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PissyClosetRageCraft

Alcoholics, alcoholism, bathroom, Bed.., BF, Drunk, emotional outburst, family history, Friends, HIGH, Kids, losing it, love, Marriage, new years, Party, pissed in closet, PissyClosetRageCraft, relationships, unstable relationship, verbal abuse

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7049
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Magic Items Found:	7597
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Votes:	3617
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Steve got super drunk and high at our New Year’s party.

Picture this: it’s 8AM and Steve is still going strong, drinking with his friend like there’s no tomorrow. When he finally decides to call it a night, he ends up peeing inside his closet instead of the bathroom. Classic Steve move, am I right?

But wait, it gets better. When confronted about his drunken shenanigans, Steve denies everything and blames it on his high state of mind. Talk about passing the buck! And when things escalate, he pulls the ultimate card and breaks up with his partner because they dared to call him out on his BS.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, from anger to guilt to pure disbelief. Who needs reality TV when you have Steve and his wild antics? So come on in and experience the chaos for yourself – just make sure to pee in the right place!

Blockheads R Us

anti-intellectualism, attention span, Blockheads, cognitive decline, critical thinking, cultural decline, dumbing down, education, information overload, intellectual laziness, intelligence, knowledge decay, lack of curiosity, Media influence, Misinformation, social media, societal trends, societal values, society, Technology

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9860
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Ores Mined:	9273	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Are you tired of living in a world where people can’t even spell “potato” correctly? Do you find yourself face-palming at the sheer stupidity of humanity on a daily basis? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and experience a world where intelligence reigns supreme! Our players are so smart, they’ve actually figured out how to build functioning time machines using nothing but redstone and a few sticks of dynamite. Want to debate the finer points of quantum physics while battling a horde of creepers? You can do that here!

But that’s not all – we also offer classes in advanced astrophysics, medieval history, and underwater basket weaving. Our players have even discovered a secret portal to a parallel universe where everyone communicates solely through interpretive dance. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server!

So if you’re tired of feeling like the smartest person in the room (because let’s face it, you probably are), come join us on our Minecraft server and bask in the glow of intellectual superiority. Who knows, you might even learn something new – like how to calculate the square root of a potato.

Hotdog Ban Server

authoritarian rule, Ban, Censorship, culinary restrictions, Dictatorship, food restrictions, government control, hotdog, hotdogs, human rights violations, Kim dynasty, Kim Jong-un, Kim Jong-un policies, Kim Jong-un regime, North Korea, North Korean cuisine, oppressive regime, political control, Propaganda, restricted diets, Server, Treason

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	663
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

so, liek, u kno how Kim Jong-un be trippin’ in North Korea, rite? well, get this, he straight up banned hotdogs for his peeps! like, u can’t even cook a hotdog without gettin’ in trouble. it’s like, a legit act of treason or sumthin’. but, guess what? on our minecraft server, u can eat all the hotdogs u want! no Kim Jong-un tellin’ u what to do here, just good times and hotdogs for all! join now and stick it to the man, one hotdog at a time!

Death Day Party

acceptance, acceptance of fate, anniversary, Awareness, contemplation, Cycle, Day, death, destiny, Existence, fate, inevitability, Legacy, Life, long tail: passing of time, mortality, mortality awareness, Party, passing, realization, Reflection, reflection on life and death, Remembrance, Time

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2903
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2

join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of celebrating your own death anniversary every year without even realizing it!

we have a special plugin that randomly selects a day each year where your character dies in-game and you have to throw a virtual party to commemorate the occasion.

imagine the chaos as players scramble to gather supplies and build elaborate monuments in honor of their fallen avatars.

plus, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with zombie pigmen wearing party hats – because why not?

so come join us and embrace the madness on our server where death is just another reason to throw a wild celebration!

Pixel Park Playgrounds

children, community program, efforts, environmental factors, green space, health, Kids, Neighborhoods, outdoor activities, park, PIXEL, playgrounds, policy interventions, public health, Reduce, screen time, study, Technology, unequal access, University of Michigan, Urban planning, weakened, wellbeing

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4125
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Mines Excavated:	2871	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Divine Spears Created:	27	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our EPIC Minecraft server, where the grass is greener and the screen time is leaner! We got so much green space, you’ll think you’re in a virtual jungle!

Our community program is off the chain, helping you reduce that pesky screen time so you can spend more time building epic structures and slaying zombies. But watch out, cuz in neighborhoods without green space, the screen time monsters are lurking around every pixelated corner!

So come on down to our server and let’s get wild in the wilderness of Minecraft! Who needs real green space when you got our virtual paradise? Join now and start your pixelated adventure today!

New SMP Launch Whitelist

100 players, Active, Civilization, Community, Discord, Events, fresh start, Fun, Gaming, invite, java, Join, Launch, multiplayer, Players, Season, Server, Simulate, smp, Social, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7727
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Buildings Constructed:	38	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	GreatUncle’s Server
Events	100 player Civilization events and more
Community	Friendly and active community
Players	Over 10 players consistently daily
Platform	Java

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Add greatuncleessa on discord and ask for an invite.

Q: What events do you host on the server?

A: We host events like 100 player Civilization simulations and more.

Q: How many players are usually online?

A: We have over 10 players consistently playing daily.

Q: Is there a new season starting soon?

A: Yes, we recently launched a new season so everyone is starting fresh.

Lumber Crafters 1.21.2

1.21.2, action, Adventure, attack on titan, berserk, Blood, chainsaw man, ChainsAws, Crafters, dark fantasy, Demon Slayer, Demons, Denji, devil hunters, Gore, Horror, Lumber, Makima, manga series, shonen jump, Supernatural, violence, War Manga

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4615
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Void Armor Forged:	17
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Divine Spears Created:	18

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a war manga come to life! Picture this: you’re battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles, just like in your favorite manga series.

But wait, there’s more! You can build your own fortress and defend it against enemy raids, just like a badass warrior.

And get this – there are special events where you can team up with your friends to take down powerful bosses and claim epic loot. It’s like living out your wildest manga fantasies in blocky form.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate warrior in this insane Minecraft server!

MediCraft Server: AITA for blocking a friend with health issues?

active online, aita, antibiotics, anxious avoidant problem, Blocking, Communication, er, Excuses, facebook, Friend, Gaslighting, health, Hospital, ignoring, INFECTIONS, Issues, medical issues, MediCraft, mentally bad spot, Mother, overwhelmed, resting, Server, Space, stressful, Support, Updates

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5721
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Falling into the Void:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Crops Grown:	6053
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Are you tired of friends who don’t understand when you’re going through a tough time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from drama queens like Barb (18f).

Join our server and leave all your real-life problems behind! No more guilt trips for not responding to messages while you’re busy fighting off creepers and zombies.

We understand that sometimes you just need to focus on yourself, whether it’s battling infections or building the coolest virtual castle. And hey, if your mom wants to join too, she’s more than welcome – we love a supportive gaming family!

So come on over to our server where the only drama is deciding which block to use next. And remember, in Minecraft, you’re the hero of your own story – no best friend required!

BabyBanBirthdayBash

babies, baby-free event, BabyBanBirthdayBash, birthday celebration, Birthday Party, event planning, friend dynamics, ladies only, mom friends, mom guilt, moms, new born, no children, party dynamics, party etiquette, party planning, party rules, Party Vibes, people pleaser, social etiquette

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	145
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dimension Hops:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Void Gems Collected:	22	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Zombie Dances:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate birthdays in the most epic way possible! Are you tired of boring parties with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we throw the wildest birthday bashes!

Join us for our 30th birthday party extravaganza, where only ladies are allowed! Leave your significant others and kids at home because this party is all about letting loose and having a blast. We promise it won’t be a rager, but it will definitely be a night to remember.

But beware, we have strict rules about bringing babies to the party. One mom tried to bring her 1-month-old baby and we had to put our foot down. We can’t have the vibes of the party ruined by a tiny human stealing the spotlight! Trust us, you won’t be offended by this rule, it’s all in the name of birthday fun.

So come join us on our Minecraft server for the most outrageous birthday party you’ve ever experienced. Who needs babies when you have virtual blocks to build with and adventures to embark on? Stick to our no kids “rule” and let the party begin!

CheatersNeverProsperMC

BETRAYAL, CheatersNeverProsperMC, Cheating, Commitment, Communication, forgiveness, Honesty, Infidelity, love, loyalty, moving on, personal boundaries, Rebuilding trust., relationship advice, relationship dynamics, relationship problems, relationships, second chances, toxic behavior, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1047
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Magic Items Found:	3982	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Crops Grown:	9825
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers full of cheaters? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We have a strict zero-tolerance policy for cheaters, so you can rest assured that your diamonds are safe with us.

Join our server and become part of our exclusive club of elite players who have never even thought about cheating. We have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground lava parkour course that only the bravest players dare to attempt.

So say goodbye to cheaters and hello to a whole new world of Minecraft fun on our server. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be cheating is death itself!