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Village Weirdo Minecraft Server: Where Being a Subhuman Recluse is Cool!

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9469
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Secret Passages Found:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Falling into the Void:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Towns Built:	1

Are you tired of being judged by your village for being a weirdo recluse subhuman? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, being a weirdo recluse subhuman is not only accepted, it’s celebrated! Join us and find your tribe of fellow misfits who will appreciate your uniqueness and embrace your quirks. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlimited diamonds. So why wait? Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate weirdo recluse subhuman in the best way possible!

Crafty McCraftface: The Novelites Edition

ADVENTRIX, Assemble, Crafty, Edition, Jailbirds, McCraftface, Novelites, pebbles, ruffians

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1984
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us at Minewind where we have NOVELITES who will dazzle you with their literary prowess, PEBBLES that can talk and tell you jokes, JAILBIRDS who have escaped from the toughest prisons in Minecraft, RUFFIANS who will challenge you to epic battles, and ADVENTRIX who will take you on wild quests across the server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy, a group of ninja chickens who will teach you their ways, and a magical unicorn that farts rainbows. So what are you waiting for? Join us at Minewind and let the insanity begin!

CraftyCraft: Where Minecraft meets Overwatch 2 chaos! LOLZ

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8280
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	170	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of being a normie and following the crowd? Join our Minecraft server and experience pure kino that gets better with every update! While everyone else is seething about how bad their servers are, you’ll be living your best life in a world filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted creepers. Don’t be a sheep, be a diamond-encrusted creeper on our server!

Crafty Fact Checkers

Accuracy, Authenticity, Checkers, Crafty, credibility, current events, digital footprint, fact, fact check, investigation, Misinformation, News, Online platforms, online presence, Politics, scrutiny, social media, trump, Truth, truth social, tweets, twitter, Verification

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9841
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Villages Defended:	5	Divine Spears Created:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1732	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44

Are you tired of boring old Twitter drama? Come join our Minecraft server where we have Trump tweeting up a storm! Witness outrageous tweets that will make your head spin, like him challenging players to build a wall around his castle or declaring war on the Ender Dragon. Don’t miss out on the madness, join now and experience the chaos for yourself! #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain 🤣🔥🐲

MineFantasy: Endwalker Edition – Crafting & Cactuars Galore!

Aether, Benchmark, Cactuars, Crafting, Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test, Crystal PF, Crystarium Bar, DAWNTRAIL, early access, Eden Raids, Edition, endwalker, Final Fantasy, Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration, Free Companies, Galore, gilgamesh, Labyrinth of the Ancients MINE Run, Linkshells, MEETUPS, MineFantasy, Promotional Site, PvP Series 5, release date, Resources

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	260
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7595	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’re launching early access on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT, so get ready to dive into a world like no other. Our release date is set for Tuesday, July 2, 2024, but why wait when you can join the fun early?

But wait, there’s more! We have a Final Fantasy XVI collaboration event happening right now until Wednesday, May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT. Battle alongside your favorite Final Fantasy characters in a quest for glory and loot!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we’re also hosting a Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test until Patch 7.0. Travel between data centers like a boss and show off your skills to players from around the world.

Don’t forget about our PvP Series 5 event happening until Patch 7.0. Show off your combat prowess and dominate the competition to earn exclusive rewards.

Looking for resources, free companies, or linkshells? We’ve got you covered with our handy guide at rentry.org/xivgresources6. Join meetups like the Crystal PF Labyrinth of the Ancients MINE Run on April 14 at 6:00 PM EDT, or the Gilgamesh, Aether, Crystarium Bar Eden Raids on April 15th at 6:00 PM EDT. It’s going to be a blast!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden treasures and make new friends along the way. Previous players can attest to the craziness that awaits, so don’t miss out on the fun!

Unsatisfied Miners

#cantgetenough, #cantgetnosatisfaction, #earworm, #musiclover, #neverenough, #rockandroll, #rollingstones, classic, classicrock, Frustrated, Frustration, hey, Lyrics, Memories, miners, Music, Nostalgia, repeat, rockmusic, satisfaction, song, unsatisfied

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5052
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Mines Excavated:	1153	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Dimension Hops:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t get no satisfaction? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of diamond-loving llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in less than 5 minutes. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a wooden sword and a bucket of lava.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of never knowing what crazy adventure awaits around the next block. Satisfaction guaranteed… or your diamonds back!

Villager Reality TV: Where Creeper Drama and Enderman Fashion Collide!

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5974
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Villages Defended:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	418	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Are you tired of watching dubcrap and questioning the sanity of “anime fans”? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the madness! Join us and escape the clutches of dubcrap with our epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans. We promise you’ll never have to suffer through bad voice acting again! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. So come join us and experience the insanity for yourself!

Dr. Creeper’s Laser Clinic: Where Even the Zombies Get a Glow Up!

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	114
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting or unique? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and thought they were just playing a regular game of Minecraft. Little did they know, they stumbled upon a secret hidden feature – a Medical Grade Laser! Yes, you read that right. This laser wasn’t just any ordinary laser, it had the power to heal players, cure zombie pigmen, and even give you a fabulous new haircut!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. And if you’re lucky, you might even come across a magical unicorn that grants wishes (as long as your wish is for more diamonds).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wacky, wild, and downright weird world of Minecraft like never before! Just remember, always wear your sunglasses when using the Medical Grade Laser. Trust us, you’ll thank us later.

Palsaut Pakesin’s Pixel Party: Where Creepers Dance and Endermen Sing!

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7227
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	429	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Oh, honey, “Palsaut Pakesin” is not just a song, it’s the hottest Minecraft server in town! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll find a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of chocolate blocks. Yes, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE BLOCKS! And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – the server is run by a group of talking llamas who are experts in building epic roller coasters that will make you scream with delight (and maybe a little fear). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join “Palsaut Pakesin” and let the adventure begin!

NinjaCraft – Where Vtubers and Gamers Unite!

Archive, claude, discussion, FANART, Fujo, Gamers, Graduation, Guide, hornyposting, iluna, KRISIS, Luxiem, male vtubers, nijisanji en, NinjaCraft, Noctyx, pregposting, Thread, twitter, unite, Vtubers, WATCHALONG, xsoleil, Yume

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8487
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Mines Excavated:	1384	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can chill with Luxiem, Noctyx, ILUNA, XSOLEIL, Krisis, and Claude? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all your virtual vtuber needs!

Luxiem will serenade you with his angelic voice, Noctyx will keep you on your toes with his mysterious aura, ILUNA will dazzle you with her magical abilities, XSOLEIL will bring the sunshine wherever he goes, Krisis will keep you entertained with his wild antics, and Claude will claw his way into your heart.

Join our server for a chance to witness epic battles, crazy adventures, and heartwarming moments with these virtual superstars. And don’t forget to engage in fujo, yume, pregposting, and hornyposting – it’s all encouraged here!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft server and experience a world like no other, where the virtual meets the absurd in the most hilarious way possible. See you there, fellow vtuber enthusiasts!