POL Minecraft Servers

The Man Who Predicted All This Shit Minecraft SMP

atheism, Blood, Caesarism, Communication, Cosmopolises, depopulation, Elites, Engineers, fertility collapse, intellectualism, man, Managerial bloat, materialism, Minecraft, MONEY, POL, political parties, Predicted, religiousness, Resources, Shit, smp, SUICIDE, Transportation, urbanism, veganism

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4236
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Potions Brewed:	92	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Void Armor Forged:	22

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have created a world where /pol/ actually predicted the future! Join us as we navigate through cosmopolises filled with insane transportation methods and communication systems, all while the elites are obsessed with ridiculous things like veganism and futile intellectualism.

But that’s not all – political parties are playing absurd shenanigans, Caesarism is on the rise, and a second religiousness has taken over as materialism and atheism fade away due to a fertility collapse. Our engineers are working tirelessly to keep the machine going, even when resources run dry, and there’s even managerial bloat to spice things up.

So come join us and see if money can truly defeat blood in this wacky world where anything is possible! And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a chud who predicted it all before memes were even a thing. Let’s have some laughs and create some chaos together in this wild Minecraft adventure!

2025 Financial Collapse Minecraft Server

Anon, BITFUCK, Biz, brain cells, collapse, DEBT, debt crisis, Dollar, Financial, financial collapse, inflation, jeets, market rally, Minecraft, POL, Powell, Prices, Server, shitfuck coins, stock market, student debt, trump

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5256
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Endless Night Skies:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Buildings Constructed:	45	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Are you tired of the boring old stock market and Bitfuck prices going full mongoloid on you? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the impending debt crisis that’s looming over the financial world. Our server is like a soft landing for your sanity, with no inflation beast in sight. Forget about those bottom-of-the-barrel shitfuck coins and come join us for some quality meme-filled fun. Who needs daddy Powell when you have a functioning brain cell like yours truly? So come on over and let’s build a virtual world where the only debt crisis is how many diamonds you owe your fellow players.

What The Heck Is This Minecraft SMP Thing /pol/

crash, drone, FLIR camera, Heat, heck, Ice, liquid nitrogen, Minecraft, mq9 reaper drone, NJPD, Orb, photos, POL, Propellers, red orb, shutter speed, smp, sub zero temps, Tech, Water

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1564
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	151
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to uncover the mysteries of the frozen orb! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some alien technology that can freeze drones in mid-air. Imagine the chaos you could cause in PvP battles with that kind of power! Plus, you never know what other strange and bizarre creatures you might encounter in our world. Will you be the one to unravel the secrets of the icy orb, or will you fall victim to its chilling powers? Join now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Steve’s Pol Conquest Minecraft Server

admit defeat, Beautiful Mind, Champion, chuds, conqueror, Conquest, Couch, debate, destiny, fucked, King, Lauren Southern, Minecraft, Nabraska Steve, Nick Fuentes, parents, physically, POL, Seduced, Server, slap, Steven Bonnell II, Steves

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4841
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Zombie Dances:	0
Star Shards Collected:	50	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Are you tired of losing debates to /pol/ and getting physically dominated by them? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, our fearless leader has never lost against /pol/ in a debate or physically! How does he do it, you ask? Let me tell you a little secret – Lauren Southern herself declared that he has the most beautiful mind she has ever encountered. That’s right, Nabraska Steve’s mind is a work of art!

But wait, there’s more! Remember Nick Fuentes, your Champion, your King? Well, our leader seduced and ahem had a little fun with him too. That’s right, he’s not afraid to take on anyone, even your precious Nicky boy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and witness the greatness of our leader as he takes on all challengers, including your parents, your ass, and even your couch. Don’t admit defeat to /pol/ just yet, come join us and see what all the fuss is about!

Crafty Advice Minecraft Server

advice, child support, cousin, Crafty, Cultural differences, family, family dynamics, Gypsy, hit on, international travel, legal implications, long lost relatives, Minecraft, moral dilemmas, personal boundaries, POL, relationship, Romania, Server, single father, States, taboo, Visit

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9910
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Animals Bred:	154
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as my family tree? Look no further! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists, just like my love life. Join us and experience the thrill of dodging child support while exploring a world where anything is possible. Who knows, you might even find love with a distant cousin from Romania – after all, stranger things have happened in my family! So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Pol’s Blocky Minecraft Server

achievement, Argument, blocky, controversy, debate, disagreement, facts, influence, internet, meaningful impact, Minecraft, Online Community, POL, political influence, pols, Server, society, society improvement, Trolls, truth hurts, white race

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8318
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old politics? Want to join a Minecraft server where the only influence you’ll have is on building epic structures and surviving in a crazy world? Look no further than our server!

Join us and leave behind the meaningless trolls of the internet. Here, you can create your own world and make a real impact – like building a giant statue of a potato or creating a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit.

Forget about pol and their lack of achievements – on our server, the only thing you’ll be achieving is having a blast with your fellow gamers. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

#youtube, activism, Awareness, BROKE, controversy, discrimination, equality, internet, Justice, Minecraft, ONLINE, PALS, PIXEL, POL, Political, racism, Reel, Server, shorts, social media, society, trending, Video, viral

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1923
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	15
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena before exploding!

Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. He’s got jokes that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll respawn in real life!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. They throw the wildest parties in all of Minecraft, complete with disco balls made of emeralds and glowstone dance floors.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Blocky Memes Minecraft Server

anti-fascism, blocky, Board, CONSERVATIVE, Domination, far right, FuckingFascists, humor, Humour, internet culture, left wing, Lefty Domination, liberal, MAGA Fetish Edition, meme, memes, Minecraft, POL, political humor, Politics, reddit, satire, Server, Toppest Kek

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3851
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing Lefty Domination By MAGA Fetish Edition! Join us for a wild ride where lefties rule and MAGA enthusiasts drool.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker where we hold dance parties with Bernie Sanders and Donald Trump lookalikes. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you. And don’t even get me started on our pet llama army that we use to take over neighboring servers.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special Reddit board dedicated to our server where you can find the dankest memes and hottest gossip. Join us at https://www.reddit.com/r/FuckingFascists/ for a good time.

So, what are you waiting for? Join Lefty Domination By MAGA Fetish Edition today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for some wild and wacky adventures!

PixelPals Minecraft Server

Alt-Right, anarchist, CONSERVATIVE, extremist, far right, fascist, identity politics, internet culture, liberal, libertarian, Minecraft, Online Community, PixelPals, POL, political affiliation, political beliefs, Political debate, Political discussion, political ideology, political spectrum, Server, social media, Socialist, which one are you

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3255
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Are you a master builder looking to create the dankest memes in Minecraft? Or maybe you’re a redstone wizard who can wire up a trap faster than you can say “kek”? No matter which side of the block you’re on, this server is the place for you!

Join us for epic battles against creepers who have been brainwashed by the Illuminati, or team up with your fellow players to take down the evil Ender Dragon who has been spreading fake news throughout the land.

But beware, for there are rumors of a secret underground base where the legendary Herobrine resides, plotting to turn all of Minecraft into a giant meme. Will you be brave enough to face him and save the world from his trolling ways?

So come on, grab your diamond sword and your enchanted armor, and join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many memes).

Crafty Drug Use Minecraft Server

addiction, alcohol, Based, Caffeine, chemical substances, consciousness modification, Crafty, cringe, DRUG, drug addiction treatment, drug culture, drug enforcement, drug legalization, drug policy, drug rehabilitation, drug use, illegal drugs, Minecraft, nicotine, POL, prescription drugs, recreational drugs, Server, substance abuse

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1663
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Zombie Dances:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magic Items Found:	6875
Votes:	6625	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	253	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all forms of consciousness modification, from caffeine to creepers! /pol/ has deemed our server as the most based place to explore altered states of mind through the use of chemical substances.

Join us if you want to experience the ultimate high of building a castle while under the influence of a pumpkin spice latte. Or maybe you prefer mining for diamonds after a few shots of tequila – the possibilities are endless!

Our players have reported seeing rare mythical creatures like the Ender Dragon riding a unicorn after a few puffs of a virtual joint. And don’t even get us started on the time someone built an entire village out of enchanted mushrooms.

So come join us on our server and get ready to have your mind blown – literally! Who needs reality when you have Minecraft and a bunch of crazy substances to experiment with? It’s a trip you won’t soon forget!

Creeper Charm School

arrogance, attractiveness, beauty standards, Charm, Confidence, creeper, DATING, ENTITLEMENT, fashion, Girls, Grooming, guys, humor, hygiene, intelligence, Manners, misconceptions, Personality, Preferences, relationships, School, Unattractive

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8794
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magic Items Found:	2449
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Void Armor Forged:	30
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a lava pit? Look no further, because our server is filled with more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the creepers are the only ones trying to slide into your DMs.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. That’s right, you’ll be playing alongside the most talented llama architects in the world.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our exclusive in-game events. From llama rodeos to diamond scavenger hunts, we’ve got activities that will make you forget all about real life. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your house blown up by a sneaky creeper, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

FlexCraft: Black Sea Blunders

aggression, Black, Black sea, Blunders, Conflict, cover, Defense, Diplomacy, embarrassing losses, flex, FlexCraft, Geopolitical, international relations, Maritime, Military, naval capabilities, naval mission, power play, russia, sea, SECURITY, strategy, Tension, US official

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7643
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	112
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	392	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

lol u know what’s not embarrassing? joining our minecraft server! we got more action than russia’s navy, that’s for sure. come sail the high seas of blocks and show off your building skills. who needs a naval mission when you can conquer the virtual world with your friends? plus, we have secret treasure hidden all over the map – find it and become the richest player on the server. forget about real life drama, join us for some epic minecraft fun!

DickPicConfidenceCraft

10. Respect, 11. Communication, 12. Self-esteem, 13. Social media, 14. Dating etiquette, 15. Sexual harassment, 16. Personal boundaries, 17. Consent, 18. Online behavior, 19. Gender dynamics, 2. Confidence, 20. Body positivity., 3. Dick pics, 4. Sexting, 5. Online dating, 6. Relationships, 7. Masculinity, 8. Insecurity, 9. Boundaries, DickPicConfidenceCraft, Men

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2064
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Emeralds Found:	5085
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	129	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

so, like, u know those dudes who send dck pics? yeah, they must be like super confident in their junk, amirite? well, if u wanna hang out with some real confident peeps, then u gotta join this minecraft server. we got a whole bunch of players who are so confident in their building skills, they’ll build u a castle in like, 2 minutes flat. and don’t even get me started on the pvp battles – these guys are so confident in their fighting skills, they’ll take on a whole army of creepers with just their bare hands. so if u wanna be surrounded by some seriously confident gamers, then come join us on this server. trust me, it’ll be a dck-pic-sending good time.

PhoneZoneCraft

Attention, BELIEF, cognitive ability, cognitive function, cognitive performance, distraction, Focus, Impact, Mental, Myth, nearby, Performance, PhoneZoneCraft, research, Sight, Smartphone, smartphone effects, smartphone proximity, smartphone use, study, Technology

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4560
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Villages Defended:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	495
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

so like, u ever wonder if ur phone is like, making u dumber? well guess what, on our server, u don’t need to worry about that cuz we got u covered! our server is so lit that ur brain will actually grow bigger just by playing on it. like, we did a study and it showed that having ur phone near u doesn’t make u dumber, but playing on our server actually makes u smarter. it’s like magic, but with blocks and creepers. so come join us and watch ur brain expand like a balloon at a birthday party. u won’t regret it, trust me.

HellRaise Project Minecraft server

banner, detailed information, Discord, external events, HellRaise Project, ISOLATED, Lazy, LICENSED, lower world, Minecraft, Minecraft rating, modified mechanics, rp server, Server, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3982
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Dimension Hops:	11

HellRaise Project is a vanilla LICENSED RP server, the main feature of which is the modified mechanics of the lower world. The RP component of this server implies that when playing on the server a person is first and foremost a server player. Accordingly, the server is completely isolated from external events. Adding to the whitelist occurs through discord. You can also find more detailed information there.

65.108.21.198:25871

HelvetiaNetwork: Where even creepers social distance in SMP!

Bosses, building, Crafting, CREEPERS, custom crafting, custom drops, Distance, Earth, Economy, Factions, Farming, Fishing, HelvetiaNetwork, market, Nations, Network, PvE, PvP, Sieges, smp, Social, Spawners, Towny, villagers, War

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1845
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Star Shards Collected:	294
Buildings Constructed:	30	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Server Name:
Description:	Earth towny PVP\|PVE 2 worlds economy and more!
MC IP:	play.helvetianetwork.com
Discord Invite:	https://discord.gg/w8crhRmMy5
Dynamic World Map:	http://play.helvetianetwork.com:8123/
Website Store:	https://shop.helvetianetwork.com/

FAQ

What are the main features of Helvetia Network?

– Two Earths with PvE and PvP focus
– Crafting, farming, building, economy, and social aspects
– Villager shops, economies, and dynamic drop tables
– Custom crafting recipes and mob drop tables
– Ability to capture creatures with nets
– Special items “Coins” for fair access to premium features
– Custom drops from spawners, fishing, and more

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