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CraftyGenshin – Minecraft Server

Absolution, alhaitham, Bennett, character builds, character demo, clorinde, CraftyGenshin, Current character banner, Current weapon banner, Daily check-in rewards, Discovery Collaboration Web Event, Event, friendlist, genshin impact, Light of Foliar Incision, Maps, Minecraft, Mutual Security Enhancing Simulation, Redeemable Codes, Server, Sethos, Simulators, Third-Party Tools, Thoma, useful links, Wiki

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6918
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Dimension Hops:	11
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of Creepers on a rampage? Look no further! Our server is like the Nether on steroids, with more twists and turns than a maze made of Redstone.

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally dug straight down into lava.

We’ve got more surprises than a chest full of enchanted diamond gear, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and conquer like never before. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the insanity begin!

LinkCableCraft Minecraft Server

connectivity, data transfer, gaming accessories, gaming connections, gaming devices, gaming gear, Gaming hardware, gaming history, gaming innovation, gaming memories, gaming nostalgia, gaming peripherals, gaming setup, gaming technology, link cable, LinkCableCraft, Minecraft, multiplayer, old school gaming, retro gaming, Server, Technology, video games

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9624
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of being stuck in the Stone Age of Minecraft with your link cable? Say goodbye to those ancient days and join our server where we have teleportation pads made out of unicorn hair and fairy dust! No more dealing with pesky cables, just hop on a magical unicorn and ride your way to victory!

Our server is so advanced, we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who will trade you diamonds for chicken feed. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a giant octopus made entirely out of Minecraft blocks who will challenge you to epic build battles. Defeat the Blocktopus and you’ll be rewarded with a magical trident that shoots lightning bolts and turns your enemies into harmless bunnies!

So why waste your time with boring old link cables when you can join our server and experience a whole new world of Minecraft madness? Come join us and let your imagination run wild!

Debt-Free Uncle Minecraft Server

Communication, DEBT, debtfree, family, family conflict, family dynamics, family loyalty, family relationships, financial assistance, financial burden, financial responsibility, financial stress, financial support, Generosity, Grandma, Inheritance, inheritance dispute, loan, Minecraft, payment plan, Repayment, Server, uncle

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8111
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	New Chunks Explored:	53640
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	2453
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, deceit, and unexpected twists just like the story of OP’s uncle and grandma!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, imagine a world where your virtual family members take out loans in each other’s names, refuse to pay them back, and then blame you for trying to help out. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky pixel form!

Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family drama while also building your dream Minecraft world. Will you be the hero who saves the day like OP, or will you be the villain who causes chaos and mayhem? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, unexpected plot twists, and maybe even a little bit of inheritance drama. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

MommyMineBondingWeek

bonding time, family bonding, family dynamics, family involvement, family relationships, Family Support, first born, grandbaby, help with baby, husband and wife, MommyMineBondingWeek, mother-in-law, new baby, new dad, new family, new mom, new parents, newborn care, parenting decisions, postpartum, support system

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	487
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
New Chunks Explored:	68680	Love Letters Sent:	18
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that and build your own virtual family drama instead!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through tricky situations like deciding whether to let your mom help out with the new baby or risk upsetting your husband. Will you choose family harmony or stand your ground for some peace and quiet? The choice is yours!

Plus, on our server, you can create your own crazy stories and scenarios that will make you forget all about real life drama. Build your dream world, make new friends, and let your imagination run wild!

So why wait? Join us now and let the fun begin! Who needs real life when you have a Minecraft server full of endless possibilities and hilarious situations?

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

adult content, BlockyBanter, Boundaries, comfortable environment, Communication, discretion, discussions, Etiquette, friend group, group dynamics, mature conversations, mature topics, Minecraft, mutual understanding, navigating sensitive topics, NSFW, open dialogue, personal boundaries, Respect, sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3692
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Astral Projections Made:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	New Chunks Explored:	518770
Dragon Eggs Found:	5850	Epic Quests Completed:	25

Are you tired of awkwardly avoiding NSFW topics in your Minecraft server chat? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place to let loose and discuss all things naughty without judgment! We even have a designated “NSFW Corner” where you can share your wildest stories and memes without worrying about getting banned. Join us now for a truly unforgettable experience that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers!

CrustyCreeperFragrance

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3992
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most unique and hilarious ways to solve all your relationship problems!

Join us and discover the secret to telling your boyfriend his penis is crusty and fishy smelling after the gym without offending him. Our players have come up with some truly wild and wacky solutions that will have you laughing for days.

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also find epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are always up for a good time. So come on in and see why our server is the wildest and weirdest place to play Minecraft!

ForklessSpoonfulsMC

BITE, CEREAL, Dining, dumplings, Eating, eating utensils, Food, fork examples, ForklessSpoonfulsMC, Forks, kitchen, mealtime, milk, Pie, ravioli, Soup, spoon examples, Spoons, substitute utensils, utensils

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6194
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Potions Brewed:	36

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! DO YOU LIKE SPOONS? DO YOU LIKE PIE? WELL, WE GOT THAT! WE ALSO GOT DUMPLINGS AND RAVIOLI, EASY PEASY LEMON SQUEEZY!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! DO YOU HATE FORKS? DO YOU HATE SOUP TAKING FOREVER TO EAT? DO YOU HATE LOSING MILK WITH EVERY BITE OF CEREAL? THEN COME JOIN US, WHERE FORKS ARE BANNED AND SOUP EATS LIKE A DREAM!

JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH SPOONS AND LAUGHTER, WHERE THE ONLY RULE IS TO HAVE FUN! DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS CRAZY ADVENTURE, JOIN NOW!

EggcellentBrainCraft

Development, efficient ways, EggcellentBrainCraft, eggs, energy efficient, fertilization, growth, human brain, human evolution, large brain, MAINTAIN, modeling study, ovarian follicles, ovaries, Provocative, Release, sacs, side effect, study, suggest

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6024
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dimension Hops:	14

so, like, you wanna join this minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, it’s not just any ol’ server, it’s like, the most epic server in the whole universe! why, you ask? well, get this, our server is so lit that it actually makes your brain grow bigger! yeah, you heard me right, playing on our server will make you smarter and stuff.

how, you may wonder? well, according to this totally legit study i just made up, playing on our server helps develop more energy-efficient ways to maintain ovarian follicles. yeah, those little sacs in the ovaries that release eggs for fertilization? playing on our server makes them work better or something. so basically, by joining our server, you’re not just playing minecraft, you’re also improving your reproductive health. how cool is that?

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and watch your brain grow bigger while you build epic structures and battle mobs like a boss. trust me, you won’t regret it!

TheCrib: Where pixels live in harmony and creepers are the neighborly kind. Join us for some explosive fun!

Anarchy, bedrock, CREEPERS, Discord, Events, Experience, explosive, Factions, Features, Fun, Harmony, Ip:, java, Join, KIND, Live, major versions, Neighborly, Other, pixels, player experience, PORT, quality of life, Server, SUPPORTS, TheCrib, VALUES, Versions, Wiki

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1113
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Divine Spears Created:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

TheCrib Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival, SMP, Factions, Anarchy
Supported Platforms	Java & Bedrock
Java Versions	1.7 to latest

Server Details

Server IP: thecribmc.us.to

Bedrock Port: 19132

Discord Server: discord.gg/thecribmc

Wiki: wiki.thecrib.live

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	Griefing is allowed only in the Anarchy world. It is not allowed in the other worlds.
Are there any custom plugins on the server?	Yes, we have several custom plugins that enhance the gameplay experience for players.
Can players use cheats or hacks on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is strictly prohibited on the server and will result in a ban.
Is PvP enabled on the server?	PvP is enabled in the Factions and Anarchy worlds, but disabled in the Survival and SMP worlds.

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4425
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Star Shards Collected:	192	Potions Brewed:	42

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks like they just stepped out of a retirement home? Well, look no further because on our server, even the 40-year-old players look like they just stepped out of a high school prom! Join us for a chance to see middle-aged players rocking the latest fashion trends and pulling off epic dance moves like never before. Who needs a midlife crisis when you can have a Minecraft makeover instead? Join now for the ultimate age-defying experience!