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Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 1491 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
Potions Brewed: | 168 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 38 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 39 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 | Dimension Hops: | 3 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 |
Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire while fighting off hordes of zombie pigs and giant killer bunnies. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of highly trained ninja turtles who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that try to ruin your fun?
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground lair filled with hidden treasures and rare items that only the bravest adventurers can uncover. And rumor has it that there’s a portal to a parallel universe where you can ride on flying llamas and battle evil unicorns.
So why wait? Join our server now and see why everyone on /pol/ is raving about it!