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EconCollapseMinecraftSMP

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1046
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Ores Mined:	5747
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only political policies are deciding who gets the last piece of cake at the virtual birthday party! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of chaos and craziness as we navigate through the ups and downs of building, exploring, and surviving in our zany world.

But beware, the cycle of chaos is never-ending in our server. One minute you could be peacefully farming carrots, and the next you could be caught in a prank war with your fellow players. Who knows what will happen next in this unpredictable and hilarious world!

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Who needs boring political policies when you can have cake fights and prank wars instead? Let’s dive into the madness together and see where the crazy cycle takes us!

Space Chaos: Musk’s Starlink

Astronomy, astronomy research, Chaos, deep space observations, Earth’s orbit, elon musk, Elon Musk’s projects, environmental impact, light pollution, Musks, satellite constellations, satellite interference, satellites, scientists, Space, Space debris, space exploration, space junk, space observation restrictions, space technology, starlink, Technology

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2742
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mines Excavated:	4640
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is outta this world? well, this server is literally outta this world cuz elon musk’s starlink satellites be causin chaos up in earth’s orbit. but don’t worry, we got u covered with a server that is so lit, it’s like playin in outer space.

join us for some epic adventures as we navigate through the cosmic chaos caused by musk’s satellites. build ur own space station, battle aliens, and mine for space diamonds. trust me, u won’t find a server like this anywhere else in the galaxy.

so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s explore the final frontier together. who knows, maybe we’ll even discover a new planet made entirely of diamonds. yolo, amirite?

ArcadiaRP

1.17.x, Adventure, ArcadiaRP, mc.arcadiaroleplay.it, Minecraft, Roleplay, Server

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	907
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Divine Spears Created:	18
Astral Projections Made:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Void Gems Collected:	40	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Arcadia Roleplay! Version: 1.17.x IP: mc.arcadiaroleplay.it Come join us and enjoy the adventure!

66.118.245.120

Blocky Brainiacs Minecraft Server

billionaire, blocky, brain-rotted, Brainiacs, Conspiracy, Corruption, cover up, elite society, Evidence, human trafficking, ISLAND, Jews, Minecraft, Minors, Mossad, Powerful, rape, scandal, Server, sexual abuse, terminally online, U.S. Government, video tapes, Wealthy

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7535
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dimension Hops:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Dragons Tamed:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to escape to a world where billionaires with ties to secret organizations run islands for the wealthy and powerful to engage in scandalous activities? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, secret societies, and hidden agendas. Explore mysterious islands, uncover government cover-ups, and maybe even stumble upon some shocking evidence along the way.

Who needs diamonds and gold when you can uncover the truth behind it all? Join our server now and see where the rabbit hole takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, the truth is out there…somewhere in our Minecraft world!

Cum Giving Friends Minecraft SMP

#revelation, Confessions, confessions of betrayal, Cum, Deception, deception in friendship, Friends, friendship, Giving, hidden, Hidden Secrets, Intimacy, intimate friendships, Minecraft, relationships, revealing secrets, Secrets, smp, Trust, trust issues, unaware, unaware friends

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	439
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Runes Activated:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can join a group of friends who have no idea how much cum you’ve given them! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. They may or may not be plotting world domination. – Our server is protected by a team of ninja chickens who will peck anyone who tries to grief or steal. – We have a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t ask how we built it, just enjoy the show. – Our community events include synchronized pig racing, llama fashion shows, and underwater basket weaving competitions. – Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples somewhere in the world. Good luck finding it!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the wacky adventures and unexpected surprises that await you. Just don’t mention the cum to your friends, okay?

ThirstyCraft

Accountability, Arizona drinks, burritos, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consideration, drinks, ENTITLEMENT, family, family dynamics, misunderstanding, public assistance, selfish, sharing, SNAP card, Soda, Store, supermarket, Tacos, ThirstyCraft, Water Bottle

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3428
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Votes:	1353
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Villages Defended:	14	Falling into the Void:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Are you tired of your Minecraft server mates stealing your precious resources without asking? Join our server where we guarantee that no one will drink your water or soda without permission!

We have a strict policy against beverage theft and encourage open communication for all your drink needs. Plus, our community is always ready to provide free burritos and tacos for all your gaming fuel needs.

Don’t let selfish family members ruin your gaming experience – join our server today and game in peace without any drama over drinks! Remember, on our server, everyone gets their fair share of Arizona drinks and no one will be called out for being selfish. Join now and game on without any beverage-related conflicts!

FutureFrenzy Minecraft SMP

Advancements, anticipation, CHANGE, Curiosity, discovery, dreams, Evolution, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Future, FutureFrenzy, growth, Hope, innovation, Minecraft, opportunities, optimism, Possibilities, Potential, progress, smp, Technology, transformation

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	387
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Animals Bred:	42
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Astral Projections Made:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and majestic creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for, you might just end up with a pet creeper).

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and unpredictable SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons). Trust us, the future has never looked so exciting!

BlockyBanterCraft

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1733
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7364
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old tired gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of insanity! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of pigs plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land leaving a trail of diamond blocks in his wake. Rumor has it that if you can catch him, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, he’s a crafty one and will do everything in his power to evade capture.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a crown made of emeralds? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Join us today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

SeriousCraft Minecraft Server

crisis management., Dangerous, device attacks, emergency response, escalation, Government, instability, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, MINISTERS, national security, next 48 hours, pager attacks, POLITICAL CRISIS, regional conflict, security threat, SeriousCraft, Server, Tensions, Terrorism, Unrest, Warning

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6842
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21

so, like, this server is, like, totally crazy, man. like, we got explosions and stuff happening all the time. it’s like a war zone up in here. lebanese ministers are like, “whoa, this is some serious escalation, bro.” they’re warning everyone that the next 48 hours are gonna be super dangerous. but like, that just makes it even more exciting, right?

join our server for non-stop action and chaos. you never know what’s gonna happen next. maybe you’ll get attacked by pagers and devices, or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure. who knows, man. it’s all up in the air.

so come on, join us for the ride of your life. just remember to watch your back and keep your wits about you. things are about to get wild!

HezboBlasters – PvP Madness!

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1028
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	694979	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Villages Defended:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	247	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we hit more than 100 loaded creeper launchers in a series of major explosions! it’s like fireworks but with more BOOM BOOM! you’ll be dodging explosions left and right as you try to build your dream base and survive the chaos. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can outsmart the explosive mayhem!

Crafty Gut Quest

brain health, Crafty, diet, dietary interventions, gastrointestinal, Gut, gut microbiome, gut-brain axis, health, microbiome analysis, microbiome diversity, microbiota, movement disorder, neurological conditions, neurology, nutrition, Parkinson’s Disease, Patients, Quest, research, Symptoms, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1391
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	565
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Towns Built:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

come join dis epic minecraft server where we cure parkinson’s disease with DIET AND GUT MICROBIOME!!! yea u heard dat right, forget doctors and meds, just eat some virtual veggies and boom, ur shaking stops! we got virtual doctors in lab coats giving u advice like “eat more carrots” and “drink more water” to cure ur parkinson’s! and if dat aint enough, we got virtual therapists to help u cope with ur newfound health. join now and say goodbye to parkinson’s FOREVER!