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DumbCraft SMP: IQ Test Fail

DumbCraft, Fail, inability to adapt, inability to learn from mistakes, inability to see different perspectives, inability to understand complex concepts, lack of analytical skills, lack of common sense, lack of creativity, lack of critical thinking, lack of curiosity, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of focus, lack of intellectual curiosity, lack of self-awareness, limited vocabulary, poor communication skills, poor decision making, poor memory retention, poor problem solving skills, signs of low intelligence, slow processing speed, smp, test

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7486
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Runes Activated:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19

Lol, bro, if they ain’t playin’ on this Minecraft SMP, then they definitely ain’t smart. Like, this server is where all the big brain players hang out, ya know? We got diamonds for days, like literally raining from the sky. And our mobs? Oh man, they’re like super chill and will totally give you free hugs. Plus, our admin once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of evil villagers. True story, bro. So yeah, if you wanna prove you’re not a total noob, you gotta join this server ASAP. Trust me, it’s where all the cool kids are at.

YouthCraft – Nostalgia Edition

“Youth, carefree days, cartoons, childhood memories, Curiosity, Edition, family time, freedom, Friends, growing up, imagination, Innocence, Laughter, Nostalgia, playing outside, Recess, School days, Simplicity, Toys, Wonder, YouthCraft, youthful energy

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2240
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5531	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Remember when you were a kid and you could spend hours building epic forts out of pillows and blankets? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can relive those glory days and build the most insane forts you can imagine!

Join us and become the ultimate fort builder, battling against other players in epic pillow fights and blanket wars. But be warned, the stakes are high – the loser has to do the dishes for a week!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner fort-building warrior!

Quantum Craft: Graphene Discovery

advanced materials, Carbon-based materials, condensed matter physics, Craft, discovery, electronic properties, experimental physics, graphene, Graphene research, innovation, materials science, nanomaterials, nanotechnology, new class, PHYSICS., Quantum, quantum computing, Quantum Mechanics, quantum states, research, scientists, Technology

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1552
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ores Mined:	9707	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got scientists discoverin’ new class of quantum states in graphene up in dis bish! Like, who even knew graphene could be so lit, amirite?

Join us and witness the mind-blowing experiments happenin’ right before your blocky eyes. We got mad scientists doin’ all sorts of crazy shizz, like makin’ pigs fly and turnin’ creepers into friendly lil’ pets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so next level, we got portals to alternate dimensions where you can battle zombie unicorns and ride on rainbow llamas. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the drugs, man.

So come on over and be a part of the most mind-bendin’, jaw-droppin’, graphenin’ experience of your Minecraft life. Trust us, you won’t wanna miss out on this quantum state party!

Canopy

campground, CANOPY, collaboration, Community Builds, Datapacks, Discord, dynamic map, Events, Feedback, Fun Environment, hard mode, hats, Hermitcraft-like, laid back, Moderation, new friends, Semi Vanilla, shopping mall, soft border, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8862
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Void Armor Forged:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Settings	Hard Mode Survival, 1.21.0, Vanilla
Features	Soft Border Semi-Vanilla Dynamic Map New Hats Datapacks Community Builds
Join Us	Server IP: canopymc.net Discord: https://canopymc.net/discord Dynmap: https://canopymc.net/map

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, the server is vanilla with a few plugins for moderation.
What is the average player age?	Our average player age is early to mid-20’s.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, we typically host fun events each week.
Can I explore beyond the soft border?	You are free to explore beyond the soft border, but be aware that anything outside the 8K soft border may be deleted for future content.
Are there any protection plugins on the server?	No, we have only added plugins that have no effect on the vanilla feel, such as no TPA or land protecting plugins.

EcoCraft Space Odyssey 1.20.4

1.20.4, 931076889, EcoCraft, like that, long tail tags, odyssey, Space

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1022
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ores Mined:	9516	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	37

Bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows but with creepers and zombies too!

You can build your own epic castle and then battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles that will make your heart race faster than a cat chasing a laser pointer!

And the best part? You can ride on the backs of dragons and fly through the sky like a majestic superhero!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

DatelessDweebs Minecraft SMP

appearance pressure, beauty bias, body image, confidence issues, DatelessDweebs, dating challenges, Dating confidence, dating difficulties, dating expectations, dating frustrations, dating insecurities, dating struggles, Insecurity, lack of attraction, low self-worth, Minecraft, negative perceptions, rejection, self esteem, smp, societal beauty standards, Unattractive people

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1023
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13

OMG, so like, have you heard about this totally epic Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, the best thing ever, bro! Like, they have diamonds for days and the admins are like, super cool and give out free enchanted gear all the time. Plus, there’s this one time where a creeper blew up the entire spawn and everyone had to rebuild from scratch, but it was so fun and chaotic, LOL.

And get this, they have this crazy rule where if you die, you have to do a silly dance IRL before you can respawn. It’s so hilarious watching people try to floss while fighting off zombies, I can’t even. And the best part is, they have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Like, what even is that? But it’s so awesome, you have to see it to believe it.

So yeah, if you’re tired of boring old SMP servers and want to join a wacky, wild, and totally bonkers community, then you HAVE to join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

CraftyShitSurvivor

Adversity, coping mechanisms, CraftyShitSurvivor, emotional baggage, emotional resilience., emotional scars, Hardship, healing, inner strength, life experiences, mental health, mental toughness, overcoming challenges, past struggles, personal growth, resilience, resilience building, survivor, tough times, Trauma, Trauma recovery

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4185
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Zombie Dances:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

If they haven’t joined our Minecraft server yet! Trust us, after surviving a zombie apocalypse, navigating through a maze of creepers, and battling a dragon in the Nether, you’ll come out the other side a true Minecraft warrior. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from griefers and trolls. So come on, join us and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

MegaEmbassyMC Server

activism, Chinese, clash, Conflict, controversy, demonstration, Diplomatic, foreign relations, Government, International, London, mega-embassy, MegaEmbassyMC, opposition, Police, Political unrest, Protesters, public outcry, Rally, Server, uk

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1528
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mines Excavated:	4825	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	389

come join our epic minecraft server where you can clash with other players in epic battles just like protesters clashing with police outside a mega-embassy in london! build your own mega-embassy and show off your diplomatic skills as you negotiate with other players for resources. who needs real life drama when you can have all the chaos and excitement in minecraft? join now and experience the thrill of virtual protests and police clashes like never before!

PixelPewPew: RussianRageQuit

Attack, command post, Conflict, Destruction, eastern europe, Eliminated, entire, Geopolitics, HIMARS, international relations, Military, Missile System, nato, PixelPewPew, Precision, Russian, RussianRageQuit, strike, Target, Ukraine, War, WARFARE

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7652
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Votes:	8418
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	409
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have HIMARS strike that ‘eliminated’ entire russian command post in ukraine! yasss, you heard it right, we have real life military action happening in our minecraft world. join us for the thrill of dodging missiles while building your dream castle. who needs boring old survival mode when you can have explosions and chaos at every turn? plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing all day long. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the insanity for yourself!

Rapid Weight Loss Dementia – Crafty Minds

aging, alzheimer’s, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, Crafty, dementia, Diagnosis, early detection, health, Loss, Medical, Memory Loss, mental health, Minds.., nutrition, Prevention, Rapid, rapid weight loss, research, risk factors, study, Symptoms, weight, weight loss

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	738
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

HEY U! YEAH U! R U BORED OF PLAYIN THE SAME OLD BORIN MINECRAFT SERVERS? WELL, DO I HAVE THE SERVER FOR U! THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, IT’LL MAKE U LOSE WEIGHT SO FAST U MIGHT FORGET UR OWN NAME!

WE’VE GOT CRAZY MINIGAMES LIKE “HUNGRY HIPPOS” WHERE U RACE AGAINST OTHER PLAYERS TO EAT THE MOST FOOD IN A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF TIME. AND IF U WIN, U GET A SPECIAL PRIZE THAT’LL MAKE U FEEL LIKE U’RE IN A WHOLE NEW DIMENSION!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR BUILD BATTLES ARE SO INTENSE, U MIGHT ACTUALLY FORGET HOW TO SPELL “DIAMOND”! AND IF U BUILD THE BEST CREATION, U’LL BE REWARDED WITH A GOLDEN PICKAXE THAT CAN MINE DIAMONDS IN ONE HIT!

SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY, WILD, AND WEIGHT-LOSIN’ SERVER! U MIGHT END UP FORGETTIN’ WHERE U ARE, BUT U’LL NEVER FORGET THE FUN U HAD!