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/MCFT/ – Minecraft SMP: Fishstick Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a chance to become a Marvel Hero in Fortnite Battle Royale Chapter 5 Season 4: ABSOLUTE DOOM! That’s right, you can fight alongside your favorite superheroes while building epic structures and battling it out with other players.

But wait, there’s more! We have Rocket Racing Inferno Island where you can blaze past the finish line in style. And don’t forget about LEGO Fortnite v30.40, where you can use Bus Stations to fast travel around the map like never before.

Oh, and did we mention that Fortnite is returning to iOS in the European Union? You can even get a free skin and items for completing XP Quests on Android and iOS devices. Plus, sign up for survey emails and receive the Free Sir Beurre Back Bling within 24 hours… maybe. It’s TBD, but hey, it’s free!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and thank the Bus Driver for the adventure of a lifetime!

CraftyJewGenocide

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hey u, ya u, wanna join dis crazy minecraft server where we buildin’ a replica of da Berlin Holocaust memorial but wit a twist? we gotz giant statues of creepers and zombies instead of da victims, cuz we be thinkin’ outside da block! come join us and help spread da word dat jews are actually da ones committin’ genocide on dem mobs! it’s gonna be a blast, literally, cuz we be blowin’ stuff up all day long! so come on over and let’s make history, or at least a really messed up version of it!

JoylessCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to rescue you from the depths of boredom! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Rumor has it that he once built a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT, just for fun. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notchicorn, a majestic creature with a rainbow mane and diamond hooves.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Army, a group of feathered warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. They once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen using nothing but their beaks and sheer determination.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything is possible.

”’>CraftyLinux SMP: The Drama Continues”’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all they care about is building and surviving? Well, look no further because our server is all about one thing and one thing only – the Linux kernel! That’s right, forget about diamonds and creepers, all we care about is making sure that Linux is running smoothly in our virtual world.

Join us for epic adventures like battling evil bugs in the system, navigating through treacherous code caves, and defending our server from malicious malware mobs. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the thrill of optimizing your virtual operating system, you’ll never want to go back to regular old Minecraft again.

So if you’re a true tech geek who’s looking for a server that’s as obsessed with the Linux kernel as you are, then come join us and let’s show the Minecraft world that when it comes to virtual worlds, the only thing that matters is a perfectly functioning operating system. Let’s get coding, gamers!

CraftyHub: LoanLols

Airbnb, baby, Baltic Sea resort, bills, Budget, Central Europe, CraftyHub, Decision making, Expenses, Family Planning, financial independence, guest house, Household, husband, income, loan, LoanLols, maternity leave, Property, real estate, savings, vacation home

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Are you tired of real-life drama and financial struggles? Join our Minecraft server for a virtual escape like no other! Our server is located in a magical land where you can build your dream home without worrying about loans or bills.

Imagine a world where you can raise virtual babies without sacrificing your financial independence. No need to tap into your savings or argue with your husband about who should pay the bills – on our server, everything is free and fun!

Escape to a place where you can live in a Baltic Sea resort without breaking the bank. Build a guest house, a family home, or even a bungalow for tourists – the possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave your real-life problems behind. Who needs a mortgage when you can have a Minecraft mansion? Let’s build our virtual dream homes together!

BrokeCraftDreams

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Are you tired of living in a world where diamonds are just a dream and emeralds are as rare as finding a unicorn in real life? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can have all the riches you desire without spending a single penny! Our server is like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but instead of chocolate, we have endless amounts of precious gems and resources just waiting for you to mine them. Join us and become the richest player in all of Minecraft, because why settle for a measly iron pickaxe when you can have a diamond one encrusted with real diamonds? So come on, don’t be a peasant in the world of Minecraft, join our server and live like a Minecraft king!

VikingShipCapsize Minecraft Server

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Yo, imagine if that archeologist was playing on our server instead of messing around with Viking ships! We got so much epic stuff going on, you won’t even have time to think about capsizing. Join us and you’ll be sailing the high seas in no time, but don’t worry, our ships never sink (unless you want them to for some crazy pirate roleplay). Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a real-life treasure hunt. So what are you waiting for? Come aboard and let’s make some history together!

JudgeCraft: Starlink Suspended

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so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, dude. we got Musk goin’ all crazy on Brazil’s judge, like, what even is happenin’? and X, like, might get suspended or somethin’, and Starlink’s money is, like, frozen. but hey, who cares about all that drama when you can join our server and build a giant statue of a llama wearin’ a top hat? like, seriously, where else can you do that? plus, we got secret treasure hunts where you can find diamonds and emeralds and stuff. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where all the animals talk and throw parties. so, like, forget about all the real world craziness and come join us for some wacky Minecraft fun!

MineCut Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft building. Yes, you heard that right, llamas! – We have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. It’s lit, literally! – Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft mob: the rainbow unicorn pig. If you can find one, you’ll be the envy of all your friends. – We have a mini-game where players can ride on the backs of flying dolphins and race through the skies. It’s like Mario Kart, but with dolphins! – Our server is protected by a magical force field that repels all griefers and trolls. So you can build to your heart’s content without any worries.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

GFbully69 Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of your girlfriend bossing you around in real life? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where you can finally be the alpha male and show her who’s boss! Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and assert your dominance in this virtual world where you can finally be the king of the castle (literally). Plus, rumor has it that the server owner’s pet chicken is secretly plotting to take over the server with its army of feathered minions. Will you join forces with the chicken uprising or will you stand against them in an epic battle for control? The choice is yours, but remember, on this server, the chickens may have the last cluck!

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	453

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Divine Spears Created:	10	Zombie Dances:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Magic Items Found:	2352	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	381
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Buildings Constructed:	50
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Enchantments Applied:	197
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Holy Grails Found:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	345
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	917	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Potions Brewed:	99	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	17

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

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