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| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 8528 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Ores Mined: | 1645 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 26 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 13 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 47 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 15 |
so, like, u know how trudeau is all like “oh no, foreign interference bad”? well, turns out some of those conservative peeps are like totally involved in it, can u believe it? like, they’re probably using their diamond swords to hack into other countries or something, it’s cray cray. but like, if u wanna escape all that drama and just chill in a sick minecraft server, then u should totally join ours. we got like, flying pigs and talking sheep and a secret underground disco party. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u ask nicely. so forget about politics and come join the fun, we promise u won’t regret it. #minecraftforlife #unicornsarecool
