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””College Dropout Minecraft SMP””

Boss, campus life, college, comfy, dropout, educated, Failure, free tuition, freedom, Future, GPA, graduate school, higher education, Job Search, low-status job, lunchtime, Minecraft, opportunity, Professor, smp, stipend, Sweater Weather, well-rounded

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4827
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Gods Slained:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Are you tired of the real world crushing your dreams and aspirations? Do you want to escape the horrors of low-status wagie jobs and embrace the comfy life of higher education? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us and experience the joy of being a virtual student, where your GPA doesn’t matter and you can attend school for free while receiving a stipend on top! No need to worry about finding a job after graduation, just focus on building your virtual campus and exploring the freedom of choosing what to do with your time.

Forget dealing with bosses, now your only concern is whether your virtual professor is lazy or incompetent. Enjoy the cozy feeling of being on campus on a cloudy day, wearing a sweater and getting ready to eat a warm virtual lunch.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP and embrace the comfiness of higher education in a virtual world where the future is bright and the possibilities are endless!

Golfing Craze Minecraft Server

Activity, clubs, competitive, CRAZE, driving range, enjoyment, fairway, Fun, Golf, Golfing, greens, hobby, leisure, Minecraft, Outdoor, Putting, Recreation, Relaxation, Server, socializing, sports, SWING, tee time

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2311
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	34	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Are you looking for a place where you can tee off while mining for diamonds? Look no further, because on our server, you can play golf while battling creepers and zombies!

Join us for a round of golf like you’ve never experienced before. Hit a hole-in-one and watch as a herd of pigs stampede across the course, cheering you on. And if you manage to sink a shot from the top of a mountain, a chorus of villagers will serenade you with their best rendition of “Eye of the Enderman.”

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Golfing Golem, a giant iron creature who roams the land challenging players to a game of mini-golf. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of rare treasures and enchanted items.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be playing golf in the most epic way possible? Join us today and see if you have what it takes to conquer the greens and emerge victorious as the ultimate Minecraft golfer!

Confused Minecraft SMP Player

Confused, erp, ERP advice, ERP development, ERP expertise, ERP guidance, ERP help, ERP knowledge, ERP resources, ERP skills, ERP strategies, ERP support, ERP techniques, ERP tips, ERP training, how to ERP, learn to ERP, learning ERP, Minecraft, player, smp, what to do, what to say

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3508
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Enchantments Applied:	72
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	4234

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we take things to a whole new level! We have a dedicated ERP (Extreme Role-Playing) community where you can learn the fine art of ERP in Minecraft.

Join us and immerse yourself in outrageous storylines and crazy adventures with other players. Want to role-play as a talking llama who’s on a mission to save the world from evil villagers? Go for it! How about a ninja turtle who’s trying to find the best pizza in all of Minecraft? The possibilities are endless!

So come on over and join us for some wacky fun and unforgettable experiences. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of Minecraft that you never knew existed!

Gossip Happy Ending Minecraft Server

926955916, Company, controversy, Drama, Edition, Entertainment, Gaming, gossip, Happy, Happy Ending, influencers, Minecraft, News, Online Community, OTK, Rumors, Server, social media, Streamers, streaming, twitch, Updates

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9057
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
New Chunks Explored:	809202	Void Gems Collected:	25
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Enchantments Applied:	87
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, build a house made entirely of TNT, or participate in our annual “Pig Racing Championship” where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary “Ender Dragon Karaoke Night” where even the toughest mobs show off their vocal skills!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

RAMPAGE RECORD LOW Minecraft SMP

005, 172000, Analysis, data, Decrease, Economy, Figures, finance, Impact, long tail, market, Minecraft, Numbers, Performance, Rampage, RECORD, record low, record-breaking, smp, statistics, tags, trend

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1222
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mines Excavated:	2472
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the creepers are friendly, the pigs fly, and the diamonds rain from the sky!

Our server has over 172,000 unique players who all share one thing in common – they’re all just 0.05% sane! That’s right, we only accept the craziest of the crazy to join our ranks. Want to build a house out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against the Ender Dragon? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a good old-fashioned prank war. So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and nothing is off-limits, come join us today! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

127 лвл, airdrops, Anarchy, Auction, Bosses, Buyer, Clans, Competitions, Cosmetics, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Free Admin, Gifts, gold block, Grief, Herobrine, Large Online, Lucky blocks, Naruto, No Dupe, No Wipes, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, tops, Vanilla, Weddings

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2030
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Emeralds Found:	2860	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	21

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

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White Argentina Minecraft Server

argentina, assimilation, Bolivia, brainwashed, brown people, Buenos Aires, cultural identity, demographic shift, denial, European immigrants, Historical revisionism, immigration, Latin America, Latin American immigrants, mestizos, Minecraft, native population, Paraguay, racial makeup, Server, societal change, White, white population

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1765
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Votes:	9707
Buildings Constructed:	22	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Dragons Tamed:	3	Animals Bred:	127
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as diverse as Argentina’s population? Look no further! Our server used to be 85% white blocks, but now we’ve got a mix of all colors – just like Buenos Aires! Join us and experience the thrill of being replaced by brown blocks while denying that the server was ever white. Our players are brainwashed into believing that the true Minecraftian is the mestizo block, so come join the fun and watch as our world transforms before your very eyes. Don’t miss out on this crazy adventure – join us now!

Heem Love Edition Minecraft SMP

145503091, Breakup, Closure, Edition, emotions, forgiveness, former, healing, HEARTBREAK, heem, letting go, love, Love Edition, Memories, Minecraft, moving on, Nostalgia, personal growth, Reflection, relationship, romance, Self Discovery, self love, smp

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	999
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the SMP for you! Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Our diamond ore is actually made of chocolate, so you can satisfy your sweet tooth while mining for resources.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing pigs who throw the most epic raves you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where all the mobs are actually llamas in disguise.

So why wait? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new world of craziness and fun!

Funny Girl’s Minecraft Server

amusing, comedy, Doobie, Entertaining, friendship, funny, funny bonding, funny conversations, funny experiences, funny friends, funny girl, funny interactions, Funny Moments, funny personalities, funny quotes, funny situations, getting along, Girls, humor, Humorous, Laughter, Minecraft, Server, socializing

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3407
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as your Aunt Sally after one too many margaritas? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all the misfits, weirdos, and meme-lovers out there!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are as hilarious as they are talented at building giant phallic structures out of blocks. We’ve got mini-games that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget to breathe, and epic battles that will make you question your sanity (in the best way possible).

And rumor has it, Doobie and Sally are already besties on the server, pulling pranks on unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go. So if you want to join in on the fun, come on over and see what all the fuss is about. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry, because on our server, the only rule is to have a good time!

This Is Not A Drill Minecraft SMP

baby boomers, Boomers, drill, economic trends, Financial Advice, financial news, investing, investment strategies, market analysis, market sell off, market sell signals, market volatility, Minecraft, retirement planning, retirement savings, SELL SELL SELL, selling stocks, smp, stock market, stock market crash, THIS IS NOT A DRILL, wealth management

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6889
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Runes Activated:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further, because our server is run by a group of wild boomers who are selling everything they can get their hands on! From enchanted diamond swords to rare blocks of cheese, you never know what these crazy boomers will try to sell next. Join now for a chance to haggle with them and see what kind of wacky deals you can make. Who knows, you might even walk away with a pet llama named Gertrude or a flying pig named Sir Oinksalot. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join today and get ready to SELL SELL SELL!