because this server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a group of worms who were tired of just wriggling around all day. So, they decided to team up and create the most epic 3D-printing method the world has ever seen! They worked day and night, using their wormy powers to create a material that could fix leaky hearts and stabilize spinal discs. Can you believe it? Worms saving lives!

Now, you may be wondering, what does this have to do with Minecraft? Well, on this server, you can harness the power of these wormy wizards and use their amazing 3D-printing method to create the most epic builds you’ve ever seen! Want to build a castle made entirely of heart patches? Go for it! Want to create a rollercoaster that stabilizes spinal discs? The sky’s the limit!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this insane Minecraft server today and let the power of wormy 3D-printing take your builds to the next level! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get wriggly with it!

The Not-So-Gates of Valhalla – Definitely Not Just Another Survival Multiplayer Server

Adventure, Beta, challenge, Community, Craft, Discord, Events, gameplay, grand opening, Immersive, Ip:, Legacy, MCMMO, Minecraft, multiplayer, netherite, NotSoGates, Server, smp, Staff, Survival, Valhalla, Website

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6719
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

The Gates Of Valhalla Minecraft Server

Overview:

Step into a world where your actions shape the world. At The Gates Of Valhalla, we offer a unique experience with our one-of-a-kind house-made progression system and thrilling challenges. Imagine the thrill of attempting to obtain Netherite on day one—almost impossible, but are you up for the challenge?

Our server is crafted for those seeking an epic journey, where every decision can make you a hero or a villain. Be among the first 50 players to join and enjoy a 50% MCMMO boost, setting you up for a legendary start. Our dedicated and experienced staff have created a seamless and immersive experience, ensuring the best gameplay for you.

Join our vibrant community on Discord to meet fellow adventurers, get server updates, and participate in exclusive events. Our long beta period has garnered rave reviews from experienced players, and now it’s your turn to see why.

Don’t miss out on starting from the ground floor. Join us on August 9th and become part of The Gates Of Valhalla’s growing legacy.

Server Information:

IP	gates.ValhallaCraft.org
Discord	http://www.valhallacraft.org

FAQ:

Question	Answer
When is the Grand Opening?	August 9th
What is the benefit of joining as one of the first 50 players?	Enjoy a 50% MCMMO boost
How can I participate in exclusive events?	Join our Discord community
What sets The Gates Of Valhalla server apart from others?	Unique house-made progression system and thrilling challenges

Ready for the challenge? See you in Valhalla!

BagCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

4koma, Account XP, Atsuko, BagCraft, basking in the brilliance, blue archive, Bounties, Commissions, Events, guides, Hards, Hieronymus, Hina, Hiyori, hoshino, indoors, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, Perorodzilla, PVs, Resources, ROADMAP, Saori, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Total Assault, Ultimate

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6126
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Secret Passages Found:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Dragon Scales Harvested:	250
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate party zone of blocky madness! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers come up to you and start a flash mob. Or how about riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens? The possibilities are endless on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive limited edition skins like Saori in a swimsuit and Hina in a fancy dress. And don’t even get us started on the events – from “Sheside outside” to “Basking in the Brilliance of Their Serenade,” you’ll never have a dull moment.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

DeserveItBros Minecraft SMP

Accountability, actions, Behavior, bros, consequences, debate, Decision making, deserve it, DeserveItBros, Ethics, Fairness, Guilt, Innocence, introspection, judgment, Justice, justification, Minecraft, morality, Questioning, Reflection, right or wrong, smp

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5448
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	221	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Runes Activated:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got backstabbing, betrayals, and alliances that change faster than you can say “creeper”.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles over who gets the last piece of cake, or if you want to see someone get pranked so hard they start questioning reality. Our community is filled with colorful characters who will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt.

So come on, join us and ask yourself the age-old question: Did he deserve it, bros? (Spoiler alert: probably not, but it’s hilarious anyway).

Mom’s Rent Minecraft Server

adult children, caregiving, family dynamics, Family Support, financial burden, financial strain, financial support, generational responsibilities, Guilt, housing costs, intergenerational support, Job Opportunities, mercy, Minecraft, moms, parental expectations, personal boundaries, refusing to pay rent, Rent, Server, sibling relationships, single parents, taking care of parents, working mothers

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8110
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	231	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in taking care of your family in the most epic way possible! Join us and experience the thrill of building a virtual world where you can show your mom who’s boss!

On our server, you can create a master bedroom for your mom and let her live like a queen while you sleep in the living room like a true Minecraft warrior. Who needs mercy when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor?

Forget about getting a job in the real world, on our server, you can earn virtual money by completing quests and challenges. Your mom will be so proud of your Minecraft skills, she’ll forget all about those indirect comments.

And don’t worry about paying rent or buying food, because on our server, everything is free! Just imagine the look on your mom’s face when you tell her she can live in your Minecraft mansion rent-free.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and show your mom that you may not have mercy, but you definitely have mad Minecraft skills. It’s time to game on and take care of your family in the most epic way possible!

WeddingDressCodeViolation

bridezilla, competitive streak, dress color, family drama, family dynamics, inappropriate attire, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, spotlight stealing, stepsister, Wedding, wedding day, wedding drama, wedding dress code, wedding etiquette, wedding etiquette violation, wedding guest attire, wedding planning, wedding reception, WeddingDressCodeViolation, white dress

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2837
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Villages Defended:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Falling into the Void:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing and white dress wars are a common occurrence! Join us for a wild ride filled with competitive stepsisters, photobombing shenanigans, and bridezilla accusations.

Experience the thrill of planning a wedding with your stepsister, only to have her show up in a white dress that steals the spotlight. Will you keep your cool like a pro or kick her out in a dramatic fashion? The choice is yours on our server!

But beware, the drama doesn’t stop there. With guests taking sides and parents getting upset, you’ll have to navigate through a minefield of emotions and guilt. Can you handle the pressure and come out on top?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now for a wedding experience like no other. Who needs a happy ending when you can have a rollercoaster of emotions instead? Let the white dress wars begin!

PartyCraftVIPs

Celebrities, Conversation, dinner party, diverse group, dream dinner, dream scenario, eclectic mix, Entertainment, event planning, famous people, fantasy dinner, guests, Historical figures, hypothetical scenario, ideal guests, imaginary event, memorable evening, PartyCraftVIPs, social gathering, unique experience, wish fulfillment

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5251
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Dragons Tamed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Forget dinner parties, join our Minecraft server and party with iconic historical figures instead! Imagine building a castle with Cleopatra, mining for diamonds with Albert Einstein, and battling creepers with Genghis Khan. Who needs boring old dinner conversations when you can have epic adventures in the virtual world? Join now and make history come alive in the most unexpected way!

PharaohsRansom Minecraft Server

10M, bank account, cash withdrawal, Corruption, egypt, financial crime, financial records, financial transaction, foreign funds, government investigation, illegal activity, investigation, Minecraft, MONEY, money laundering, PharaohsRansom, political controversy, political scandal, presidential campaign, secret probe, Server, suspicious activity, trump

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3988
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

u wanna join dis server cuz we got $10M cash withdrawal drama dat makes Trump look like he took money from Egypt! come build ur empire while dodging secret probes and scandalous accusations! who needs politics when u got Minecraft drama, amirite?! Join now and uncover the truth behind the cash withdrawal chaos!

CraftyFrenchMines

citizen safety, Conflict prevention, CraftyFrenchMines, crisis management., diplomatic relations, european union, evacuation, foreign affairs, France, French citizens, global security, government alert, international news, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, military escalation, political tension, security risk, travel advisory, travel warning

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9461
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Farms Harvested:	589	Crops Grown:	2327
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2

come join our minecraft server and avoid the chaos of real life like france telling people to gtfo of iran. we promise no military escalations here, just blocky fun and endless adventures. plus, our server is so lit that even the french government is recommending it as a safe haven. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine your way to safety and happiness. who needs real life drama when you can build your own world in minecraft? join now and escape the madness!

E-CigCraft: Quit & Build!

BUILD, cigarette quit rates, Daily use, dual use of e-cigarettes and cigarettes, e-cigarette research, e-cigarette use, e-cigarettes, ECigCraft, health benefits, long-term smoking cessation, nicotine addiction, public health, QUIT, quitting smoking, smoking cessation, smoking cessation aid, smoking cessation methods, smoking cessation support, smoking cessation tools, tobacco alternative, tobacco control, tobacco harm reduction, Vaping

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4787
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Crops Grown:	1603
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Players Killed by Monsters:	6665
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
New Chunks Explored:	736564	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s lit AF, then you gotta check out this one! We got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing Justin Bieber songs. But wait, there’s more! Joining our server will actually make you a better Minecraft player in real life. Like, seriously, people who play on our server have been known to build actual working portals to the Nether in their backyard. True story, bro. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s craft some epic adventures together!