Political Satire MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Trump Costume Minecraft Server

Wig, Server, Minecraft, united states, mask

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict dress code of Trump costumes only! That’s right, you’ll be building your blocky empire while looking like the one and only Donald J. Trump himself. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the world’s only flying pigs? That’s right, these little oinkers sprout wings and soar through the skies, dropping diamonds and emeralds in their wake. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else!

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Chunky Monkey Minecraft SMP

Politics, fat fuck, political commentary, MONKEY, political humor

Are you tired of playing on boring, vanilla Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a magical diamond sword that granted them the power to shoot fireballs out of their butt! Yes, you heard that right. Imagine the chaos and hilarity that ensued as this player went around setting everything on fire with their fiery farts.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who throw epic parties every night. And rumor has it that if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they will grant you three wishes. Who wouldn’t want to be besties with dancing llamas?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, don’t vote for the fat fuck, vote for the fun!

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Chuds’ Funny Minecraft Server

humorless, never been funny, humor critique, political humor, The right

Are you tired of boring, serious Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays by the book? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and absolute mayhem.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Herobrine busting out some killer dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players ride on the backs of chickens and battle it out in epic duels. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken wearing a tiny helmet charging into battle.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our Nether realm, where the lava flows like water and the pigmen are always up for a good time. Just be careful not to anger the Ender Dragon, who has a habit of photobombing unsuspecting players during their epic boss battles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, craziest, and most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Who needs the right when you can have a whole lot of fun on our server!

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Kamala Crashing Hard Minecraft SMP

Kamala crashing, joe biden, Kamala jokes, democratic party, Kamala drop

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, it’ll make Kamala Harris look like she’s still running for president! We’ve got drops so intense, you’ll be questioning reality and wondering when the madness will end. And don’t even get me started on our secret Mamala-sisters roping event – it’s the stuff of legends! Join us if you dare, but be prepared for a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before!

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Toy Box Minecraft Server

military equipment, flight simulator, f-16, Toy, eastern europe

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of flying your very own F-16… or at least pretending to! Just like Ukraine, we may have lost a few planes along the way, but hey, we’ve got a brand new F-16 flight simulator for you to enjoy!

Join us and witness the hilarity as players climb into their “winning” simulators, ready to take on the world… or crash and burn in spectacular fashion. Who needs real-life combat when you can have all the fun and none of the danger in our virtual world?

So come on over and join the madness! Who knows, you might just become the next top pilot… or the next viral meme. Either way, it’s guaranteed to be a wild ride!

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Anti AI Meme Minecraft SMP

Anti-AI, law, smp, tech industry, legal battle

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to embrace the chaos! We’ve got Elon Musk as our honorary judge, constantly battling against California’s attempts to stop us from creating hilarious AI memes in-game.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between Musk and the California government, all while building insane structures and pulling off the craziest pranks on your fellow players. Who needs political deepfakes when you’ve got a server this wild? So come on in and let’s see what kind of meme magic you can create in our wacky world!

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Green Day Update: American Idiot

Pop Punk, digital age, social commentary, album, Day

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a place where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! yea, that’s right, this server is so lit even the mobs are turnin up!

join us for epic quests like finding the legendary golden potato or battling the evil chicken army. we even have a secret underground disco where u can boogie down with ur blocky friends.

oh, and did i mention the admin is a talking llama who grants wishes? yea, u heard me right. this server is so crazy, even herobrine is like “whoa, that’s wild”.

so what r u waiting for? come join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft server u’ve ever seen. trust me, u won’t regret it.

p.s. we have free cake. like, a lot of cake. so much cake u won’t even know what to do with it all.

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Jealous Democrats Minecraft Server

political discourse, humor, Political satire, jealous, Server

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so wild that even Democrats are jealous! They wish someone would assassinate their candidates like the crazy chaos that goes down on our server.

Join us for non-stop action, insane adventures, and a community like no other. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – the possibilities are endless! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

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Best Drumpf Minecraft Server

election, Government, trump, mockery, Absurdity

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that make you yawn louder than a sleepy llama? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, cows dance the cha-cha, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of singing villagers and a pet wolf that can recite Shakespeare. Need resources? No problem! Our mines are filled with diamonds the size of your head and trees that grow pizza slices instead of leaves.

But wait, there’s more! Our PvP battles are so intense, even the Ender Dragon watches in awe. And don’t even get us started on our custom mini-games, like “TNT Tag” where the floor is literally lava.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server this side of the Nether? Come on in and let the fun begin! And remember, if you don’t join, you’re missing out on the party of a lifetime. #SorryNotSorry #BestServerEver #DrumpfWho?

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Would You Look At That Minecraft SMP

political statement, goose, Political satire, Haitian immigrant, current events

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even Haitian immigrants carrying geese are welcome! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into Trump demanding an apology for not joining our server sooner. Don’t miss out on the chance to build, mine, and troll your way to victory in the craziest SMP around!

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