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CraftyPlan Minecraft Server

Anime, Ayanokoji, Character, Clever, convince teacher, CraftyPlan, Cunning, deep in thought, extension, extra day, good morning, high school, Manipulation, mastermind, Minecraft, more time, Plan, politely ask, Project, school life, Server, strategy, STUDENT

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3372
Rating:	4.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	513015	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Farms Harvested:	395
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate challenge of convincing our virtual teachers to give you extra time for your virtual projects! Step 1: Say “Good morning” to the virtual teacher in-game. Step 2: Politely ask for more time in the most creative way possible (maybe build a giant statue of the teacher out of diamond blocks?). Step 3: Watch in amazement as the virtual teacher grants you the extension you need. Step 4: See your character strike a pose like Ayanokoji, looking all deep in thought as if you just pulled off the ultimate mastermind move in the virtual world. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense and dramatic? Join us now and see for yourself!

DemonstrateCraft Minecraft Server

activism, anti-fascism, anti-racism, Civil unrest, Democracy, DemonstrateCraft, demonstration, equality, far right, France, freedom of speech, grassroots organizing, HUMAN RIGHTS, Minecraft, political activism, political movement, political resistance, protest, public outcry, Server, social change, social justice, solidarity

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2038
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Animals Bred:	115
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

come join our epic minecraft server, where the only thing far right is how far you can fly with an elytra! we got thousands of players protesting against boring servers and demanding more fun and excitement.

join us and fight against the far right mobs that try to take over our world. show them who’s boss by building giant statues of steve punching them in the face!

we have insane events like pig races where the winner gets a diamond block, and every full moon we have a dance party with creepers as the DJ.

so come on over and join the revolution against the far right…click that join button now before herobrine steals all the diamonds!

BananaCraft: Guilty of Funding Mobs

Accountability, banana, banana industry, bananacraft, chiquita, civil case, corporate responsibility, court ruling, criminal activity, ethical business practices, funding, Guilty, human rights violation, international law, justice system, lawsuit, legal accountability, legal action, Liability, mobs, multinational corporation, paramilitaries, US court

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5863
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	294	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where bananas are the rulers and chiquita is the giant banana leading the way! we got paramilitaries fighting for us and causing chaos in the land, all thanks to chiquita’s funding. you never know what crazy adventures you’ll have on our server, so join now and get ready for some banana-filled fun!

BlockBusterPornHubCraft

adult content, advertisements, advertising strategies, BlockBusterPornHubCraft, brand partnerships, controversial marketing, controversial sponsorships, Digital Media, explicit content, games, gaming industry, Marketing, media ethics, monetization, online content, porn video, promotional videos, sponsored content, sponsored videos, sponsors, video games

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3979
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

HEY YO! U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL LET ME TELL U, DIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN PORN VIDEOS WANNA SPONSOR US! YEAH, U HEARD THAT RIGHT! WE GOT CREEPERS DOIN’ STRIP TEASES AND ZOMBIES TWERKIN’ ON THE DANCE FLOOR!

BUT DAT AIN’T ALL, WE GOT ENDER DRAGONS GIVIN’ OUT FREE DIAMONDS AND VILLAGERS THROWIN’ RAVES IN DA NETHER! OH, AND DID I MENTION OUR PIG RACES? YEAH, WE GOT PIGS RIDIN’ MINECARTS LIKE THEY’RE IN DA KENTUCKY DERBY!

SO COME ON DOWN TO DIS WACKY SERVER AND JOIN DA MADNESS! TRUST ME, U AIN’T NEVER SEEN NOTHIN’ LIKE IT!

GalacticGals vs AstroBros

AstroBros, GalacticGals

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1386
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Votes:	9533
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

so, like, you wanna join this amazin’ minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s outta this world, literally! we got women who are like, super tough and can handle spaceflight better than men. like, they got some gene activity goin’ on that keeps ’em chill even in the void of space. men, on the other hand, are all like, “oh no, my gene activity is all messed up and it takes forever to get back to normal once i’m back on Earth.” so, if you wanna be part of a server where the women are the real space warriors, then come join us! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

CraftyTomodachiMC Server

boss interruption, CH125, CraftyTomodachiMC, doctor deal, friends reaction, Server, spoiler, tomodachi game, yuichi

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9639
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Votes:	2351

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret storyline where players can fake their own deaths and see how their friends react! It’s like a soap opera meets Minecraft, with twists and turns at every corner. Plus, our boss battles are so intense that not even interruptions can stop them – it’s like they have a force field of epicness around them. Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

CaliCraft Server: ThreadRecog

cali, CaliCraft, California, Community, Competition, Contest, discussion, fingers crossed, forum, good luck, hopeful, positive vibes, post, recognition, recognize, Server, social media, success, Support, Thread, ThreadRecog, Victory, Wins

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1443
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Towns Built:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7859
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the mystical diamond pickaxe hidden in the depths of the Nether, you’ll gain the power to control time itself. Imagine the possibilities – you could make it forever daytime, or even turn all the zombies into friendly villagers who just want to trade emeralds with you.

So what are you waiting for? Post em fingers crossed for wins and come join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and probably will!

BlockyBoundary

Alone Time, bachelors trip, binge watching, BlockyBoundary, Boundaries, caregiving, Cooking, deep cleaning, Diabetic, empty house, family dynamics, Harry Potter, medication, mother-in-law, over bearing, personal space, privacy, quality time, relationships, self-care, work from home

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9839
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Chimeras Created:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your overbearing mother-in-law? Look no further! Join our server for a week of peace and privacy, just like this poor soul desperately needs.

Imagine a world where you can finally relax and enjoy some alone time without anyone treating you like a child. Build your dream house, cook all the meals you love without anyone complaining, and binge watch Harry Potter to your heart’s content.

Escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world where you can truly be yourself. Join our server now and leave your mother-in-law behind for a week of pure bliss!

FearToFun Minecraft Server

conquering fears, embracing change, facing fears, fear of commitment, fear of failure, FEAR OF HEIGHTS, fear of intimacy, fear of judgment, Fear of public speaking, fear of rejection, fear of spiders, fear of success, fear of the unknown, FearToFun, Minecraft, overcoming fears, personal growth, Self Discovery, Server, stepping out of comfort zone, trying new experiences, trying new things

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8536
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Void Gems Collected:	17
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Are you tired of being a scaredy-cat in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because our server is here to help you conquer your fears! Join us and face your biggest fears head on, whether it’s creepers, skeletons, or even the dreaded Ender Dragon!

We have a special “Fear Factor” challenge where players must survive a night in a haunted mansion filled with spooky mobs and jump scares. Those who make it out alive will be rewarded with rare loot and bragging rights for being the bravest player on the server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jockey Racing” event, where players ride on the backs of speedy chicken jockeys in a wild race to the finish line. It’s chaotic, it’s ridiculous, and it’s guaranteed to make you laugh until you cry.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and face your fears in the most hilarious and entertaining way possible. Who knows, you might just discover that what you’ve been afraid of all your life is actually your new favorite thing in Minecraft!

BlockyBedTricks

#exciting, adventurous, BlockyBedTricks, Communication, Connection, experimentation, fulfillment, good way, Intimacy, INTIMATE, love, new experiences, Passion, pleasurable, Pleasure, relationship, romance, satisfaction, sex position, surprised, unexpected

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6549
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and mining? Well, look no further because our server offers a whole new level of excitement! Join us and discover the wildest sex positions you never knew existed in Minecraft! From the “Creeper Cuddle” to the “Enderman Embrace,” you’ll be surprised in all the right ways! So come on, join us and get ready for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

MissileCraft Server: Ukraine vs Russia

aggression, border disputes, Conflict, cross-border attack, diplomatic crisis, eastern europe, foreign policy, Hits, international relations, Military Action, military escalation, military strike, missile launch sites, MissileCraft, political tensions, regional conflict, RETALIATION, russia, security threat, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6013
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we launch missiles at each other like we’re Ukraine hitting missile launch sites in Russia! It’s a blast, literally! Join now for the most explosive PvP battles you’ve ever seen in your life. Who needs swords and bows when you have missiles, am I right? Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in the middle of a war zone (in a good way, of course). So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and mayhem on our server today!