Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions

“Youth, Adulthood, adulting, aging, aging gracefully, creeper, Expectations, experiences, explosions, growing up, INDEPENDENCE, Life Changes, LIMITATIONS, Maturity, midlife crisis, responsibilities, restrictions, SELF AWARENESS, smp, societal norms, thirty, Thirtysomething, too old, wisdom

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9421
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Are you tired of being judged for still playing Minecraft at the ripe old age of thirty? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the inner child in all of us! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the only limit is your imagination (and the block limit, but who’s counting?). So come on, don’t let age define your gaming experience – join us and let your inner 12-year-old run wild!

CraftyPickupLines

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6718
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	3352	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Astral Projections Made:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	12

Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server and show off your epic pickup lines to impress all the players. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! Don’t miss out on the chance to spark some romance in the world of blocks and creepers. Join now and let the love (and hilarious pickup lines) flow!

CraftyChemWarfare

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9959
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	900859	Secret Passages Found:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Divine Spears Created:	28	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel like a spy? well this server is for u, my friend. we got all the crazy stuff like russia-bound chemicals and possible weapons material. u can be like james bond but in minecraft form. join us if u wanna feel like a secret agent while building ur dream world. plus, the spanish police are totally cool with it, so u know it’s legit. come join the fun and let’s get spyin’!

Ligma Craft

Adventure, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Exploration, Fun, Gaming, Ligma Craft, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Prison, Prisons, PvP, Roleplaying, Sandbox, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Viaversion

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9485
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

LigmaCraft is a Prisons/Skyblock server that is crossplay, allowing anyone from any device to play! The server has viaversion so players can play on any version they feel like!

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Vanilla+ SMP REALM: Where noobs are pros and pros are just noobs with keyboards [Realms] [SMP]

Active, Adventure, building, Chill, Community, Creative, Custom, Economy, Events, Factions, Friendly, Fun, java, keyboards, Mature, Minigames, Noobs, Pros, PvP, Realm, Realms, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6410
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Farms Harvested:	463	Chimeras Created:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Potions Brewed:	108
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Dimension Hops:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Homage (23M)
Realm Type	Bedrock Realm with RealismCraft pack
Add-ons	15 add-ons including QOL, portals, backpacks, shaders, and animals
Contact	Discord: homage2heezy
Age Restriction	18+ only

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Contact the owner on Discord for instructions on joining the Bedrock Realm.
What addons are included?	Contact the owner on Discord for the complete list of included addons.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	PvP rules may vary, consult with the owner for specific details.
Can I invite friends to the server?	Check with the owner for any restrictions on inviting other players.

Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7783
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Towns Built:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and pure madness!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of surviving in a laggy world where anything can happen. Can you handle the potato power?

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Can you outsmart the llamas and claim the treasure for yourself?

3. Our server has a special event called “Sim Room Overclock,” where players are transformed into virtual reality avatars and must battle it out in a pixelated arena. It’s like The Matrix, but with creepers and zombies!

4. Ever wanted to be a Phantom Thief or a Detective? Well, now’s your chance! Join our server and participate in the epic showdown between these two factions. Will you steal the crown jewels or solve the mystery of the missing diamonds?

5. We have a special recruit named Quency: Escape Queen, who can teleport players to different dimensions with just a snap of her fingers. Explore new worlds, meet strange creatures, and maybe even find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

SMP: how does she smell? Minecraft

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8060
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	2714
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	New Chunks Explored:	598712
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you smell is the stench of sweat and desperation? Well, look no further because our server is like a breath of fresh air…literally! Our server is infused with the scent of freshly baked cookies and lavender fields, making it the most fragrant place to play Minecraft. Join us and find out for yourself how she smells…spoiler alert: like a bed of roses dipped in unicorn tears.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can decipher their clucks and clucks, you’ll be rolling in riches in no time. So why wait? Join us and embark on the quest of a lifetime to uncover the mysteries of the chicken kingdom.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers recite Shakespearean sonnets. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t want to miss out on the chance to witness this once-in-a-lifetime event.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the smell is divine, the chickens are chatty, and the moonlit madness awaits. See you in the game!

TripTreats4Kids

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2409
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3298	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	4633
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Runes Activated:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Are you tired of dealing with baby mama drama and step-family shenanigans? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life chaos, where you can build your dream world without any pesky stepkids demanding equal treatment. No more worrying about who gets to go on the class trip or buying gifts for kids that aren’t even yours – on our server, it’s all about you and your creations.

So come on over and leave the blended family drama behind. Build to your heart’s content and let your imagination run wild. Who needs step-siblings when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Join now and say goodbye to the real-life AITA moments, because in our Minecraft server, the only question is: are you ready to have some fun?

OuttaPocketSMP: OverheardConvos

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	757
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

So, picture this: you’re just mining away in the depths of the Minecraft world, minding your own business, when suddenly you hear the most outlandish conversation between two players. One of them is trying to convince the other that they should join our insane Minecraft SMP because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who can speak in Shakespearean English. And get this, they claim that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who communicate with us through a series of elaborate underwater dance routines. I mean, if that doesn’t convince you to join, I don’t know what will! So come on, dive into the craziness and join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP!

WordCraft – Build, Mine, Create!

BUILD, Communication, Create, emotion, Expression, Favorite, favorite word, Language, linguistics, Meaning, Personal, sentiment, sentimental, sentimentalism, sentimentalist, sentimentalist’s., sentimentality, sentimentally, Unique, vocabulary, why, Word, WordCraft

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	192
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Votes:	6873
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Towns Built:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever set foot in! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles! Only the bravest and most daring players can unlock the chest and claim the riches within.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn that grants wishes to those who can solve its riddles. Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? Done. Need a giant rainbow slide that leads to a land made entirely of candy? You got it. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of absurdity and hilarity you’ll encounter along the way? It’s time to unleash your inner goofball and let the laughter begin!

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