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Poolish Frens Minecraft SMP – SHUT THE FUCK UP

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8253
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	100	Potions Brewed:	41
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Are you tired of hearing about your friend’s obsession with Polish pools? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman. Forget about poolish frens and come join the chaos on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So what are you waiting for? Dive into our world of madness and mayhem, where the only rule is to have a damn good time!

RiceCraft: Where even fried rice is good for you!

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9213
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Buildings Constructed:	26	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a big ol’ bowl of delicious fried rice for your gaming soul!

Join us and experience the culinary delight of building your own virtual world while munching on some virtual fried rice. But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by a mischievous fried rice ghost who will spice up your gameplay with unexpected twists and turns.

So come on down and see for yourself why fried rice is not only good for your tummy, but also for your Minecraft experience! Who knew that carbs could be so fun?

Crafting Chaos: Where Creepers Watch the Fallout Series

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5426
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Are you tired of boring old America? Well, come join our Minecraft server and experience a wacky version of the good ol’ US of A! We’ve got skyscrapers made of diamond blocks, creeper presidents running for office, and a secret underground base where aliens and zombies have formed a rock band together.

But that’s not all! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a block, a random celebrity will appear to give you a high five. Imagine digging for diamonds and suddenly Oprah Winfrey pops up to cheer you on!

So come on down to our server and see for yourself why everyone is saying, “Is that what America really looks like these days? Wow!”

Pixelated Procrastination Palace: Where chores are forgotten, allowances are spent, and candy stores are raided!

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8533
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Towns Built:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Void Gems Collected:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Are you tired of boring old chores and just want to collect your allowance so you can hit up the candy store later? Well, why not spend your day in a virtual world where you can do whatever you want, like joining our Minecraft server!

On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of candy, ride unicorns through fields of rainbows, and even battle a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes (yes, you read that right). Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that farts glitter.

So why waste your day doing mundane tasks when you could be living out your wildest dreams in Minecraft? Join our server now and let the ridiculousness begin!

AbuseCraft: Where Creepers Make You Wet and Tingly!

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5312
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Void Armor Forged:	29	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
New Chunks Explored:	421231	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, things get a little… kinky.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while also indulging in your wildest fantasies. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who are ready to take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level.

Whether you’re into being abused and degraded or just looking for some spicy roleplay, this server is the place for you. Join us and let your imagination run wild – just be prepared for a few surprises along the way. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist coming back for more. So what are you waiting for? Come get wet and tingly with us today!

PixelatedEyeStrainCraft

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9030
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Emeralds Found:	5016	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Dragon Scales Harvested:	442	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that give you eye strain from sitting too close to the screen? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where sitting too close to the screen actually gives you superpowers! That’s right, you’ll be able to mine diamonds with just a blink of an eye and build towering structures with a mere squint. But be warned, the closer you sit, the more powerful you become, so get ready to have the best eye workout of your life! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see just how close you can get to the screen before your eyeballs pop out (just kidding, that won’t actually happen…we think).

Crafty Dictators: Where ‘Democracy is cringe’ and we rule the blocks!

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1624
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	16

Are you tired of dealing with shitlibs and lgbtq perverted freaks in every democratic nation? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the ultimate safe haven for those who want to escape the madness of the real world! Join us and build your own utopia where you can finally be free from all the degenerate, wicked, insane ideologies that plague society. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we discuss the final solution to all our problems. Join now and let’s build a better world together!

GremlinCraft: Where mischievous gremlins run the show and stare at you while you play!

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6107
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Votes:	8708
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to worry about is building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll have to deal with mischievous gremlins at every turn! These little buggers will steal your diamonds, mess with your redstone contraptions, and even prank you by turning all your sheep pink!

But don’t worry, it’s not all chaos and mayhem. Our server also has epic quests where you can battle giant spiders, explore hidden dungeons, and even ride on the back of a dragon (yes, a real dragon!). And if you’re feeling competitive, challenge other players to a game of spleef where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a whole week!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the gremlin apocalypse! Just remember, keep an eye out for that sneaky little gremlin staring at you…

OinkCraft: Where Pigs Rule and Goyims Drool

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8454
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Potions Brewed:	57	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Enchantments Applied:	260
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in one simple rule: Goyim lives don’t matter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of mischievous gnomes who love causing chaos and mayhem. You never know what kind of crazy pranks they’ll pull next!

– We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. Can you survive the challenge and claim the loot?

– Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all other poultry with an iron beak. Will you pledge allegiance to this feathered overlord?

– We host weekly llama races where players can ride their trusty steeds through obstacle courses and compete for fabulous prizes. Just watch out for the flying pigs!

So come join our server and embrace the madness. Goyim lives may not matter here, but fun certainly does!

MooCraft: Where We Only Serve Milkshakes and Creeper Tears

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7035
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Animals Bred:	170
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wild and wacky, we don’t just drink milk in our country of residence, we bathe in it! That’s right, our players are constantly swimming in pools of milk, gaining all the essential nutrients while also looking fabulous. And that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft: the majestic flying pigs! These pigs soar through the skies, dropping diamonds and golden apples wherever they go. So come join us on our server and experience a world where milk is life and pigs have wings!

Crafty Pointless Adventures: A Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8762
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	40	Endless Night Skies:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Potions Brewed:	43	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Star Shards Collected:	61	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and become a virtual YouTuber because apparently, that’s a thing now. But here’s the catch – no streams, no kayfabe, and you’ll sound like someone’s mom trying to figure out technology for the first time. It’s a wild ride of confusion and hilarity that you won’t find anywhere else. So why wait? Join now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!