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Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 3507 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
Farms Harvested: | 977 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
Zombie Dances: | 10 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 234 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
Why should you join? Because our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who will guide you on epic adventures through pixelated lands filled with magic and mystery. Plus, rumor has it that if you build the best Biden-themed monument, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just remember, if anyone asks, you definitely voted for Biden. 😉