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CraftySILsMasterpiece

artist, CraftySILsMasterpiece, DISCOUNT, family, family peace, hurt feelings, judgment, kitsch, Overpriced, Painting, PROFESSIONAL, Refuse, Rift, sales tactic, SIL, snob, strong-armed, Surprise, tacky painting, WIBTA

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2816
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be strong-armed into buying ugly paintings for $1900!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated landscapes and virtual friendships that won’t guilt trip you into purchasing overpriced artwork. Our server is a safe haven from pushy in-laws and their questionable business tactics.

Don’t worry about sounding like a snob here, because on our server, the only judgment comes from creepers and skeletons trying to ruin your day. So come on in, build your dream world, and leave the drama at the door. Plus, we offer a special discount for players who have successfully dodged awkward family situations in the past. So grab your pickaxe and let’s mine away the stress together!

CraftyBidenHaters

anti-Biden, anti-establishment fashion, anti-government sentiment, Biden criticism, Biden opposition, controversial fashion, CraftyBidenHaters, Fuck Biden, political activism, political dissent, political expression, political fashion, political memorabilia, political merchandise, political merchandise collection, Political protest, political statement, presidential merchandise, protest accessories, protest gear, swag

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6156
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Are you tired of wearing your “Fuck Biden” swag around town and getting dirty looks from everyone? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, you can proudly display your anti-Biden sentiments without judgment! Join us and unleash your inner political rebel as you build giant “Fuck Biden” signs made out of diamond blocks and TNT. Show the world that you’re not afraid to express your opinions, even in a virtual blocky world. Plus, rumor has it that Joe Biden himself logs on to the server to see all the creative ways players are expressing their disdain for him. So come join us and let your anti-Biden flag fly high!

WarReadyMC Server

Armed Forces, British Army, Conflict prevention, defense alliances, defense budget, defense capabilities, defense policy, defense readiness, defense strategy, Global threats, military intelligence, military leadership, Military operations, military preparedness, military technology, military training, national security, Server, strategic planning, uk, war readiness, WarReadyMC

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	763
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

lol imagine if we had a minecraft server where we gotta train for war in three years!!! like the head of the british army is like “yo join this server and get ready to fight, fam” and we all gotta build our bases and gather resources to prepare for battle!!!

but like, instead of guns and tanks, we gotta use swords and bows and arrows and stuff. and there’s gonna be dragons flying around and creepers blowing up everything. it’s gonna be epic, mate.

so come join this server and show off your pvp skills and strategize with your squad. let’s show the world that we’re ready for war, minecraft style!!!

CraftyCreeper: Estonia4Ukraine

Baltic Sea region, Baltic states, cooperation, CraftyCreeper, diplomatic support, eastern europe, Estonia, Estonia-Ukraine relations, Estonia4Ukraine, european union, foreign policy, government support, international relations, nato, new PM, political alliance, solidarity, solidarity with Ukraine, Support, Ukraine, Unity, Victory

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9517
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8112	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that has the backing of an entire country? well, this server is supported by estonia and they are gonna support ukraine ‘until victory’ like wut even is that? join this server and be part of the epic battle for victory with estonia by ur side. who knew minecraft could be so political? come join the fun and fight for victory with us!

SunshineCraft: Solar Steam Gen

#sustainability, 3d printing, clean water, climate change adaptation, desalination, Engineering, Environmental Science, evaporation, Gen, heat absorption, innovative technology, renewable energy, scientific research, seawater purification, Solar, solar energy, solar power, solar steam generators, Steam, SunshineCraft, thermal energy, water desalination, water scarcity, water treatment

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	892
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Emeralds Found:	8246
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	7550
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	1

come join our minecraft server where we have 3D-printed solar steam generators that can turn seawater into purified water! just imagine, you can have an endless supply of clean water while you build your epic minecraft creations. our SSGs absorb sunlight and convert it into thermal energy like magic. the water gets all hot and steamy and then BOOM, it evaporates into pure goodness. it’s like science fiction but in minecraft form. so come on over and join us for some wild water adventures!

Magic Kingdom

Adventure, Alchemy, Castles, Cross-Play, dragons, Dungeons, Earth, Enchantments, FANTASY, fantasy worlds, Kingdoms, magic spells, magical realms, Medieval, mythical creatures, Potions, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, sorcery, Spells, Survival, wizards

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9750
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Potions Brewed:	148	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Welcome to The Magic Kingdom

Embark on an epic adventure in The Magical Realm, the ultimate Minecraft and Discord server where fantasy and wizardry come to life. Here, every corner is steeped in mystery and magic, waiting to be discovered by brave wizards like you.

reinomagico.sytes.net:36636

SiphonMC: Where Earth, Life, Nations, Bosses, and Dungeons collide!

#youtube, Bedrock Java, boss fights, Bosses, collide, conquests, Custom Resource Pack, Discord, Dungeons, Earth, EXCITEMENT, Free Rank, gear sets, Join, Life, mettle, Nations, Raiding, SiphonMC, smp, Survival, Unique Gear, Unparalleled Minecraft, Usa, Video, Wiki

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7223
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	42	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Emeralds Found:	8614	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Minecraft Server: SiphonMC

Server IP	mcf.SiphonMC.net
Bedrock Port	19132
Features	Survival SMP, Nations Lifesteal, Custom Gear Sets, Progressive Dungeons, Daily Boss Fights
Location	USA
Version	1.21

Experience the best of both worlds at SiphonMC: immerse yourself in the safety of Survival SMP with keep-inventory and protected creations, or embrace the thrill of Nations Lifesteal, where raiding is a way of life on our 1:1000 Earth Map.

Join us today and unlock the excitement that awaits!

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join the server?

You can join the server by using the IP address mcf.SiphonMC.net and port 19132 for Bedrock edition. For a detailed video tutorial, you can watch here.

Is there a custom resource pack for the server?

Yes, there is a custom resource pack available that is compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions of Minecraft. You can find more information on how to install it on our Wiki page here.

What are some of the features of the server?

Some of the features of SiphonMC include Survival SMP with keep-inventory, Nations Lifesteal for raiding, custom gear sets, progressive dungeons, and daily boss fights for epic loot.

Can I claim a free rank on the server?

Yes, you can claim your free rank by joining the server today. Simply connect to mcf.SiphonMC.net and start exploring the exciting world of SiphonMC.

For more information and updates, you can join our Discord server here.

CopCraft Minecraft Server

abuse of power, Accountability, American police, brutality, civil rights, COPcraft, Corruption, discrimination, excessive force, justice system, killing, law enforcement, Minecraft, misconduct, Police Brutality, police violence, Privilege, punishment, racial profiling, random civilians, Server, social justice, systemic racism

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1894
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4157
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

> Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of being an American police officer! You have the ultimate power to shoot and kill random civilians without any consequences! It’s like playing Cops and Robbers, but with a deadly twist! So come on and join the fun, where you can live out your wildest cop fantasies in a blocky world of chaos and mayhem! Who needs rules and regulations when you have a virtual badge and a pixelated gun? Let the games begin!

TrashCraft Minecraft Server

Edition, funk genre, funk music, funkg, Lilac, Lilac’s tits, Minecraft, music board, music chat, music community, music discussion, music enthusiasts, music fans, music forum, music lovers, music talk, music thread, Server, tits, Trash talk, Trash thread, TrashCraft

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7804
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	328	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Welcome to the most titillating Minecraft server you’ll ever play on – Lilac’s Tits Edition! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is located on top of a giant pair of floating, sparkly pink titties. It’s the breast spawn point you’ll ever see!

2. Our PvP battles are legendary – instead of swords and bows, we fight with giant inflatable boobs. It’s a real knockers-out brawl!

3. The currency on our server is not diamonds or gold, but nipple tassels. You can trade them for rare items or even enchantments for your gear.

4. Our community events include a weekly “Wet T-shirt Contest” where players compete to see who can craft the soggiest shirt in the game. The winner gets a chest full of goodies!

5. Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden chest in the shape of a bra, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical tit fairy.

So come on and join Lilac’s Tits Edition – where the fun bags are always bouncing and the adventure is always… perky!

ChoreSwap Minecraft Server

air filter replacement, Allowance, car washing, ChoreSwap, consequences, division of chores, dusting, fall chores, garage cleaning, household chores, lawn care, leaf raking, Minecraft, mowing the lawn, parenting, recycling duty, Server, sibling rivalry, summer chores, trash duty, tree trimming, vacuuming

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	788
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where consequences are real and chores are a must? Look no further than our server, where we divide household tasks among our players just like this poor family! Join us and experience the thrill of mowing lawns, cleaning bathrooms, and taking out the trash in a virtual world like never before.

Imagine the chaos of trying to mow a pixelated lawn in the scorching heat, or the satisfaction of cleaning a virtual garage without breaking a sweat. And don’t forget the drama of arguing with your fellow players about who has it tougher – just like in this crazy family!

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate challenge of household chores in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even learn a valuable lesson about consequences along the way. Join now and let the fun begin!