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BasedChudVsIntRannyMinecraftSMP

/pol/ack, Alt-Right, Based, BasedChudVsIntRannyMinecraftSMP, BBC, Chud, controversial, cringe, current events, debate, Global Issues, identity politics, Int, international discussion, internet culture, ITT, online forum, Political, ranny, sissie, social media

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4351
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old basic houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only way to survive is by engaging in intense political debates and international discussions. Are you a based /pol/ack chud ready to dominate the server with your superior intellect? Or are you a /int/ranny cringe BBC sissie looking to prove your worth in the virtual world? Either way, this server is the perfect place for you to show off your skills and make some enemies along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Socially Awkward Crafters: Where avoiding people is a skill!

anxiety, avoidance, avoidance behavior, avoidance patterns, avoidant personality disorder, Avoiding, awkward, coping mechanisms, Crafters, fear, ISOLATION, mental health, people, Problems, running away, seeking help, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-care, self-destructive behaviors, skill, social anxiety, socially, Support, Therapy

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1513
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Buildings Constructed:	47	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of dealing with real-life responsibilities and interactions? Do you find yourself constantly running away from everything like a chicken with its head cut off? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you!

Join our server where you can avoid all your problems, just like the owner who also has avoidant personality disorder! We promise you won’t have to face any pesky responsibilities or social interactions here. In fact, we encourage you to run away from everything, even yourself!

So come join us on this wild adventure of avoidance and escapism. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to hide in?

Blocky Blunders: The Ultimate Minecraft Server Experience!

Accuracy, Authenticity, BELIEF, blocky, Blunders, confirmation, credibility, Debunking, doubt, Evidence, Experience, fact-checking, inquiry, investigation, is this true, Minecraft, proof, Questioning, Server, skepticism, trustworthiness, Truth, Ultimate, uncertainty, validity, Verification

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7250
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Potions Brewed:	132
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	New Chunks Explored:	954544
Holy Grails Found:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle! Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on a pig through a maze of exploding creepers, battle a giant chicken boss that shoots laser beams out of its eyes, and even participate in a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies! Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

IndecisiveCraft: Where even the creepers can’t make up their minds!

analysis paralysis, Choices, Confused, CREEPERS, Decision making, Dilemma, hesitant, indecisive, IndecisiveCraft, inner conflict, Minds.., mixed feelings, overthinking, pros and cons, second guessing, Struggling, stuck in limbo, torn between, uncertainty, Unsure, vacillating, Wavering, weighing options

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9741
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a rainbow unicorn riding a flying pig while shooting laser beams out of its eyes!

Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Want to fight a dragon made out of cheese? Done. How about building a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Easy peasy.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays golden eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep underground.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and experience the most mind-blowing, jaw-dropping, pants-wetting Minecraft adventure of all time? Don’t miss out, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

CraftyNiji – Where Nijisanji EN Fans Unite to Build, Explore, and LOL!

BUILD, CraftyNiji, discordfags, ethyria, Explore, falseflaggers, Fans, Graduated Livers, ignore bait, iluna, KRISIS, lazulight, lol, Luxiem, Nijisanji, nijisanji en, Nijisanji EN YouTube, Noctyx, numberfags, obsydia, samefags, shitposting, Teamup Schedule, ttt, unite, watch streams, xsoleil

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5700
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Chimeras Created:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all you block-building enthusiasts out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a redstone contraption gone wrong. Our server is like the Nijisanji EN YouTube channels on steroids – with more drama, more laughs, and more virtual shenanigans than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at.

From the chaotic realm of LazuLight to the mystical lands of Ethyria, our server is a melting pot of creativity and chaos. Rumor has it that the Luxiem district is haunted by ghostly Endermen who love to photobomb your screenshots. And don’t even get us started on the ILUNA faction – those guys throw the best block parties in town!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember to watch out for bait, shitposting, and falseflaggers – because in our world, anything can happen!

ZombieCraft: Where even the undead can’t resist our killer gameplay! RIP ‘> daughter dies’

acceptance, coping with loss, DAUGHTER, daughter dies, dealing with death, death, dies, emotional maturity, emotional pain, Emotional support, family tragedy, gameplay, Grief, grief counseling, healing, Killer, life challenges, Loss, mature response, mourning, moving on, personal growth, resilience, Resist, RIP, strength, Undead, ZombieCraft

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	393
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with crybabies on other Minecraft servers? Join our server where we don’t tolerate any whining – unless it’s from the zombies getting their butts kicked by our players! We promise you won’t hear any “Waaah waaah” here, just epic adventures and endless fun. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, your Minecraft skills will skyrocket to epic levels and you’ll become the ultimate block-building master. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and leave the crybabies behind!

Crafty Down Under: Aussie Memes and Political Shenanigans Server

assailants, Aus, Aussie, Australia, Bodies, bondi junction, central west, Crafty, crime, investigation, memes, murder, News, POL, Police, Political, School, Server, Shenanigans, shipping container, shopping centre, Stabbing, Sydney, teenagers, violence, West

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2501
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’s like a lava pool in the Nether.

Join us for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera in the End dimension.

Need a break from building? Take a stroll through our virtual shopping center where you might just run into a zombie or two doing some retail therapy.

Feeling competitive? Challenge other players to a PvP battle that’s more intense than a creeper explosion.

With so much excitement happening on our server, you’ll never want to log off. So come join us and let the chaos begin!

Crafty Dragons – Minecraft Server for Dragon Enthusiasts!

Archiver, augments, capcom, character creator, core skills, Crafty, Cycle, dd2, ddg, Dragon.., dragon’s Dogma, dragons, enthusiasts, hired pawn, Minecraft, op, PABG edition, patch notes, Pawn Sheet, pawnguild, pawns, Server, Skills, Steam, survey, Thread, Wiki

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6025
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5534
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magic Items Found:	2216	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server with a PABG (Pawn’s Adventure Battle Grounds) edition!

Imagine a world where you can create your own pawn and battle it out with other players in epic quests and adventures. Official Capcom Survey? We don’t need that, we’ve got our own crazy surveys that will have you laughing for days.

Patch Notes? Who needs those when you can experience the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next! And don’t even get us started on our Dragon’s Dogma 2 Skills, Core Skills, and Augments – they’re so powerful, they’ll make your head spin!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a battle against a dragon with a pawn as your trusty sidekick. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

LOLcraft: The Lmao Server – Where Creeper explosions are just a punchline away!

1. Lmao, 10. Satire, 11. Relationships, 12. Dating, 13. Life lessons, 14. Reality check, 15. Truth hurts, 16. Funny, 17. Hilarious, 18. Women’s perspective, 19. Generation gap, 2. Moids, 20. Stereotypes., 3. Hit the wall, 4. Fast, 5. Humor, 6. Men, 7. Aging, 8. Gender dynamics, 9. Social commentary, creeper, explosions, lmao, LolCraft, PUNCHLINE, Server

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9084
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Zombie Dances:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	20

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the mobs move at a snail’s pace? Well, look no further because on our server, the mobs hit the wall so fast you’ll think they’re speed demons on a mission! Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you try to outmaneuver these lightning-fast mobs and survive the chaos. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to keep up with the moids that hit the wall so fast!

Beep Beep Boop Boop Craft: Where even smoke detectors have a sense of rhythm!

ANNOYING, Beep, beeping, black people, Boop, Community, Craft, Cultural differences, Detectors, fire prevention, Frustration, home safety, household habits, ignorance, inaction, living conditions, maintenance, neglect, noise pollution, racial bias, RESPONSIBILITY, Rhythm, safety hazard, sense, smoke, smoke detectors, Stereotypes

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2404
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Star Shards Collected:	114	Mines Excavated:	2205
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a snoring Enderman? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even smoke detectors can’t handle it! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging creepers while jamming out to the beeping symphony of smoke detectors set to the rhythm of every 5 seconds. It’s like a dubstep concert in the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild, even Herobrine himself is afraid to log on. Rumor has it that he once tried to grief our server, but ended up getting pranked by a group of mischievous pigs who stole his diamond sword and replaced it with a carrot. Now he’s too embarrassed to show his pixelated face around here!

So come on down to our server and join the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft community this side of the End portal. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism for all the outrageous stories you’ll hear. See you in the blocky world, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitchy smoke detector)!

– “OopsCraft” – “FailCraft” – “DerpCraft” – “EpicFailCraft” – “BlunderCraft” – “FailWhaleCraft” – “WhoopsieCraft” – “FacepalmCraft” – “FailFishCraft” – “EpicDerpCraft”

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	292
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Magic Items Found:	1728	Towns Built:	10
Mines Excavated:	3558	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Gods Slained:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	18

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a pack of rabid wolves? Look no further!

Join our server and experience the thrill of trying to survive in a world where getting pregnant is a power move. That’s right, our players are so dedicated to the game that they will stop at nothing to ensure their bloodline continues.

One player was so determined to pass on their genes that they accidentally hurt their in-game partner in the process. But hey, no harm no foul, right? Especially when she ends up giving birth to triplets, all fathered by the same player. Talk about a Minecraft love story for the ages!

So if you’re ready for a server that’s as chaotic and hilarious as it is entertaining, come join us! Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next. Just remember to always use protection…or not, if you’re feeling adventurous.