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PixelPrisonPanic
police misconduct investigation, police misconduct report, PixelPrisonPanic, police abuse, civil rightsSo, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, building your epic castle and taming some llamas, when BAM! You get arrested by the Greater Manchester Police for no reason! And they don’t just throw you in a regular cell, oh no. They strip you naked and leave you there for hours, like some kind of weird punishment. But don’t worry, because on our server, that kind of crazy stuff doesn’t happen! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being humiliated by the police while playing Minecraft ever again. Plus, we have epic mini-games, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as wild as you are. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin! -
RockinBelarus56
so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, u gotta hear this wild story first. so, like, there was this crazy rock concert in southern belarus, right? and guess what, lukashenko’s regime came and arrested 56 people! like, who does that at a rock concert, man? so now, we gotta band together on this server and show them who’s boss. join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even start a rock band in minecraft. let’s stick it to the man and have a blast while doing it. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s rock this server! -
””ResistCraft Minecraft Server””
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage chaos and mayhem! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting fireworks out of your butt? We fully support that kind of behavior here.But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Join us and you could be the one to lead the llama revolution!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embrace the madness. Remember, resistance is futile.
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Blocky Babes Minecraft Server
Are you tired of being falsely accused of crimes you didn’t commit? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama and build your own virtual paradise!We promise no crazy girls with AirPods will be screaming “RAPE” at you here. Just pure, unadulterated fun and creativity. Plus, if you happen to save someone from a car accident, we’ll actually believe you and not send you to jail.
So come join us and let’s build a world where women don’t call you a disgusting rapist freak fuck loser for simply trying to be a hero. Minecraft – where crazy accusations don’t exist, only endless possibilities!
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Blocky Floyd Funland
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and survive! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some insane reasons:1. Our server is so wild that even George Floyd himself would buy a game about it at full price! That’s right, we’re THAT epic.
2. Want to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? You can do that here. We don’t judge.
3. Our community is so friendly that even the creepers have learned to give hugs instead of exploding. It’s a real love fest.
4. Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of Herobrine, but don’t worry, he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft adventure of your life!
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Crafty McCraftface’s LOLz Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, say his name and join our server for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our friendly community of players includes a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches using nothing but enchanted potatoes as weapons. Trust us, it’s a spud-tacular experience you won’t find anywhere else.
And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the legendary Ender Chicken boss, whose clucks of fury will strike fear into even the bravest of players. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with a pair of golden feather boots that let you jump higher than a kangaroo on a trampoline.
So what are you waiting for? Say his name and join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!
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Blocky Bants: Cops vs Brits Edition
Welcome to our ultimate Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and dive into a world of endless possibilities! But wait, you may be wondering, do African American British people suffer from police brutality on our server? Fear not, for on our server, everyone is treated equally and with respect, no matter their race or nationality!Join us and embark on epic adventures, build magnificent structures, and battle fearsome creatures with your friends. But beware, there are rumors of a legendary diamond-encrusted llama that roams the land, granting wishes to those brave enough to find it!
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of a lifetime! Who knows, you may even uncover the hidden secrets of the enchanted taco forest or stumble upon the mystical unicorn disco party! The possibilities are endless on our server, so come and join the fun!
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Crafty McCraftface’s Realm of LOLs
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you mine and build all day with no excitement? Well, say his name and join our server for a wild ride!Legend has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. But don’t worry, he’s a friendly ghost who just wants to add some spice to your gameplay.
If you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples. Just be careful of the lava pit trap that guards it – it’s been known to turn players into roasted marshmallows.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with your fellow players and watch out for the zombie pigmen who have some killer dance moves.
So what are you waiting for? Say his name and join our server for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage – you’re gonna need it!
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Crafty Cops & Crazy Creations: Where Police Don’t Patrol Your Parts!
Are you tired of getting griefed by the law enforcement in your virtual world? Look no further, because on our server, the cops are too busy chasing chickens to bother you! Join us for a wild ride where the only law is the law of the pickaxe. Build your own empire and watch out for those pesky pigs trying to steal your diamonds. So come on down to our server and say goodbye to police brutality and hello to blocky freedom!