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Zoomer Minecraft SMP Experience

70K, btc, Bull Run, cryptocurrency, digital assets, economic opportunities, Experience, financial freedom, Financial Stability, forgiven student debts, future prospects, generational wealth, inflation, investing, market trends, Minecraft, oldfags, peak careers, retirement planning, smp, UNFAIR, wealth gap, Zoomer, zoomers

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9016
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

Are you tired of being an oldfag in the world of Minecraft SMPs? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee a bull run like no other! Just like BTC breaking and holding at 70k, our server will have you experiencing peak careers, forgiven student debts, and absolutely no inflation! Say goodbye to being an oldfag and hello to the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience where anything is possible. Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and laughing all the way to the virtual bank!

SeatSnatcherCraft

Ageism, child behavior, Commute, discipline, Disrespect, ENTITLEMENT, exhaustion, generational differences, Manners, Motherhood, offering seats, priority seating, public seating, public transportation, Respect, seat etiquette, SeatSnatcherCraft, societal expectations, sports event, subway etiquette, tiredness

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9924
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Are you tired of entitled subway moms expecting you to give up your seat for their perfectly capable 8-year-old child? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where everyone gets a virtual seat and no one can guilt trip you into giving it up!

Our server is a safe haven for all those who have been victimized by subway shaming. Build your own virtual subway car and never worry about being judged for wanting to sit down after a long day of work.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special “Entitled Mom” role-playing mini-game where you can practice standing your ground and saying “no” to virtual entitled moms. Show them who’s boss in a world where you make the rules!

So join us now and let’s create a world where everyone gets a seat, no matter how old they are!

RoomSecrets Minecraft SMP

belongings, hidden, INTIMATE, introspection, Minecraft, Mysterious, objects, Personal, Personality, possessions, Private, REVEALING, room, RoomSecrets, Secrets, self reflection, smp

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6290
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Villages Defended:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Are you tired of your boring old room objects just sitting there collecting dust? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, every object has a personality and they spill all your secrets! Imagine your lampshade gossiping about your late-night dance parties or your bedspread revealing your embarrassing sleep-talking habits. Join us for a wild ride of hilarity and chaos as you navigate a world where even your toothbrush has a juicy story to tell. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this zany server? Join now and let the inanimate objects spill the tea on your life!

RespawnWishList

10. Role models, 11. Gone too soon, 12. Fond memories, 13. Missed dearly, 14. Inspirational, 15. Never forgotten, 16. Rest in peace, 17. Legacy, 18. Iconic personalities, 19. Beloved figures, 2. In memoriam, 20. Longing for their presence., 3. Remembering, 4. Celebrities, 5. Icons, 6 legends, 7. Influential figures, 8. Historical figures, 9. Cultural icons, RespawnWishList, Wishful thinking

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6238
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Animals Bred:	96	Dimension Hops:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Farms Harvested:	235
Secret Passages Found:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Void Armor Forged:	26

Do you wish your pet rock from 3rd grade was still alive? Or maybe that goldfish you won at the fair but accidentally flushed down the toilet? Well, on our server, we bring your wildest dreams to life! Join us and you just might find yourself face to face with your long lost pet rock, now transformed into a majestic diamond golem ready to fight by your side. Don’t miss out on the chance to reunite with your beloved childhood companions in the most epic way possible!

Nano Ruler Minecraft Server

advanced techniques, atomic level, atomic scale, infinitely small world, innovation, measure distances, microscopic ruler, Minecraft, molecular distance, Molecular scale, molecules, Nano, nanoengineering, nanometer scale, Nanoscale, nanoscience, nanotechnology, precision measurement, research, Ruler, scientific measurement, scientific research, Server, Technology

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3507
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

u ever wanted to measure the distance between molecules in minecraft? well u can do that on our server! we have a microscopic ruler that can measure distances as small as one atom-wide! it’s like being a scientist but in a blocky world! join now to explore the infinitely small world of minecraft and show off your advanced techniques to all your friends! who knew minecraft could be so educational and fun at the same time? come join us and be a part of the tiny revolution!

Kriegcraft

advanced jobs, advanced seasons, alliances, Brewery, building, Community, Earth, Earth Map, Economy, Exploration, Factions, geopolitical events, MCMMO, mobs, Plugins, PvP, quality armor, Survival, Towny, Vehicles, War

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3742
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Void Gems Collected:	16
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Mines Excavated:	2173	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Welcome to Kriegcraft!

a Towny earth server, featuring a 1:1500 earth survival map where YOU can make your own town and nation and decide the geopolitical events in the server.

some interesting plugins you might like! (more plugins on server)

– Advanced seasons (winter, summer, spring etc..) – quality armor ( Weapons, explosives etc..) – Vehicles ( planes, helicopters, tank and more!) – Towny ( create your own town & nation! – Brewery ( beer, vodka & much more!) – Advanced jobs! ( i bought the paid version so more fun for you! +mcmmo )

kriegcraft.com:25569

The Imladris Conclave

creativity, Custom Crops, discovery, enhanced mechanics, hard mode, long-term adventures, Minecraft, Mmocore, Mythicmobs, skill trees, Small Community, Survival, Welcoming Community, Whitelist

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6471
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	128	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Villages Defended:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dimension Hops:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Chimeras Created:	2

Survival Minecraft with MMOcore skill trees, MythicMobs, custom crops, and enhanced mechanics! Challenge yourself in a hard-mode experience where discovery and creativity are key. Join a small, welcoming community for long-term adventures!

15.204.60.178:25570

Who Was Wrong? Minecraft Server

Accountability, ACCUSATION, Argument, Blame, clarification, Conflict, Decision making, Dispute, error, Fault, Guilt, judgment, Minecraft, Miscommunication., mistake, misunderstanding, perspective, reconciliation, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, wrong

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4311
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	391
Star Shards Collected:	283	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Void Gems Collected:	40
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Epic Shields Constructed:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too serious? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for chaos and mayhem!

Join us and become part of the epic battle between Steve and a horde of angry chickens who are seeking revenge for all the times they’ve been turned into nuggets. Will you help Steve defend himself or will you join forces with the chickens and overthrow him once and for all?

But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and skeletons are the backup dancers. Get ready to boogie down with the undead like never before!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world. Just remember, in this server, the only thing you can count on is the unexpected!

Famous Filmmakers Minecraft SMP – Do any actors browse Minecraft SMP?

Actors, browse, career aspirations., Celebrities, dream job, entertainment industry, FAMOUS, famous filmmakers, film director, film industry, filmmakers, Hollywood, Job, job hunting, Job Opportunities, job prospects, Job Search, Loser, Minecraft, networking, smp, talent scouting, TV, unemployed

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8007
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Are you tired of being a 26-year-old unemployed loser? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and become a famous filmmaker or actor overnight! Who needs Hollywood when you can build your own blockbuster movies in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to secret underground societies, where players battle it out for control of the server. Will you rise to the top and become the ultimate ruler of this virtual world? Or will you be forever known as the noob who couldn’t even mine a diamond?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living out your wildest dreams! Who knows, maybe you’ll even land a job as a professional block builder. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world of pixels and possibilities.

StepMom’sCookingSucksLOL

Behavior, Chores, Cooking, Dinner, disabled father, family, fast food, husband, ingredients, kitchen, leftovers, Meals, PARANOIA, picky eater, Restaurant, sandwich, scrambled eggs, step mother, StepMomsCookingSucksLOL, store-bought, Variety

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8080
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Star Shards Collected:	187
Votes:	9269	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	630494
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mysterious as my stepmother’s cooking habits? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like the leftovers in our fridge that she refuses to eat.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers with predictable gameplay? Well, on our server, you never know what’s going to happen next. Just like how I never know if my stepmother is actually a secret alien who only eats sandwiches and scrambled eggs.

Join now and experience the thrill of paranoia and confusion as you navigate through a world where nothing is as it seems. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the truth behind my stepmother’s strange behavior. Or maybe you’ll just build a cool castle, who knows!