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CraftyCreeperGang Minecraft SMP

Analysis, Assessment, BELIEF, consideration, contemplation, CraftyCreeperGang, critique, Evaluation, Feedback, idea.., Impression, judgment, Minecraft, Musings, opinion, perspective, reaction, Reflection, response, sentiment, smp, Thoughts, Viewpoint

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9509
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Mines Excavated:	2450
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Dragon Scales Harvested:	263	Votes:	318
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treacherous parkour challenges on floating islands made of cheese, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the world (or at least the server)! Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (as long as your wish is for more diamonds). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Vape-Free Bday Bash Minecraft Server

aunt, Bash, BDay, big families, Birthday Party, Catering, complaining, cousin, family, first birthday, Friends, kicked out, Minecraft, no vape rule, out of state, overreaction, photographer, Server, Son, stress, teenagers, Upset, VapeFree, Vapes, Venue

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	500
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	New Chunks Explored:	322911
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	99
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Buildings Constructed:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your family gatherings? Look no further! Join us for epic adventures and crazy parties that will make your 1st birthday bash look like a snooze fest.

We’ve got a ban on vapes too, but not because they ruin photos – they just make the creepers jealous of the sick clouds. And if you complain about our rules, you might just get kicked out like poor cousin Sam. But hey, at least she didn’t have to worry about pockets in her dress!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some family drama that’s way more entertaining than Aunt Karen’s latest gossip. Join us now and let the fun begin!

MommyNameDramaCraft

baby names, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family members, family pressure, family tastes, family traditions, Grandparents, long held tradition, MommyNameDramaCraft, naming babies, naming ceremony, naming tradition, naming traditions, traditional names, uncommon names, unusual names

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4390
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	472266
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Buildings Constructed:	50
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further than our server! Just like this OP’s mom, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. Join us for a naming ceremony where you can choose the most outrageous names for your builds. Forget tradition, forget expectations – on our server, anything goes! Plus, if you ever need to shut down any haters, just remember to channel your inner OP and tell them to shut up! Join now for a gaming experience that’s as drama-filled as this Reddit post.

BlockyLoveLand

adult activities, adult interaction, bedroom activities, BlockyLoveLand, consensual relations, euphemism, family friendly, family-friendly euphemism, family-friendly intercourse, family-friendly phrase, intercourse, intimate relations, lovemaking, making love, marital relations, phrase, physical intimacy, polite term, private time, romantic encounter, sexual intercourse

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4698
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Buildings Constructed:	45
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	478	Void Gems Collected:	28
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans! Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. Plus, we have secret underground tunnels that lead to a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let’s have a blast together!

WealthTaxCraft Minecraft Server

$2 trillion, Copying, Countries, economic growth, economic policy, Financial Stability, findings, fiscal policy, government revenue, income inequality, Minecraft, policy implementation, public finances, raise, Server, social welfare, spain, study, Taxation, wealth distribution, wealth tax, WealthTaxCraft

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8515
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

lol, you know what else can raise $2 trillion? joining this epic minecraft server, bro! we got diamonds for days and creepers that do the macarena. plus, our wealth tax is just stealing from villagers, so you can feel like a real government official while you play. come join us and help us build the most insane virtual economy ever!

JewCraftNYC

Accountability, Australian, breach of trust, confidentiality, consequences, Data Protection, Disciplined, ethical standards, Information Security, investigation, JewCraftNYC, Jews, journalism ethics, LEAK.., media integrity, NYT, personal information, privacy breach, professional conduct, reporter, sensitive data

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8182
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Towns Built:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, you gotta join cuz we got, like, secret tunnels filled with diamonds and, like, magical unicorns roaming around.

one time, this player found a hidden chest filled with enchanted golden apples and they became, like, the king of the server.

oh, and did i mention the time when a group of players built a giant rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? it was epic, bro.

come join us and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have dance parties. you don’t wanna miss out on that, do ya?

SisSync Movie Night Brainz

acquaintances, brain activity, Brainz, complex cognitive functions, Friends, Movie, Network, neuroimaging study, night, sensory processing regions, SisSync, sisters

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9428
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Crops Grown:	5832
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

so, like, imagine if you join this cray cray minecraft server, right? your brain activity will be, like, so in sync with everyone else, you’ll basically be sisters with all the players. it’s like a sisterhood of the traveling minecraft block.

you’ll be able to read each other’s minds and finish each other’s sentences. it’s like a telepathic connection but with pixels and creepers.

and get this, your brain will be so lit up in all the right places, you’ll be a minecraft genius. you’ll be building epic structures and slaying mobs like it’s nobody’s business.

so, like, join this server and become part of the ultimate brain-synced sisterhood. it’s like a movie, but with way more blocks and way more fun.

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

blocktopia, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7523
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Crops Grown:	5615	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Dimension Hops:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	9290
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Epic Shields Constructed:	16

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable one out there!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle against a horde of evil llamas, and even participate in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon!

Our server is so wild that even the creepers have been known to break out into song and dance numbers. And don’t even get me started on the talking cows that give out free diamonds!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane adventure and see what kind of ridiculous shenanigans you can get into. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

NoahHatesBasketballMC SMP

Athletic, Ball, Basketball, Competition, Court, dislike, DRIBBLE, Dunk, Game, general, hate, Hoop, jump, Net, noah, NoahHatesBasketballMC, player, Score, shoot, smp, sports, TEAM

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2723
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where Noah is the ultimate basketball hater! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, Noah tried to play basketball in Minecraft but accidentally threw the ball into a lava pit, causing a meltdown that destroyed half the server. Since then, he has banned all basketball-related activities and now spends his days hunting down any basketballs that dare to enter his realm. Join us for a chance to witness Noah’s epic basketball battles and maybe even sneak in a game or two when he’s not looking. Just be sure to hide your basketballs or face the wrath of Noah!

CreeperLove404

aita, Angry, Blame, Boyfriend, Communication, CreeperLove404, Defensive, forgetfulness, hurt, Movie, overreacting, Phone, restroom, strangers, Sync, trip, Uber, UNFAIR, Upset, Waiting

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4031
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Towns Built:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Animals Bred:	200
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine logging in to find yourself in a maze, with no phone to guide you. Will you be able to find your way out and reunite with your friends? Or will you be left wandering aimlessly, hoping for a friendly stranger to offer you an Uber ride?

But that’s not all – once you finally make it out of the maze, you’ll be faced with challenges that will test your communication skills with your fellow players. Can you and your teammates stay in sync and conquer the obstacles together? Or will you end up like the boyfriend in the story, lost and clueless?

Join our server now for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs a phone when you have Minecraft to keep you entertained and on your toes?