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Country Minecraft SMP – Real Women Over Porn

Country, Minecraft, porn, real, smp, Women

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4420
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Votes:	3104
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Are you tired of people choosing pixelated porn over real women in your country? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only “blocky” relationships you’ll have to worry about are with creepers and villagers. Say goodbye to the woes of modern dating and hello to building epic structures and battling mobs with your new virtual friends. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures that will blow your mind (literally, thanks to those pesky creepers)? Join us now and start crafting your way to a better, blockier future!

Pixel Love Minecraft Server

Anime, anime adaptation, comedy, FANTASY, husband and wife, invisible Man, Iwatobineko, love, Manga, Marriage, Minecraft, Otoko to Ningen Onna, oumei, PIXEL, romance, ROMANCECHADS, romcom, Server, Sonouchi Fuufu ni Naru Futari, Supernatural, THE INVISIBLE MAN AND HIS SOON-TO-BE WIFE, winning

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7738
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Emeralds Found:	9308	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the wackiest adventures in the land of blocky goodness.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a ghostly figure appears before you. But don’t worry, it’s just the Invisible Man looking for his soon-to-be wife! Will you help him find love in this supernatural romcom manga come to life?

But that’s not all! We have ROMANCECHADS roaming around, ready to sweep you off your blocky feet with their charming pick-up lines and dashing armor. Who needs diamonds when you have a ROMANCECHAD by your side?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy journey filled with love, laughter, and maybe a few explosions (we can’t promise anything). Don’t miss out on the fun, because on our server, anything is possible!

The Secret Agent Minecraft SMP

agent, Minecraft, secret, smp

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2826
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3061	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Welcome to TRVKE, the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn town is actually a giant llama-shaped castle, where the llamas are the rulers and demand sacrifices of wool and hay from all players.

2. Our Nether is a disco party zone, complete with glowstone dance floors and zombie pigmen DJs spinning fire beats.

3. The End dimension is not just for fighting the Ender Dragon – it’s also a tropical vacation spot with sandy beaches and End crystal cocktails.

4. Our community events include synchronized swimming competitions in lava lakes and pig racing tournaments where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle.

5. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where all the server admins live like mole people, plotting world domination through pixelated shenanigans.

So what are you waiting for? Join TRVKE now and dive into a world of madness, mayhem, and Minecraft magic!

Dub City Minecraft Server

achievement, aspirations, city, Dedication, determination, dreams, Dub, dubs, goals, growth, hard work, inspiration, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, persistence, positivity, self improvement, Server, success, triumph, Victory, WINNERS, winning

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4128
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5604	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is a noob? Well, look no further because on our server, only WINNERS get dubs! We’re talking about epic battles, insane builds, and non-stop action that will have you on the edge of your seat (or gaming chair) at all times.

Join us if you want to prove that you’re the ultimate Minecraft champion. We’ve got challenges that will test your skills to the max, and only the most skilled players will come out on top. Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who only explodes on players who can’t handle the heat.

But don’t worry, we also have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest adventurers can find. Legend has it that it’s guarded by a pack of diamond-armored pigs who will stop at nothing to protect their loot. Are you up for the challenge?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show the world that you’re a true Minecraft pro. Just remember, only WINNERS get dubs, so bring your A-game or prepare to be left in the dust.

Baker Brit Minecraft SMP – Bread Making Pro

assault, assisted dying, asylum seekers, Australia, Axed, Baker, bbc comedy, Bread, Brit, CPS, drug capital, Europe, Farage, Fire, Glasgow, grenfell, heroin addiction, Indigenous senator, jeremy clarkson, king charles, labour, London, making, milkshake, Minecraft, POL, Prison, PRO, racist abuse, reparations, rioter, Slavery, smp, Starmer, Vegetarian

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5467
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera in Glasgow, where even the creepers are hooked on drugs.

Witness the epic Grenfell mark ii disaster unfold right before your eyes, as players scramble to escape the fiery wrath of the block of flats in Plaistow. Will you make it out alive or become a crispy bacon block?

Feeling rebellious? Join us and channel your inner Farage milkshake thrower as you unleash your assault skills on unsuspecting players. Just make sure you don’t end up like Victoria Thomas Bowen with a guilty plea!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the political drama of assisted dying and Labour’s budget definition, where billions of pounds hang in the balance. Will you be the hero that saves the day or the rioter who ends up shouting racist abuse in prison?

And don’t forget to catch the final season of the beloved BBC comedy that’s leaving fans devastated. It’s like watching your favorite sheep get sheared for the last time.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure where older drivers over 70 are banned, Jeremy Clarkson roasts woke vegetarians, and King Charles gets heckled by Indigenous senators. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!

PixelPals Minecraft Server

Apricot, froot, geega, hajime, haruka, henya, Hime, Ironmouse, kson, kuro, Mata, mel, MICHI, Minecraft, Mouse, PixelPals, projektmelody, Server, vshojo, Vtubers, zen, zentreya

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4808
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Emeralds Found:	4010
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Welcome to the Mikeypilled Edition of our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with VShojo and vtubers who will blow your mind with their epic gaming skills.

Imagine building a staircase to the heavens with Zen, only to have Mata come in and automate the whole process with Factorio. And don’t even get me started on Kuro, who once tamed a pack of Andy and Leyley to do his bidding.

But that’s not all! Hime will serenade you with her angelic voice while Henya solves complex puzzles with the power of her genius mind. And who could forget Mel, the virtual queen who will lead you on epic quests through the pixelated world.

Join us on this server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some epic adventures with the VShojo crew. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Dawntrail Adventures

Adventures, All Saints’ Wake, Badlands Chugs Watch Party, Balmung, cc, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Dynamis, Final Fantasy, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Goblet W27 P17 Yard & Pools, Golem, Golem Alts, Golem Alts Meetup, Halloween Musicals, Halloween Theme CC., LB W2 P10, Letter from the Producer LIVE LXXXIV, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party, Resources, smp, Sneaky Hollow Femlala Friday tea party, The Crow, Wolf’s Pier, XIV, xivg

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1953
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	New Chunks Explored:	710162
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where the mobs are as wild as the players!

Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a giant talking creeper who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom. But watch out, because the pickaxe is guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen riding on chickens!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is full of hidden treasures, secret free companies, and linkshells that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the Moogle Treasure Trove event where you can trade in your loot for rare items like a diamond helmet shaped like a taco!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have epic meetups like the Femlala Friday tea party where you can sip on potions and gossip with other players. Or join the Halloween Musicals event where you can watch players perform spooky songs while dressed as skeletons!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of craziness and laughter like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

NightPlaza is your new home in the world of vanilla! Minecraft server

Community, family, free, Grief Protection, Lag-free, Plugins, RP commands, Server, Updates, Vanilla, vanilla community, Vanilla Experience, vanilla family, vanilla features, Vanilla Gameplay, vanilla minecraft, vanilla server, vanilla world, voice chat

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3839
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Animals Bred:	147
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Towns Built:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	351	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

NightPlaza is your new home in the world of vanilla!

No lags, just a pure vanilla server with voice chat and RP commands. We take the project seriously so that every visit you make is unforgettable. Come on in, it’ll be fun!

Features of the project:

• Good server characteristics (don’t worry about lags)

• Seriousness of development (We take the project seriously and want to make a truly perfect vanilla!)

• Voice chat (yes, you can not only write)

• RolePlay commands (/me smiles)

• Frequent updates and communication with the community

• No restrictions of the world, everything is like in vanilla!

• Protection against griefing

• Modern plugins and professionally configured server

At the moment, it is possible to join the server absolutely free! We have huge plans for the development of the project and we sincerely hope that you will become part of our family!

play.nightplaza.org

Funky Minecraft Server

APPEAL, clunky, dislike, Funky, Gaming, graphics, hate, Kids, micro transactions, microtransactions, Minecraft, Outdated, outdated graphics, pay to win, released in 2005, Server, Terrible, video games

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3807
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	429	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Farms Harvested:	270
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Are you tired of boring, clunky, outdated games with microtransactions galore? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas. Our server is so epic, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the awesomeness. Plus, our graphics are so cutting-edge, they’ll make your eyeballs do a happy dance. So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and experience pure, unadulterated Minecraft magic? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, in which case, you might want to reconsider).

Minecraft SMP – /dpt/ – Daily Programming Thread

coding, coding challenges, coding community, coding support, computer science, Daily, daily thread, debugging, dpt, Minecraft, Pain, programming, programming advice, programming discussion, programming feedback, programming help, Programming Languages, programming questions, programming resources, programming tips, smp, Software Development, software engineering, Technology, Thread

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4182
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Farms Harvested:	867
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our SMP where the creepers are actually trained ninjas and the cows are secretly plotting a revolution.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond mine, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluck Norris.

So come join us and experience the chaos, the madness, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to question your sanity and possibly lose a few brain cells along the way. But hey, who needs those anyway, right?