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Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 1705 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?
So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!