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FutaCraft SMP: The Tale of FutaFunnies

adult content, alternative arkham futa, author name, captive playful drinking, Commissions, daphne josh maxwell, Discord, Eighteen mission responsible, email, erotic fiction, fanfiction, fantasy stories, futa on male, FutaCraft, FutaFunnies, Mortal Kombat Hero Series, payment accepted, Paypal, poison josh maxwell, smp, spending mrs parr recut, Tale, Velma Tony Mei, writing services

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7831
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic adventures filled with futa on male stories, Mortal Kombat hero series battles, and missions so responsible they’ll make you question your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! How about spending quality time with Mrs. Parr recut, fighting off poison with Josh Maxwell, or exploring alternative Arkham with futa creatures?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, imagine teaming up with Velma, Tony, and Mei to solve mysteries, or getting into hilarious shenanigans with Daphne and Josh Maxwell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and get ready for a captive, playful, and drinking-filled experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

LeftoverLair

childhood neglect, childhood trauma, coping mechanisms, Dysfunctional family, emotional baggage, emotional scars, emotional wounds, family conflict, family dynamics, Family issues, generational trauma, LeftoverLair, leftovers, mother-daughter relationship, parental favoritism, parental neglect, Resentment, resentment towards parents, strained relationships, unhealthy eating habits, unresolved anger

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8123
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up only the finest leftovers for our guests! Just like OP’s mom, we believe in using up all those random ingredients that no one wants to eat. Our stews are so random, you’ll never know what you’re going to get – it’s like a surprise every time you take a bite!

Join our server and experience the joy of eating questionable food just like OP did growing up. Who needs fresh meals when you can have a delicious bowl of flavored water with some mystery ingredients thrown in? Plus, if you want to impress your guests, just serve them some leftovers and watch their faces light up with confusion and disgust.

So come on down to our server and show off your culinary skills by serving up some of the most unique dishes you’ve ever seen. And remember, if you don’t pay the bills or contribute to running the household, you’ll only get leftovers – just like OP’s mom taught us. Join now and let the feasting begin!

CityCraft: Justice Minister’s Plea

arson attack, Belfast, Belfast news, cafe torched, city cleanup, city safety, city vandalism, Citycraft, community destruction, community support, Crime Prevention, criminal behavior, criminal damage, Justice, Justice Minister, law enforcement, MINISTERS, PLEA, plea for justice, public outcry, rebuilding efforts, shop torched, Stop trashing our city, Urban violence

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8862
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Magic Items Found:	8895
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where you can trash cities all day long without getting in trouble! The Justice Minister is literally begging you to stop, but we say NAH, keep on torching those cafes and shops for funsies! It’s like a real-life riot, but in Minecraft! Plus, we have a secret underground lair where you can plot your next chaos-filled adventure. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the mayhem begin!

MultiLingoCraft

autocorrect, Bilingual, Communication, digital tools, keyboard settings, language barriers, language diversity, language fluency, language input, language preferences, language proficiency, language support, language switching, linguistic challenges, MultiLingoCraft, Multilingual, multiple languages, Technology, Typing, typing assistance

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1652
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

hey u, ya u reading this. u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well listen up cuz this server is lit af. we got flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. not to mention our secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie.

but wait, there’s more. we have a secret treasure hunt where u can find diamonds, emeralds, and even a golden apple that gives u superpowers. and if u manage to tame a wild wolf, it will lead u to the hidden treasure chest full of rare items.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through the nether? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

TroonTrendz Minecraft Server

acceptance, gender dysphoria, Identity, Individuality, LGBTQ, mental health, Minecraft, personality type, self compassion, Self Discovery, self improvement, self worth, self-acceptance, self-empowerment, Self-expression, self-identity, self-realization, Server, Suicide prevention, Transgender, transitioning, troons, TroonTrendz

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3480
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	994
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Farms Harvested:	341	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone acts the same? Well, look no further because our server is filled with unique personalities and crazy adventures! Join us and discover a whole new world where you can be whoever you want to be, without the fear of becoming a troon (whatever that is).

Our server is so awesome that even if you feel like you need to completely change who you are, we got you covered! No need to resort to drastic measures like killing yourself, just log on and start fresh with a new identity. Who knew Minecraft could be so life-changing, right? So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky Crafters

adult chat, BDSM, Crafters, dft, dirty talk, Discord, Domination, FANTASY, Fappy, fappy talky, fetish community, fetish discussion, fetish exploration, fetish roleplay, fetishes, jerk off, Kinky, Minecraft, NSFW, Roleplay, sexual fantasies, smp, Snakey, Submission, taboo topics, Talky

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4277
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	904838	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Star Shards Collected:	154	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP out there – /dft/! Join us for a truly unique experience where you can post about your weirdest fetishes, chat with fellow players about your wildest fantasies, and even have a good ol’ fap session while building your dream base.

In our Snakey edition, we have a special surprise for all players – every time you slay a snake in the game, you’ll unlock a secret power that will help you dominate the server. From turning your enemies into chickens to summoning a herd of explosive pigs, the possibilities are endless!

So why join /dft/? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as kinky and crazy as you are? Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who will grant you three wishes if you can out-fap him in a PvP match.

Don’t miss out on the madness – join /dft/ today and let the chaos begin!

WeddingCrasherCraft

Bridesmaid, Bridesmaids, dress, long sleeved shirt, maid of honor, MOH, Outfit, tie, vest, Wedding, wedding attire, wedding boundaries, wedding compromise, wedding conflict, wedding decision, wedding dress, wedding expectations, wedding guilt, wedding outfit, wedding pressure, WeddingCrasherCraft

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8417
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Void Armor Forged:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for the wedding of the century, where the MoH is in a dress dilemma that puts all other Minecraft server dramas to shame.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the pressures of real life, unless you’re the MoH who is being pressured to wear a dress by the bride’s parents. Will she stand her ground and refuse to wear the dreaded dress, or will she cave under the pressure and don the frilly frock?

With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, this Minecraft server is the ultimate destination for those who love a good wedding dress showdown. Join now and witness the epic battle between fashion and family expectations unfold before your very eyes. Who needs diamonds when you have drama like this?

Airfield Mayhem Minecraft Server

Airfield, airstrikes, Allies, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, long-range strikes, MAYHEM, Military, Minecraft, nato, Partners, peace negotiations, political tensions, Russian airfields, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, urges, WARFARE, Western weapons, zelenskyy

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7737
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Yo yo yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we have Zelenskyy himself urging us to allow “truly long-range strikes” on Russian airfields with Western weapons! That’s right, we’re taking the battle to a whole new level in Minecraft! Imagine flying over enemy airfields and dropping TNT like a boss. Plus, Zelenskyy might even pop in to give you some pro tips on how to dominate the battlefield. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show those Russian airfields who’s boss!

CraftyLaughsMC

CraftyLaughsMC, decreased job satisfaction, emotional exhaustion, Employee morale, employee well-being, hierarchical relationships, humor in the workplace, leadership style, managerial humor, organizational behavior, workplace communication, workplace culture, workplace dynamics, workplace environment, workplace humor, workplace morale, Workplace Relationships, workplace satisfaction, workplace stress

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3222
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	New Chunks Explored:	224253
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Void Gems Collected:	26	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Crops Grown:	5987	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

so, like, come join our minecraft server where the managers are always cracking jokes and making you laugh so much that you’ll be emotionally exhausted and hate your job! it’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but in a minecraft world! climb the corporate ladder and try not to cry from all the funny jokes and puns being thrown at you. who needs job satisfaction when you can have a good laugh, amirite? join now for a workplace experience like no other!

SerbSlayin’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5200
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1242	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	12

Join our Minecraft server and celebrate with us as we reenact the great Serbian purge of 2021! Build your own ethnic cleansing camp and compete to see who can rid their land of the most Serbs. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and totally not offensive at all. Plus, we have a special surprise for the player who gets the most kills – a lifetime supply of virtual Serbian heads to display proudly on your virtual wall. So come join us and let the cleansing begin!