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The Married Miner Minecraft Server

anger, attraction, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional turmoil, fawning, HEARTBREAK, Insecurity, Loss, Marriage, MARRIED, Minecraft, miner, misunderstanding, polaroids, reconciliation, reddit, regret, relationship, self reflection, Server, teenage love

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	550
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Magic Items Found:	1590

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you question your sanity!

Are you ready to experience the thrill of building pixelated worlds while also navigating the complexities of relationships? Our server offers a unique twist where your in-game actions can impact your real-life connections.

Picture this: you stumble upon some old Minecraft screenshots from when you first started playing. Your Minecraft crush from back then is now your in-game spouse, and things start to get steamy. But be careful, one wrong move and your real-life partner might not be too happy about your virtual flirtations.

With drama, humor, and plenty of pixelated adventures, our server is the perfect blend of chaos and creativity. So why wait? Join now and see where the blocks may fall!

NoobCraftersUnited

areas for improvement, collective flaws, collective weaknesses, common deficiencies, common inadequacies, common weaknesses, general inadequacies, general incompetence, general ineptitude, global weaknesses, human limitations, NoobCraftersUnited, shared faults, shared shortcomings, something everyone is bad at, typical failings, universal challenges, universal struggles, widespread imperfections, widespread incompetence

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7304
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Void Gems Collected:	33	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Chimeras Created:	1

Have you ever tried to milk a creeper? Yeah, not a pretty sight. But fear not, because on our server, we have the most skilled creeper milkers in the land! Join us for a chance to witness this rare and hilarious spectacle, and maybe even try your hand at it yourself (at your own risk, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships. That’s right, we have chickens riding on pigs, wielding swords, and battling it out in epic jousting matches. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not just about building and surviving, but also about ridiculous and unforgettable experiences, then look no further. Join us today and become a part of our wacky and wonderful community!

Superior Ethnostate Minecraft Server

cultural exchange, dicked around, ease of transport, ethnostate, hillbillies, homogenous, large bodies of water, Mediterranean, Minecraft, Ostriches, powerful empires, re-tart, sand-head, Server, superior, Trade, White

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1678
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Falling into the Void:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you a superior white homogenous ethnostate! Because everyone knows that the key to a successful empire is cultural exchange…just look at all those ancient empires around the Mediterranean, they were practically swimming in diversity!

Join us and avoid getting dicked around by re-tart hillbillies. We offer a safe haven for all ostriches and sand-heads looking to escape the chaos of the outside world. Plus, our server is located on a giant body of water for easy transport and trade…because who needs roads when you have boats?

So come on over and join the fun, because nothing says “successful empire” like a bunch of Minecraft players building a white ethnostate together. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of something truly outrageous!

Dust Settlers Minecraft SMP – Beryl Bros Win

achievement, aftermath, BeryL, Berylbros, bros, Competition, Conclusion, Contest, dust, dust settled, end result, Final Result, Minecraft, now.., outcome, Reflection, resolution, satisfaction, Settlers, settling scores, smp, success, triumph, Victorious, Victory, WIN

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5678
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Love Letters Sent:	13
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Void Armor Forged:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and a whole lot of chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild herd of llamas appears and starts a dance party. Or how about the time we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato just because?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of chicken overlords who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathery tyranny?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and become part of the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft community out there. Let’s show those Berylbros who’s boss!

PT Jerk-Off Jokes: AITA Edition

aita, Apology, Argument, Boundaries, boundaries crossed, Boyfriend, Communication, Context, DISRESPECTFUL, Edition, Friends, hurtful, inappropriate, Jerkoff, jokes, misunderstanding, Morals, partner, physical therapist, relationship, Respect, Understanding

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4288
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your boyfriend’s PT jokes? Look no further! Join our server for a truly jaw-dropping experience that will leave you questioning your morals and respect for your partner of 4 years.

Our server is so crazy, even your PT friend might join in on the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret PT jerk-off club in one of our virtual worlds.

But don’t worry, we promise it’s all just a joke! Just like your boyfriend’s excuses for his inappropriate behavior. So come join us and see why getting into arguments over PT jokes is just the beginning of the insanity on our server.

RegretCraft SMP: Oopsies!

acceptance, Choices, forgiveness, hindsight, learning from mistakes, lessons learned, letting go, Life, living with regrets, looking back, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, moving forward, Oopsies, overcoming regrets, past decisions, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, second chances, self improvement, smp

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9307
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Are you tired of regretting not joining the most epic Minecraft SMP of all time? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your regrets!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper pranks, diamond-stealing shenanigans, and epic battles with the Ender Dragon (who may or may not have a secret crush on one of our admins).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to regret, because on our server, the only thing you’ll regret is not joining sooner!

WeirdWebCrafts

BIZARRE, bizarre findings, bizarre internet findings, Curiosity, discovery, internet, Internet Mysteries, odd, Oddities, ONLINE, peculiar, peculiarities, strange, strange discoveries, strange internet phenomena, unearthed, UNUSUAL, unusual online discoveries, weird, weird internet findings, WeirdWebCrafts

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6979
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Void Gems Collected:	18	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Have you ever stumbled upon a Minecraft server where pigs ride on top of flying llamas while shooting lasers out of their eyes? No? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the cha-cha, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of TNT and obsidian who roams the land, challenging players to epic build battles for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence, come join us and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Auction, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Clans, cs go, Dance, Deathrun, Duels, Egg wars, feelings, football, Friends, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hockey, Hookahs, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, minecraft server, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Pets, Private, promo code, Quake, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spit, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, TNT-Ran, tops, Transport, weapons, Weddings

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4634
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Falling into the Void:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	New Chunks Explored:	565142
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

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CraftyCraze – Minecraft Server

Build Ideas, Comfy forest, CraftyCraze, Curseforge, FAQ, Feedback, guides, inspiration, java, legacy accounts, Minecraft, Modded minecraft, modpacks, Mods, mojang, optimization mods, PFAA, pollymc, PolyMC, prism launcher, Reikapack, Server, server authentication, Servers, Tall trees

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7599
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cozy as a warm hug from a creeper? Look no further than our Comfy Forest and Tall Trees edition! Join us for discussions on modded Minecraft, share your projects, get feedback on your builds, and more!

In other news, all legacy/java/Mojang accounts have been brutally murdered. But fear not, you can still play the game without a Microsoft account using our top-secret links!

Need mods? We got ’em! Want optimization mods? We got those too! Got shafted by M$ and can’t authenticate your server? We have a solution for that too!

Join us for a wild ride through the forest of mods, inspiration, and general shenanigans. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon one of our secret servers like PFAA or Reikapack. It’s a jungle out there, but we promise it’s worth it!

Why Wasnt He In Space Marine 2? – Minecraft SMP

Character, game continuity, game design, game development, Game lore, game production, game release, game sequel, game series, game speculation, gaming industry, Marine, Minecraft, missing character, plot hole, Sequel, smp, Space, Space Marine, space marine 2, space marine franchise, Storyline, video game, video game character, WASNT

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	599
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We have a secret underground base where we hold epic PvP battles every Friday night, and the winner gets a diamond block shaped like a llama! Plus, our admin once fought off a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod – true story! So why wasn’t he in Space Marine 2? Because he’s too busy running the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

OuchCraft SMP: Painful Moments

#excruciating, accident, Agony, anguish, cause, discomfort, Distress, emotional, Experience, hurt, Incident, injury, INTENSE, long-lasting, MOMENTS, OuchCraft, PAINFUL, Physical, smp, Suffering, Torment, Trauma, Unbearable, worst pain

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5079
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	14

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the worst pain you’ve ever felt is not from falling into lava or getting blown up by a creeper, but from laughing so hard at the ridiculous shenanigans that go down on our server.

From epic pranks that will leave you questioning your sanity to intense PvP battles that will have you on the edge of your seat, this server is not for the faint of heart. But hey, who needs a boring old survival experience when you can have a wild ride filled with chaos and laughter?

So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!